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2017

25

Jul

Sara Underwood’s Possible Pee Fetish Pics of the Day

As someone with a pee fetish…I like watching girls pee, seeing them pee, hearing them pee, peeing on them, but not having them pee on me, but peeing their panties…Sara Underwood in the pee position getting half naked or naked enough should be hot..

But not really considering she’s a playboy chick with clown tits – sex worker – low level porn chick – who sells monthly subscriptions to her pervert fans – to watch her porno snapchat that she gets naked on – even though it’s against SNAPCHAT policy….

But you can google her pussy and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than thinking about when Ryan Seacrest used to fuck it…but he’s more into anal, you know with being a homo.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2017

25

Jul

Sahara Ray Nipple of the DAy

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Sahara Ray posted a pic of her giant tit’s nipple, the spout that the golden milk pours out of, provided she lets the fetus grow inside her long enough before the abortion, that without kids serve no purpose other than to put out there on social media for everyone to see so that you seem to have some feminist stance on equality thanks to your tit in a mesh shirt, that I know, and you know is just being shameless..

Not that anyone cares about Sahara Ray and her hipster scenester tits, but she still matters enough to me, thanks to being early to instagram and having big fucking tits…

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2017

25

Jul

Joy Corrigan’s Bolt On Tits for Swim Week of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami, but stayed there where she’s from, to really dominate the marketplace amongst every fat fucking trashy girl trying to be a bikini model, because of social media…at least this one has some substance, even if her tits are clown-like and comical..

This was from Miami Swim Week, where Joy dominated since it was all on her own sugar baby turf…

Posted in:Joy Corrigan|SFW

2017

25

Jul

Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence..

She’s also some connected rich kid related to Steven Spielberg or some shit, and she’s on some nerd shit TV show, and does the hipster nude shit, and looks good enough to stare at,

Posted in:Willa Holland

2017

25

Jul

Rihanna Got them Monster Tits of the Day

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These pictures of Rihanna circulated yesterday – because she took her fat ass to some movie premiere and with the help of her design team – or some top designers she’s got on speed dial and who produce whatever she needs when she needs it – they came up with something obese women at Walmart or the bar have known forever…push them huge tits out, they are all you have, wear something massive that hides the rest of you, so that all people see is the tits, because if you wear something spandex that you spill out of, despite how hard it is containing you, the tits lose their appeal of being huge, and you just get seen as huge, but if you can just section off, block out, frame the tits…and have the massive, overeating body out of the picture, guys will realize what is important…fertility…it will speak to our animalistic core…

She’s a professional…

If you’ve ever been to Barbados, you will know they are a large set of people, I mean all the Caribbean islands I went to were filled with big locals, I guess they like to eat their ROTI, their sugar waters, while sitting around breeding…a Fat Rihanna was written in the cards, too rich to starve, to not give into her cravings, to exist…and with tits like this…I understand why billionaires are getting up in it…she’s pretty much a fetish….

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

25

Jul

Couple in the Phone Booth and Other Videos of the Day

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McDonalds Stabbing

A Girl and Her Cake

ZIp Line Fail

Dude Punches Woman in the Face

Cop tackle Flower Lady

Naked Beer thief

The Dude Who Cut His Own Penis Off..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You have to be careful when looking at girls on the beach in bikinis without your glasses on, because thanks to the hormones in the foods, the terrible diets, the emotional trauma and stresses of being a kid, coupled with all that porno…kids are getting their periods at 7, and that busty girl who you think is a Sugar Baby, with her Sugar Daddy, is actually just a 10 year old in a bikini with massive tits, on summer vacation with her dad..who doesn’t like that you’re looking at her tits you assume are at least in their 20s based on size alone…

The world is a weird place…

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Chantal Jeffries….Crotch Shot
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Hilary Duff Done Got Robbed
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Octopus Takes to Land
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Marvel’s Defenders – Trailer
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Westworld Season 2 at Comicon
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Conspiracies on the set of 1984
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Affleck is Too Out of Shape to Play Batman
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Cara Delevingne Eating Spicy Wings
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Angry Scott VS Sheep
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2017

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always annoying when the prime pussy you sext with – realize that you write the same lines to all the other girls you sext with – or try to sex with – because you post it on the internet – making her mad, and cutting off the prime pussy she sexts you with – forcing you to turn to the thousands of equally eager pussy you sext with to send you those sexts…

Because it requires effort, and some of us – hate effort…

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J.Lo Dressed Slutty
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Rihanna Huge SLoppy Tit
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Ariel Winter – Fat Ass Tattoo
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80s Hip Swinging – with Travolta and Jaimie Lee Curtis….Sans Penis…
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Charlie Rinna was My Girl….Go Canada..>Topless
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Some Slut Named Celeste Bright
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Why it Sucks to be a Male Hyena
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Candace Smith in a Bikini
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Liev Schreiber Tranny Son
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Ariel Winter Hard Nipples – No Bra
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Nic Cage in Kazakhstan
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Kim K Gross See Through
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Karlie Kloss Filming Commercials
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Maitland Ward Pussy for Comicon
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Usher Gives Herpes
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Chantal Jeffries White Bathing Suit
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J.Lo Nipple
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Mind Reading Chicken…
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Vintage Shit to Jerk Off To
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Joy Corrigan Hot Body in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough Honeymoon Slut
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Man Solves Rubik’s Cube Water Skiing
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Sultan of Brunei’s Crazy Car Collection
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Tegan Martin in Maxim
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J Low Old Lady Cleavage
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Monster Tits
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Weird Cheesy Shoot
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Random Naked Chick
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Pussy on Cam
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Cop Ruins Blow Job
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Sex on the Lawn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

25

Jul

J.Lo Nipple of the Day

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I figure…J.Lo’s old lady nipple that she brought out on purpose, probably because she’s feeling insecure pushing 50, despite that pile of money that keeps compounding, because that latin fever shit she was part of is forever, these latin bitches don’t forget anything and stay committed to the cause, and their people, even if they are overrated garbage like J.Lo….she’s the beacon of hope…and her mom nipple…still worth sticking in your ass…a move not nearly used enough in porn…

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Posted in:J.Lo

2017

24

Jul

Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy

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Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best….

Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them…

Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating..

Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more…

My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE…

Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day