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2017

24

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is showing a portion of her nipples and I am sure no one cares but me…you see I have a real problem that involves doing posts about useless people, often times over paid people, who no one cares about…it’s my life work…and that in and of itself is pretty ridiculous…

She’s the kind of girl who is hot. She’s got this mouth…and overall look I dig…and I guess other people dig it, like rich people….who pay for her to be on their boat in bikinis…PROOF…

This is a photoshoot….from some obscure market Harper’s Bazaar…where she gets to maintain her place in the world as a hot model – who hangs out with rich people – for no reason besides being hot…

I am sure we’ve all seen her tits before….

Yes…we’ve seen her tits…which is really not saying much considering I’ve seen everyone’s tits on social media – even the girl who works at my local coffee shop…because girls are exhibitionist sluts and dream of being models…and sometimes..they are models…it’s all just nonsense….she’s good…

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2017

24

Jul

Charlotte McKinney – Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney got a job modeling some bikinis for what we can assume is one of her friends…during SWIM WEEK the trashiest of trashy events that take place in Miami…filled with sugar babies, garbage girls with large social media following, who aren’t even that hot, like Charlotte McKinney who is pretty fucking busted looking…but she was never hot so I guess that’s not saying much, she’s awlways been a garbage Florida chick, and she’s always been about the tits, so fixate on the tits….she’s staying true to herself, don’t try to pretend she’s anything but the tits…

Here’s the show…and it is LOLZ…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

24

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

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Comic Con is going on and you gang of herbs fucking love all things comic…and it must be really exciting for you gang of herbs knowing that something you’ve been so passionate about all your life is now the mainstream…nothing but comic book movies being made…nothing but comic book movies getting paid…nothing but all the slutty actresses getting up on that shit because it’s the only way to matter…you know simplistic nerd shit…it’s more than just making dot com billions and collecting weird action figures as a grown man…it’s about the pussy bro…

So here’s some Comic Con pussy….all trying to Manipulate You…

Here’s a round-up….I won’t name them…but Maitland Ward’s pussy is the best….shameless in the right way..

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Posted in:Comicon|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Woman Masturbates in the Middle of the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Caught Fucking

Girl Bumps Tits into Bar Assassin

Flies on a Homeless Man’s Ass…

Civilian Takes Down an Armed Robber

Worker Spills Gas….5 Minutes Later Accidentally Burns Down Car Dealership

Cops VS Flower Vendor

Public Jerker of the Day

Man Dances with Sex Doll at the Beach

Cow Licks Reporters Tits

Walmart Shopper Steals the Scooter

Weird Attempted Robbery at McDonalds

Car Drops….Off Lift….Onto Workers…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Tinder allows me to knock up many more women that I can deadbeat baby daddy…but I just don’t take advantage of it…but tinder did once get shit on my dick from this dirtbag fat chick I spoke to for a solid 45 minutes before meeting her at her place and fucking her up the ass….I figured her asshole smelled better than the pussy. Probably shoulda used a condom with that one…

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Dude Shoots Out Tires of an AT&T Truck
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Justice League Comic Con Sneak Peak
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Walking Dead Season 8 Comic Con Trailer
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Steven Spielberg’s New Movie Called “Ready Player One”
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THOR official Trailer
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Stranger Things Season 2 Comicon Trailer
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USHER Is Being Sued for 10 Million for Exposing a Girl to Bieber Herpes
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Lottie Moss Hot in a Bathing Suit in Ibiza
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Julianne Hough Slutty on her Honeymoon…
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Whoopi Goldberg in a CHarlie Sheen 9/11 Movie…HILARIOUS
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day
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Puddles the Sad Clown Performs “All By Myself” on America’s Got Talent…Creepy
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Madison Beer – Fucking Young Money
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MotorCycle Rider Kids Car…All Goes as Expected
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Teen Eats Hot Pepper Everytime Ariana Grande Says UM
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe
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2017

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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SPLASH SPLASH it is the weekend…

I can’t leave the house – there is too much hot pussy everywhere I look…from girls in fitness gear…like the one I waited outside a store for one with huge tits…in a sports bra and leggings…and then while I was waiting some other girl in tight jeans rolled by with the fattest ass and I was thinking…I’m not even a horny dude…but my friend who is a horny dude was having an issue is trying to figure out a way to keep his squirt pee mattress because his fiance is trying to make him get rid of it…this is a mattress he has banged countless girls on and made them squirt…which we all know is a myth…and is just pee…before being trapped and he is trying to find some kind of way to make it a shrine so that he could jerk off to all the girls who has made pee for him…now that he’s sold his soul….

All ideas are welcome…

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Some Bella Thorne Masturbation Scandal – That Isn’t a Scandal But That She Lets People Know She Uses a Vibrator Because of
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Sierra Skye Thong…
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Cute Dog Bath Because I Like Dogs…
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Lea Michele on a Date with Long Leg Herbie Motherfucker
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Kitten Wants to Play with Napping Dog
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Claudia Galanti
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Madison Beer is Dating a Beckham
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Tara Reid ERotica
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Sharon Stone Bikini
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Bieber Banned from China
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Candace Smith in a Bikini
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Chanel West Coast in Ibiza
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30k a Month for Stella McCartney’s Hamptons Shanty
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Horror Movie Jigsaw is Back – Here’s the Trialer
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Mariah Carey Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe
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Christina Milian in Bikini
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Instagram Model Fake Ass Flash
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Weird Couple and THeir Pet Goose..
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Mercedes Powerslides
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Some Girl and her Cameltoe
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Drunk Couple Fuck Outside a Pub – The Accordian Player for the WIn
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Dude Eats a Chick Out and Fingers Her on the Street
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Hot Chick on Webcam Sucking Dick of the Day
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Titty Gif…
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Fucking in Parking Lot…
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Hot Chick and her Toys
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Naked Chick with Big Tits
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2017

21

Jul

Rat Cow Tits and Other Tits because Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

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Rat Cow has tits. She likes you knowing she has tits. Her tits are the only reason she exists. Yet her media recently has been about how her tits work against her, when really her tits are the only thing that matter when it comes to her, as you cum to her, because as low level gutter as she is…those tits are tits worth looking at…substantial tits, even magical tits, it’s just too bad the host body the tits are attached to, who is pretending the tits don’t run the show…is pretty garbage.

I still do posts on her because the Rat Cow Tits she’s alienated for having are still tits I’m willing to look at…because I like tits…I can’t leave the whore house without looking at tits and it is amazing just how much a set of tits can do for a woman…it can re-write their story and make them have millions of followers that they make millions of dollars off now that they are polarizing soft core porn tits to celeb in movies who is into fashion

The world..so dumb, so easily impressed….CHECK OUT THESE TITS…and other tits on other people getting in on the titty

Posted in:Rat Cow

2017

21

Jul

Sharon Stone in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a spread legged Sharon Stone unlike the Sharon Stone I used to pause the VHS of Basic Instinct while spread legged…..to stare at her hot actress pussy in the early 90s….

But rather an older, expired, Sharon Stone, who I would still go down on just to taste all the wonderful places that pussy has been, you know for the story..

She’s 60…and pretty good for 60…something I’ve rarely said…because some menopausal women allow you to see the benefits of menopause…like cumming in them at all times… and I assume it’s from not having kids, but apparently she’s got 3 kids…so it’s just from being a vain, superficial, model from the 70s…and some humans are better than others..

Posted in:SFW|Sharon Stone

2017

21

Jul

Topless Julianne Hough and Her Canadian Hockey Husband are Lame of the Day

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Cheesy dancing incestuous Julianne Hough…WHO? Exactly….shoulda been a stripper, but she got on TV instead…weird…and that show became really successful because fat trash on disability love watching mobile people dance in competition….and now she’s an “actress”….and most recently a Hockey Wife….with a Hockey player from Canada who likes to post pictures of his TV dancer price…since it’s better than ending up with a stripper…even if she’s all Disney-ed up and cheesy as fuck…

They are on their honeymoon, and to further the cheese, they posted some edgy and exciting topless pics…that was missing one important thing…his dick in her…

Don’t they know anything about Honeymoons..take the Pam and Tommy school of Honeymoon…they are made for FUCKING now cheesy instagram posts…you fucking assholes..

Posted in:Julianna Hough|Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

21

Jul

Ariel Winter Tit Hanging Out While She Eats Dairy of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted some topless enough picture of her in a sheath of fabric – which I guess would be hotter if she was hotter…

It’s the whole the less clothes the better, a theory that I guess applies to all women, even when they are little neckless trolls from TV…that is still weird that she’d want to be spilling out of her top all made-up like she’s heading to a porn set, because she must have a mirror and see she’s a neckless troll…you know save the sexy for others…

But I guess i”m becoming an equal opportunity “be slutty”…it’s all the sexual attention she gets on repeat from her fan base…it makes her think she’s hotter than she is…coupled with her pile of money…that even if she’s sloppy at 18 year old and she will be 500 pounds one day…she’s not too sloppy to stare at…We are all Perverts.

Her caption on social media is that she’s drinking a cup of MILK..which repulsed me but could be the reason for the tits that keep growing…HORMONES JACKED UP IN HER FAVORITE CREAMY and disgusting puss filled drink..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW