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2017

01

May

Donna D’Errico Relives Baywatch of the Day

The 90s is making a comeback – or has made a comeback – from brands re-releasing the same designs they sold in the 90s. To the film industry redoing shows and movies from the 90s, or in the Baywatch case….turning shows into movies, shows that were only shows thanks to perverts not having internet access to porn….but yet that the rich decision makers in Hollywood jerked off to and thought it would be a big hit as a movie…because who the fuck knows….90s are hot baby….

Unfortunate that doesn’t stop the barely stars, but more like softcore porn stars, or Glamour models with porny stage names from the 90s, who are now 90, aren’t as hot as they were in the 90s, despite the plastic surgery…I mean it’s been 25 years….since they were hot…from making a comeback….Sure they should be left in the 90s…but I guess ego won’t allow that…too bad…but then again, this isn’t that offensive…

I call this DD’s DDs…and her new, despite being old ASS….

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2017

01

May

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Pilates Erotica of the Day

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Some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit….she’s old, that’s what happens…but her fans still need to see what she’s up to, and how she stays a healthy and fit mom, who I assume has a “Lifestyle Blog”…it’s the thing to do….and it’s through Pilates…because it’s not too hard on her joints or some shit…I don’t know…

I just know…that somewhere out there…someone will jerk off to a 45 year old SMG doing pilates…because some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit…..

LOOK AT THAT STRETCH…

Posted in:Sarah Michelle Gellar|SFW

2017

01

May

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is slutting it up on social media, but not with selfies of her asshole like you’d expect her family to slut up on social media but rather with some fashionable toplessness because Kendall Jenner is a lady, a very rich lady and a TV star turned Model, turned Instagram star that pushes product because people are obsessed with her….all while being not that cute, but marketing, goes a long away – and I am just happy she’s not 300 pounds, because when a rich girl who got a career handed to her thanks to her shitty family, becomes a “model”…it is important to me that she’s skinny like a model should be – because at least she’s trying, where as if she was just a fat slob, it’d be the ultimate fuck you…instead of the “I’ll just take these opportunities that are handed to me”…something you can’t really get mad about, but you can write letters to brands in protest about, but no one will ever do that…you lazy fucks…that’s why these people keep getting rich…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

01

May

Maitland Ward Disgusting See Through of the Day

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Maitland Ward is an interesting social experiment that is really not that interesting at all…

She was on Boy Meets World, a very popular show, as the gay brother’s girlfriend…that I guess the teenagers who watched the show thought was hot….sexualized as a teen, only to be forgotten because she was no Ben Savage, who apparently was also forgotten….but I’m sure Ben Savage did better than her…because he had some gnarly stage parents who plan and control this kind of thing, not to mention he’s the one who carried the show, while Maitland Ward…was just tits, an accessory in the later years of the show…which really doesn’t matter….we don’t need to sit her and analyze her life and barely there career…I just find it interesting that she’s ended up at 40, doing weird bootleg photoshoots with photographers who can’t take pictures…or who are shooting on a Motorolla Razr…busting out her now 40 year old tits…

What does it all mean?

I’ve been told she’s broke and escorts, I’ve been told she loves the attention she’s getting from Boy Meets World fans who still remember her, despite still being pretty irrelevant, she likes the Comicon nerds and sites posting on her, and she likes showing off her big sloppy tits…that are now 40 year old tits…because the 20 years between Boy Meets World and Instagram…that helped her get a taste of that love….must be a wonderful story of failures, being down and out, and this shit is her hero moment, where she can be her own boss and EXIST…

I just looked up her WIKIPEDIA where it says:

She has been posting naked or nearly naked pictures of herself on Snapchat and Instagram several times a week since mid-2013 and has gained a large following on both sites. [5

Brilliant…it is just so weird and low quality…but keep it going…I want to see how far this goes..

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2017

01

May

Mary Carey Dancing in the Airport of the DAy

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Mary Carey may be a disgusting to look at porn chick I hope you’ve never masturbated to – but you probably have…but she is a good time..

Whether it was running for politics years ago, which put her on the map…or just doing whatever cameos come along…she’s a harmless disgusting to look at porn chick…and I appreciate her positive attitude as she dances around – because lets face it, porn is a depressing world filled with broken women trying to promote their cam careers or escorting, but they are often times medicated and broken by 30…while Mary Carey must be in her 70s and still killin’ it at the Airport doing her dance..probably because she was lucky enough to get flown somewhere instead of forgotten like most porn chicks of the past….who knows…but it’s the dance video of the Day….

