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2017

07

Jul

Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story….

I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are…

The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here..

Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Naked Man in his Office at Work and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Jerking Off to Lingerie Window

Bar Fight of the Day

Lame Kidnapping of the Day

Dad Makes a Bootleg Roller Coaster for Daughter

Drug Addicts in Berlin Shooting Up in the Street

2 Pitbulls Attack Cat – Cat Survived – But WTF

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always find it interesting when I come across a young enough woman, we’re talking 18 and over, I’m a pervert but not that kind of pervert, who says her fantasy is to be a plantation owner’s daughter who fucks the slaves….because a cock owned by daddy tearing her apart is her everything….

I mean racism is dead, where would she even come up with a backwoods fantasy like that….and more importantly why doesn’t she accept my application to be her daddy’s slave, I like free room and board and young chicks to fuck in exchange for some menial labor…

RIGHT….

Local News Anchor Gives Up on Air
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Conde Nast Freaks Out over British Vogue Tell All
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Bonfire Gets Pissed
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Brandi Glanville on Joanna Krupa’s Stinky Pussy
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Lena Dunham VS DOg Resuce
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Hulu Adds HBO
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Keychain-Sized Game Boy
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2017

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time I challenge a girl to see how many of my fingers I can fit into their vaginas and assholes simultaneously…they always say no…

I guess I should be less forward with the cashier at the grocery store…or the coffee shop…the only women who really talk to me…even though they just ask me for my money to pay them….which I guess is like the Girlfriend experience since it is what you’d expect out of all women. Just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

Either way, no one has taken me on my offer, but I have had 8 fingers in my wife…praying position no thumbs…so I know what they are capable of……

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The First Lady of Poland Left Trump Hanging
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Damon Wayans Hates White People…
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Fried Chicken Lasagna and the Luther
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Christina Aguilera Tits…
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Frankie Gagg in a Bikini
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Jay Z’s New Black POwer Nonsense
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Creepy ASMR Video
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Tupac Said he Dumped Madonna Cuz She Was White
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Monica Cruz in a Bikini
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Patton Oswalt Engaged
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Hilary Duff Instagrams her Ass
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Anja Rubik Braless
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Christina Milian Nipples
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini of the Day
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BB GUN VS Coca Cola
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Kesha Just Made a New Video….
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Selling Some Obnoxious Apartment
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Kevin Hart Day in Philly
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Dude Learns to Backflip in 6 Hours
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Some Slut Named Gemma Arterton Being A whore
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Bella Thorne in the Parking Lot
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Candice and Her Baby Daddy She Cheats on Of the Day
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Phoebe Price in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffin was Interviewed by the Secret Service…
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Hawaii 5-0 is Still on TV…and THeir Stars QUit
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Woman Busts Out her Awesome Tits
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Lindsay Pelas Mangled Pussy and TIts for Playboy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Tits
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AMateur Pussy of the Day
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Big Tits Posing
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Girls Squeezing Assholes
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2017

06

Jul

Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

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Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

I do like that she’s skinny in a bikini though, I mean nothing quite as good to look at than a skinny girl, especially when you’re like me and have a skinny girl fetish, since all the pussy around you is fat, sloppy, and fucking disgusting…seeing some toned stomach and little tits is a bit of a treat…and I like treats, not quite as much as the fat women I surround myself with..

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Posted in:Alicia Vikander|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Ashley Wagner Nude Figure Skater for ESPN Body of the Day

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Her name is Ashley Wagner – she’s a naked figure skater…

I am Canadian, so by definition of being Canadian, in what is a right of passage for being a Canadian, at least it was a right of passage back in the days before the internet, when I was too broke to have cable TV, but I got the one local Canadian channel, that would play figure skating every SUNDAY…for my hungover pervert ass to jerk off to…because lets face it….short skirts, panty flashes, athleticism…..that looks better in their creepy Jon Benet outfits..than naked…but this Ashley Wagner chick is naked…NAKED..

Posted in:SFW

2017

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy

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I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive…

She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream…

I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation

Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day

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People really believe in this Bella Hadid character…they just cast her for everything and I guess in her defence, it is more rewarding that working at the local ice cream shop, the only job the high school drop out is really qualified for, not that she needs to work. She’s rich kid…so all this is just a way to have fun, feel relevant, and show off her youthful breast implants…

I think she’s garbage…but she looks better than she used to…so I guess face injections isn’t so bad….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day

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Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story…

There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe…

SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention.

Here is her nipple flash cuz she’s a shameless whore:

Here are some paparazzi pics of her – because she’s a whore CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day

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ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW