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2017

14

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

DOWNS for UPS is my new charity – I need at least 5 Downs Syndrome guys who work as UPS delivery people….and if they don’t exist…we need to start the petition….

THAT SAID…

Someone Hacked my Emails. I like to think it was Lohan…because she wants to make sure I’m not cheating on her…but we all know that’s not the case, it’s more likely the FBI trying to hunt down all you sex offenders…

Speaking of sex offenders…the Highlight of my facebook today was when some guy wrote “Three things you tell my 20-year old self”…you know morning motivation that 100 people were commenting on….and I wrote “making you my child bride”….it’s the little things…

Here are some morning LINKS…cuz it is the MORNING…

Barrel Rolling a New SUV
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Beyonce’s Twin Reveal is So Trashy
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Cosplay Pussy
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Hard Nipples of the Day
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Zendaya is Dating Spiderman
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Why Joe Rogan Doesn’t Perform at Colleges
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Dunkirk Looks Crazy
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Cat Sitting on Dog’s Face
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2017

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days very little excitement happens….and other days I stare at the public pool and stare at mothers and teen daughters equally…in their slutty bikinis and short shorts…because that’s what family is all about…at least family planning…you know finding a hot mom you can swap out with her daughter once the mom expires and the daughter ripens…you know…living the dream…

Magical world we live in where all these sluts sluts. and it crosses all generations…

Today was one of those days…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez Lips – FETISH
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Slutty Cosplay for the NERDS
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Parents Explain Masturbation to their Kids is the Gateway to Parents SHOWING their Kids How to Masturbate
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Gigi and her Boyfriend Milk it in Vogue
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Mara Teigen – Slutty Sugar Baby
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Victoria Justice Hard Nipple….
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Lily James – Cleavage
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Sarah Hyland Leaked Nudes Coming
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Dog Uses Furniture to Get French Fries
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Jodie Sweetin – TIts…
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Some Emmy Nomination Nonsense
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Some random Sluts Ass Flash
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Mayweather and McGregor in Toronto
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Failed American Idol Assaults Bouncer
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Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Danica Patrick ESPY Awards
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Jessica Biel – Whore
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Shia LaBeouf LOLz
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Google Taught an AI to Walk
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Bella Hadid – Cleavage
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Elizabeth Olsen – Legs
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Drag Queen VS Katy Perry
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Ottrs in the Pool
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Science Fails
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Sophie Turner Legs….
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J.Lo has a Private Investigator Follow A.Rod
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Dog Uses Furniture to Get French Fries
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Kimberly Garnder Bikini
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Baby Hippo and her Mom
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Ariana Grande and Honorary Citizen of Manchester for Getting the Place Shot Up
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Selena Gomez Nipples of the Day – But Not Really
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Slutty Model Tit Grab
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International Drone Photography Contest
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Maisie Williams CLEAVAGE
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Topless Monster Tits
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Some Hot Model in Lingerie
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Pussy Eating
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Great Tits – Mirror Selfie
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Drunk as Fuck Porn Chick
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Hot Amateur and her Tits
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Cheesy Shoot Naked Chick
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Public Head
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Just a Monster and Her Dildos
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Busty Chick Spreading her Asshole
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Best Porn Birthday EVER
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2017

13

Jul

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday Classic Porn Bloopers Volume 4 of the Day

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My good friends at VIVID – pretty much the top name in porno…especially when porn actually mattered and wasn’t just 10 second throat fuckign clips…. put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends….

Early porn productions is what I grew up on, the VHS, the bush, the actual scripts paving the way in VIDEO production before that slut the INTERNET ruined everything…

Luckily, VIVID have archives of footage…from when porn mattered and meant something….and they’ve been nice enough to put this together for us…

This is the fourth installment…and it is amazing…the glory days…

TO SEE PART 1 CLICK HERE

TO SEE PART 2 CLICK HERE

TO SEE PART 3 CLICK HERE

Thanks for the good times…. Be sure to visit VIVID for all your needs!

Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2017

13

Jul

Christina Milian Vagina Flashing Whore in a Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian is an attention seeker…and not unlike this Amazon’s Offensive Apple Watch Band of the Day – she’s also pretty offensive being a middle aged mom pretty much spreading her pussy lips in her pink bikini smearing all over the motherfucker place…

SEE ON AMAZON

Because spreading your ass shamelessly for the paparazzi even, is pretty fucking ghetto and trashy, and garbage because she’s trying to get hits, to be a kardashian, despite sitting on a pile of money. It just confuses me….

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

13

Jul

Hannah Ferguson Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a low level bikini model who must be old as hell but probably thinks she’s a high level model because she’s done Sports Illustrated…

She’s been around for a while, not really though, no one has ever really heard of her, but her family is rich as hell…and that alone hooks her up…and that’s all that matters!!

Rich family…bikini model dreams…even if she doesn’t get paid!!!

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2017

13

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Pool of the Day

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Hilary Duff brought her mom tits to the pool because I guess she’s trying to get revenge on some dude, one of her many dudes, she’s been seen very into a variety of dudes since her divorce, because like all divorcees know, never get into that bullshit again…never get into that prison again…and use your increasing not just because you’re a broken rich child star with an addiction and love for orgasms in this sexed up world…but because you’re getting older sex drive..and fill it with the houseboys and rentboys around you..and on days when one of them annoys you…show them your thickness…titty thickness…to make them regret fucking up their meal ticket…because she’s Hilary Duff and very rich.

I never liked her when she was young and hot, but I like her middle aged and thick, because I guess I’m getting weirder, tastes are evolving, or devolving, who knows what it’s called when hot as fuck young girls bore you and digging into weirdly shaped thick, muscular, bodies becomes your porn…I’m not some kind of english teacher here…as you probably know…

Hilary Duff though….stuff by duff, or on duff, dripping down duff thigh..knowing you may have hit uterus….good.

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2017

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

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I don’t know why Sarah Hyland isn’t exclusively cast in horror movies, because this bitch terrifies me.

I follow her on social media, I see her paparazzi pics pop up because she’s one of the last standing Sitcom stars in a world where Network TV finally doesn’t matter…and her bobble head on her little body…reminds me of some kind of deformity…like the girl with Cancer Face in South Korea…

Only more cunty, entitled, whiney thanks to being a fucking overpaid celebrity sold off by her parents that made her this freakish way because they thought the hormone therapy would keep her young looking for longer…and now she’s just a mutant…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

13

Jul

Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this super casual selfie of herself in what looks like lingerie, but could be a bathing suit, you know we live in a world of girls who need to take instagram selfies in bikinis to get followers, so the bikini market has really taken the fuck off…

You know so that these women, whether it is mooches like the Hadids, who basically eat the Kardashian/ Jenner table scraps…just garbage people sitting at the right table…who post pics of themselves like this – just casually taking a Yacht Shower…not posing like a fucking lame bitch who poses like she’s a model…only this one has tricked people into treating her like a model…and the whole world…remains DUMB.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

13

Jul

Mariina Keskitalo Tits of the Day

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Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also…

Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere…

It’s like parents / dads encourage their daughters to dress slutty so that their daughter’s friends are peer pressured to dress slutty too..and so the dads can jerk off to them…since being married is dull and in some cases fuck them…because young girls are so sexed up they need that kind of thrill…

They also know slutty chicks get rich dudes and rich dudes will invite the dad on cool trips surrounded by other sluts if he ever knocks the daughter up..it’s cheaper than college..

The system is weird.But I like it..