Posted in:Mary Carey|SFW|Videos

2017

01

May

Ali Michael Hot Model Shoot of the Day

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Ali Michael is my friend’s Top 3 models, like this was Myspace, fan boy shit, which is why he sent these pictures from her recent shoot over to me, while being all excited…and reaction I didn’t have, because I don’t give a fuck about Ali Michael, or what shoot she’s showing her nipples in, because that’s the basis of who Ali Michael is and what she has done and the truth is she’s never really got famous for it….she just sort of exists on the fringes of hipster / artist with some natural and cool vibe, more a fetish really that they can position as “fashion”….for a long fucking time…while other bitches on instagram get all the glory, but I assume this Ali Michael is just too cool to care about any of that on the surface, but in her soul hates all the Hadid’s and kardashians stepping on her model toes…despite being the first to hang out with them for the following – because that’s what all these babes like..following…

The good news is that she’s still hot enough to be topless in fashion shoots, not too old yet, but almost…so she better get that break soon….times a tickin’

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2017

01

May

Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day

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The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan…

She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really….

She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical..

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2017

01

May

Naked in the Airport and Other Videos of the Day

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Dancer of the DAy

Bus Plows Through Pedestrians…

Breast Implant Fail

Strong Man in LOndon

Fighting in the Waffle House…

Just a Couple of Junkies Shooting Up

Trolleybus Knocks Over Old Man

Texas Tornado

Insane Mom of the Year Video

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2017

01

May

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Most girls you sext will turn you down when you ask to fill their ass with hot sauce, you know when you go out on a whim and get really into the moment…

Because apparently, hot sauce enemies and the excitement they cause to a woman’s rectum only excites me….which is weird because these girls I talk to are all fucking dirtbags who do anything, anyone, and put anything in their ass…usually unprotected…except hot sauce…that’s just crazy….girls…so inconsistent…

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Celine Dion Erotica
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Hot French Bitch in a Bikini
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Heavy Metal Tutorial is Ridiculous
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2017

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you play your cards right, a feminist who hates what you stand for, because you apparently objectify women – by commenting on women who objectify themselves – which is supposed to be “empowering” – because they chose to do it – yet the Social Justice Warriors don’t know how to handle it – because they want you to be the enemy and the actual girl in the pics she puts out of herself the victim….like how they love to say “Capitalist” media – while wearing their NIKE’s and make-up…

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Make a Giant Egg McMuffin
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How Wonder Woman Made it From the Back Pages to the Top of the Charts Like an Insta Model
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Britney Spears – Bikini Erotica
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TRIBUTE TO KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S ASS
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Bella Thorne Bikini Pic of the Day
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Jackie Cruz, Trashy Bitch in a Bathing Suit
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American Pickers Chick Looking Pin-Up and Disgusting
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Ja Rule’s Music Festival Fail is the Best
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Hilary Duff in a Pink Dress Erotica
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Ashley Graham Fat Girl Panties
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Emmy Rossum Lookin’ Like Shit
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VS Models Doing Fitness
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Becky G Tits
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Khloe Kardashian Hiding her Face is the best She Ever Looked
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Lili Reinhart
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Aaron Taylor Johnson FUCKS HIS MOM
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Raquel Welch at an Event Plastic Surgery Ridden
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Cook a Pizza in 1 Minute 35 Seconds
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The Dumbest DIY Wolverine Claws
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ALexis Bledel Lookin’ Old
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Taking a Pic of Puppies
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Emilia Clarke is Topless
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Lucy Hale Photoshoot
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Balla Hadid Shitty Face Bra Flash
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Ashley Madekwe in Fitness Gear of the Day
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J.Lo – SLUTTY Dress
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Alexandra Daddario – in a Dress
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The Evolution of Hip Hop
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Why Do we Itch
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Chantal Jeffries in a One Piece
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Big Titty Headbang
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Girl Doesn’t Like THis Dude’s Dick
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Perfect Tits
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Really Hot Ass Jiggling….
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Nikki Jackson – Huge Monster Tits
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Hot Young Slutty Nude amateur
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