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2017

28

Jun

Lea Michele’s Hawaiian Vacation Erotica of the Day

I have a new obsession….Lea Michelle….I have no fucking idea why I find her shamelessnes on social media LOLZ, I just do.

I like the bikini pics, the butt shots, the panty pics, the laying in bed in her underwear and wonder if she’s just really keen on getting male attention, like is this her saying “I’m hot tell me I am hot” to feel good about herself….or is she doing it for likes and follows to generate some buzz using sex to sell herself something she’s never been able to do before because she was never hot….or is she just a horny exhibitionist slut who masturbates to sending out her erotica – like most girls / all girls do….seriously, it’s not just the narcissists – it’s everyone….

I still don’t find her hot, but I like where she’s taking things and that’s good enough for me.

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

28

Jun

Dude Doesn’t Like Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Perv Holds Door for Kid then Grabs Her Ass

Lada Transport

Dead Granny Flies Back into the Face of the Family

Lover gets Stomped

Crabber of the Day

Woman Lawn Mowing

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently all girls you’re sexting don’t like when you send them snapchats of a street hooker sucking your micro cock after a night of hard drinking…all limp and confusing because not one of them sent a nude today…when I was just trying to be considerate and romantic and say “you’re with me when I partake in all sex acts, not just your fantasies when I write you amazing sexts because I am a god with words, proven by the fact that I’ve got so many book deals with this site alone”….

What I am saying is, unless you have a 10 inch cock like Hulk Hogan….don’t be showing these girls your dick no matter how many times they show you you’re pussy…KEEP the mystery alive…

Here are some steplinks…

Guess Who Denies Lip Synching – GUESS – You’ll Never Believe Your Eyes – CLICKBAIT
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Miranda Kerr – Sugar Baby
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Nina Dobrev Looks Hot
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David from Roseanne’s House Burned Down
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Dude Punches a Young Girl in the Face Over Fried Chicken
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Rihanna Banging a Saudi Prince
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Baby Elephant Chases Birds
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Rolls Royce of the Day
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Weird Lego Roller Coaster
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Matthew Perry Made Some Serious Money – His House is Crazy
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2017

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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No one cares about my magical day of sexting, tinder matches, and the fact that not one person sent me a butthole pic – despite asking…over and over and over again…thinking that persistence is the key to happiness…but ALSO…the key to getting arrested for being a creepy stalker…

Saying things like “YOU aren’t SOMETHING…you are ALL things good…i want to stare at your asshole…until i die”….over and over again over text, or while heavy breathing on the phone, or to the lady in line next to you…rarely gets you the asshole….but will make you look like an asshole…which is convenient because that’s your objective….

Here are some stepLINKS

Taylor Swift Comes Out of Hiding
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Nicole Scherzinger In Fishnets….
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Peyton Roi List – Boring Photoshoot
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Sofia Richie – Cameltoe
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Circus Horse Loves it’s Stuffed Horse
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Karlie Kloss Blazer
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Naked and Knocked Up Serena Williams
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Some Phoebe Tonkin Chick in Panties for a magazine
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Eugenie Bouchard – Bikini Wedgie
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Blac Chyna Nipples
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Demi Moore in Glasees….
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Toucan Loves to Cuddle
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How to Fight Superbugs…
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Restaurant Owner Attacks His Chef
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The Origina of the 80s
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Oscar Meyer’s New Fleet of Weiner Mobiles
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Adriana Lima – Nipples
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I don’t Understand this SlowMo 24 Hour of Lemans Video
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2 Cellos Play Smooth Criminal
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Hilary Duff in Shorts
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Abigail Ratchford Huge Tits
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I love the Girls Falling Off the Ride at Six Flags
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Laser Cleaning High Power
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The Rally of Sardinia By a Drone….
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big SLut of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Nina Agdal – Slutty Retard Head Shoot
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Bikini Dance
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Bush of the Day
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Lamest Naked Trekkie Shoot Ever – I Guess This Defines Who Pays for Porn
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Big Cheesy Tits
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Kitchen Masturbation
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

27

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki Naked for ESPN of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is not Serena Williams pregnant in a bikini – because if we’re gonna do this tennis porn shit, let’s make sure it’s not a pregnant Serena which leaves me asking way too many questions about gender that I am not really into exploring and way too many questions about sex appeal…that I am not too into exploring because it will be seen racist when I compare her to an ape in the ZOO when really it’s not a color issue, it’s her sheer size…if she was a white person – dragging her knuckles on the ground, I’d say the same thing, yet since she’s a powerful black woman, something I find hot otherwise, like real hot, black chicks are bombshells… I’m seen as a racist…

ESPN PORN

So this Caroline Wozniacki isn’t some white power shit, despite her being Danish while Denmark is known for their white power movement….

Good thing no one reads this site…but It’s just TENNIS erotica for me…because tennis is erotic to me….it’s all about me.

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Daughter in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is doing good things in the world…real good things.

Her name is Lily Mo Sheen….her dad is not Charlie Sheen..but rather Michael Sheen…whoever that is…but I know I was with a chick the other day who was talking about him…so I guess he’s a somebody…

And her Body is Tight…because she’s youthful…and a reminder that I like staring at vagina in tight bathing suit bottoms…trying to find the pussy definition.

I guess the great thing about this is how fuckable two generations of this pussy is…mom and daughter fetish…always….

I like the direction she’s taking her “celebrity”….

Here’s some Kate BEckinsale’s Workout Clothes of the Day

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Lily Mo Sheen

2017

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day

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Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit.

That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good.

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Lesbian Stella Maxwell and Her Lesbian Nipple of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a famous lesbian fucker who has a nipple…

Hipster scammer who went from Hipster scam model to Victoria’s Secret model….Because that’s the way the world works…

Fuck Miley….get the press….fuck Kristen Stewart…not that lesbian sex is fucking….it’s more rubbing pussies, having in synch periods, and other lesbian like things….including but not limited to dick hating, because it gets in the way of being ANNE HECHE of the modern generation, construction boots, and KNITTING….LESBIANS….

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2017

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic.

She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side…

Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes…