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2017

22

May

Elle Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day

Elle Fanning is 19 year old sold by her parents….the second string talent….Plan B…after Dakota lost her shit for being put out there at a young age, you know the getting a puppy before your old dog dies, so that you don’t feel as sad when it dies, the money grubbing parents who like exploiting their kids version…

Elle Fanning is not wearing a bra, has a hard nipple, in an era where nipples are celebrated, while I remember when nipples were considered pornography….so thank god for that change…otherwise where would I be….not looking at Elle Fanning’s hard nipple in Cannes…that’s where…

Either way – QUirky

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2017

22

May

Hilary Duff VS Sarah Hyland Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff vs Sarah Hyland Legs

Dramatically different – like four of Sarah Hyland’s legs fit into one Hillary Duff leg…yet for some reason, a reason I call being inconsistent…I would want both wrapped around my neck while their vaginas make mashed potatos on my face…you know just to see what they taste like…probably…other dudes…HOMO…

That said…here’s a good THIS VS THAT to jerk off to….Child Star turned Grown Up LEGS…CLICKBAIT…

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2017

22

May

Talia Storm Looking Good of the Day

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Talia Storm is some Scottish singer with a PR mom who I guess put PR into work like most publicsts would when Talia Storm was young, and pulled whatever scam she pulled to get Talia Storm into the mainstream, not that I’ve ever heard of her…but I know she’s written articles (or her mom has as her) and bookes (or her mom has as her) and that she’s just getting love because in Scottland…blonde tanned bikini babes don’t happen, so when they do – you either sell them off to Page 3…or put them in a bikini in Cannes depending on how low level you want them to become…

She’s 18..and good…

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2017

22

May

Sara Sampaio Butt Shot of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model – who was hired to replace Adriana Lima, both of Portuguese descent, is in Cannes, because it’s the Euro dream, something someone from the asshole of Europe would never dream of attending, because the only Portugese famous person before her was….there has been none, maybe the local fisherman or some shit…or maybe Ronaldo, I mean he’s Portuguese but doesn’t count…because of Soccer…

Point being, she’s flashing her ass…in her Romper, which is better than the ROMPHIM which is a real article of clothing that men are wearing, same concept…but with more testicles…not very big testicles..or maybe overly huge testicles…but still weird…

THAT SAID…I don’t mind that we’ve seen her named before…and her ass cheek aren’t as racy as when you see teen girls dressed like this…but it’s still…ass cheek exposed…as it should be…for all to see…because some of us don’t get laid by hot chick and appreciate the “off gassing” or being the creeper enjoying something a girl is wearing – not for us – and that they give us dirty looks about – but that I still get to take in….NICE>

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2017

22

May

January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day

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Single mom January Jones is in a bikini…I don’t know what she’s thinking, I guess this is her natural habitat, you know whoring…because how else would she have got pregnant, probably with a married film producer, definitely someone rich, who pays her to keep her mouth shut…because it happens all the time…the sugar baby, even when she’s got money of her own, is fucking the married dude, and boom, she gets pregnant and in a fit of rage or to spite him, or because she’s old and knows it’s a good baby daddy move…she keeps it…

Well…it’s a more interesting storyline that anything else she’s done, except maybe these bathing suit pics…this is her racy public peak…

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2017

22

May

Robin Wright Penn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Robin Wright Penn probably doesn’t like being referred to by the husband she was once married to, who she made big breasted daughter Dylan with, that was her past and like all divorcees, she’s ready for new beginnings, turning over a new leaf, being her new self…and I guess that divorced happened a while ago now…but I don’t get over things, and like to label women by the cum they’ve had inside them, and I know she’s for sure had other cum in her, maybe even more famous cum than Sean Penn’s, but he’s fucked everyone, probably the dirtiest…from Madonna to whoever the fuck else he’s fucked…he’s been in the scene a long time…so I’ll ignore her achievements and reduce her to that…because that’s why women take the man’s last name in the first place…property of….style..don’t blame me, blame tradition that I choose to follow…as a conventional human that I am.

I don’t know why I am posting old lady mom tit…I guess it’s a fetish..

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2017

22

May

Lea Michele Happier than her Dick Fell off and Other Sluts at the Billboard Awards of the Day

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I saw that the Billboard Music Awards were happening on social media because I sometimes check out social media when trying to find content to jerk off to – because instagram may be marketed as a publicly traded company – a subsidiary of facebook – but it’s porn…every bitch is naked or half naked on the shit….some doing splits…or in the shower…just trying whatever they can to get naked enough to not get deleted to secure likes…it’s a weird era.

Lea Michele and a bunch of other washed up, played out, irrelevant people were at the show, because that’s what happens when you pay them to be there, and offer them awards in their petty lives..

I can’t imagine it being any good, but for some reason seeing Lea Michele celebrate Celine Dion is doing very little for her defending her case that she’s not a gay male, and for some reason…it’s the highlight of the Billboard music awards to me, even though Rita Ora and her dumpy not famous ass, wore a thong….and Old Lady Beckinsale wore something see through…FUN…but not really, I prefer my couch.

Award shows are ridiculous…and irrelevant… but here are the sluts who believe…

Hailee Steinfeld Celebrated her Booty

Olivia Munn – Garbage – But Celbrated her Booty

Nicole Scherzinger- Tranny – But Celebrated her Tits

Madison Beer – Celebrating her Youth

Rita Ora – Who – In a Thong – Why? Ok…

Kate Beckinsale – Also in a See Through Outfit

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

22

May

Tina Deli by Anastasiya Lazurenko for Purple of the Day

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There’s a new Deli in town, that’s a reference to Xenia Deli the other Deli who is no longer a Deli because she upgraded to sugar baby of a billionaire…

I’ve made all the Deli, Jewish Deli, Deli meat jokes I can about that one and I’m totally going to do the same with this one…

I don’t know Tina, but appreciate her showcasing her DELI meat pussy for FASHION..that’s a bold intro. I also like that this is shot by a girl in a girl on girl show your pussy cuz it is empowering for fashion erotica…that I support…because they pretend it’s not erotica…with their silly hair cuts / tattoos / etc…But they forget – THEY ARE NAKED…and men jerk off to Naked no matter how “free spirited” they are pretending to be…

I am into it.

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2017

22

May

Kendall Jenner Face of the Day

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I ate lunch next to Kendall Jenner once and she really wasn’t all that eventful, but it was possible that it wasn’t Kendall Jenner as I don’t wear glasses but need Glasses and it could have very likely been a skinny dude with long hair that people were swarming around and I just assumed it was Kendall Jenner, but I will say this.. she may not be all that exciting and her family must be taken out, but at least she’s the best they have to offer, she’s made a legitimate career out of it without having to be the whole to the dumpy sister, and really she’s done well for a girl with a dad who has serious fucking metal issues, so serious he cut his dick off…

Not everything has to be negative when looking at what represents all evil in the world, I mean just look at her face, that level of make-up is crazy….is that even Kendall…keep in mind we live in a world where movie make-up can make realistic zombies, there’s no reason why it can’t be used to make an average at best look radiant…I like the word radiant…I should use it more often..

Either way, here’s Kendall in Cannes, because she can’t let opportunity or exclusive events pass her by…so classy, so elegant…a lie

Where are the bikini pics….

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2017

22

May

Bella Hadid in Cannes in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid is an overrated, second rate at least in comparison to her sister, while trolling the fuck out of the rest of the world by being deemed the look, the model, of the year, and all it took was some simple PR and Marketing, because the public are consumers and will buy anything they are sold.

Her face made out of plastic, her body pretty skinny, and watching her in Cannes, because she is a trashy rich girl with access, is good because she’s in a sex position and I can imagine being ridden by her, the only sex I have due to obesity…

I just know she’s likely far more dull than this when she does fuck, because narcissists usually are, they are too in love with themselves to give their all, unless they are trying to prove themselves and because if she’d be sleeping with me, she’d be medicated.

Romance.

More but with NIPPLE

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