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2023

04

Aug

Denise Richards Nude Yoga of the Day

This just in, I remain very confused and weirded out by Denise Richards taking on the OnlyFans model life at her age and not just because her nipples are as weird as the level of weirded out that I am, but it’s part of the reason….she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s rich, she had a semi-legitimate career, was on reality TV, but none of that was enough, she still wants ya’ll jerking off to her all these years later…and I remain weirded out by these motherfuckers….her nipples and the rest of her…but mainly those nipples…they’re nutty and something you’d think she’d hide or be ashamed of, but clearly it’s mangled nipple empowerment, a niche disability, but one that deserves it’s shine and normalization and Denise is the activist to do it….so brave….like those models with skin diseases, face birth marks, obesity, amputation, etc.

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2023

04

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Whether girls basically dress as naked as possible these days, you know with cameltoes in their bike shorts that are jacked up their asses, to near sheer sports bras with their nipples poking through, oftentimes with the actual discoloration of said nipple….

It’s still pretty great seeing a chick flashing you, from clothed to unclothed, it speaks to my fucking soul.

Here’s a round up of some ON/OFFS..

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2023

04

Aug

Lottie Moss Fucks Herself of the Day

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I’m pretty fucking old, so I’ve seen internet whoring in all its variations, I have this blog called DrunkenStepfather about just that, you see from the celebrities being caught being whorish to them producing whorish content because they are actually all just a bunch of whores, to the whole instagram movement which only came to be 10 years after I was already on the internet doing this bullshit, so I’ve pretty much seen it all in some capacity or another and I’ve met girls from all levels of whoring at each step of the fucking way, so I’m a well versed specialist in this shit….

What I’ve learned in my life’s work is pretty simple, when a bitch starts selling her nudes, thanks to giving into all the requests for feet pics, she has boarded the slippery slope train to an anal scene…

The money for getting nude becomes a drug, the only way to keep the audience engaged and to keep the money coming in is to go more and more hardcore..

It’s the reason Penthouse went from cool showing the pink content in the 70s to piss content in the 90s….just chasing the clickbait…so once a whore, even on a basic level, always a whore chasing the whore….

So yeah, that’s why Kate Moss’ sister who came out as a instagram model with a famous sister, got some gigs for the association, is now fucking a dildo….

It’s not even GOOD. It’s lazy content, low quality content, shit content….because it doesn’t have to be good content…but it’s still her fucking herself content and that’s pretty hilarious and worth lookin’ at…..

I just expect more out of the money these idiots get paid…by the simps who pay for this shit…

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2023

04

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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To me, Period Panties aren’t the modern day version of a period panty, which is the padded underwear that allows women to free bleed into their underwear, rather than inserting toxic tampons or weird diva cups up in their cunts….period panties to me are the panties worn by bitches in the THONG era when they had their period, proving that the thong wasn’t something they wore out of comfort, but rather for functionality, and any chick that pretended they loved thongs would prove themselves to be lying hypocrites like most women that week a year…

Both types of period panties are fun to soak in hot water to make tea out of, so here’s some period panties to remind you that it’s not the panty but the ass in the panty that matters..

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2023

04

Aug

Stefania Ferrario Lesbianism of the Day

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Stefamnia Ferrario from the Ferrrario Rocher Hazelnut Empire, you know NUTELLA, that’s her, at least the nut part, because she posts nudes and that’s what people nut to.

She tries to polarize herself as some high brow nude model, like a plus sized model all empowered and trying to revolutionize the world for fat chicks everywhere to be seen as hot, even thought that happened on TINDER and now fat chicks think they are hot, destorying the space time continuum and our species as a whole, since we’re meant to hat fat chicks…

Well, I guess she did that whole high brow shit, so people don’t just see her as a shameless nude chick hustling money off perverts, making too much money off perverts, just for putting her tits out, because the demographic into fat chicks is the demographic into financial domination and paying chicks for their nudes instead of stealing the nudes, the way conquistadors or the people who founded your great nation, those explores and settlers, would….also ruining the space time continuium getting these bitches rich..

Anyway moderate lesbianism with a less fat girl, good times.

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2023

04

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I leave the house in the summer, mainly because it’s not cold as shit, but probably because bitches don’t find it cold as shit and dress accordingly, it’s a huge motivator especially in this era of no bra, because even going to the grocery store can end with huge bouncy hard nippled boobs in a tank top following you down the aisle, before you follow them home watching each step with passion and awe…

Every day there are nipples in my fucking face, from women of all ages, like they don’t give a fuck that their full tit is out and I hardly think it’s a feminist movement, more a showing their tits to strangers movement, a fetish if you will….luckily for every exhibitionist casually showing off tit, there’s 100 people me with our mouths open hoping to be fed but the braless nipple flasher’s nipple being flashed.

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2023

04

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Bikini Top of the Day

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With yesterday’s Sarah Michelle Gellar post and I think I even did another one the day before, because Gellar is out here trying to get jerked off to like it was still the 90s and she likely was too good to admit she was being jerked off to, or accept that she was being jerked off to, and probably was like “ewww gross don’t jerk off to me”….but so much can change for a woman in 25 years, like the one who didn’t want you jerking off to her is begging you to jerk off to her…

I don’t know if Sarah Michelle and Charisma Carpenter linked up at a Buffy convention, saying “let’s collectively post smutty swimsuit pics for our fans to keep us both alive as people who get jerked off to”….you know keep the Buffy bros happy…but it fucking seems like it, doesn’t it.

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2023

04

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I haven’t seen that many fishnets on the streets as of late, the only people who seem to wear the fishnets are goth dude cross-dressing weirdos who clearly play too many videogames, watch too much porn, dream about being Anime girls, and it’s all very lacking in the jerking off to fishnets in public movement…

I did see a pair of fishnets on a modern Avril Lavigne version of a 90s skater girl who shops at Hot Topic, all mall-brand and shit, but she was 300 pounds….so that also didn’t make the cut…

I guess we’re just forced to get our fishnet content to jerk off to from the internet, where they are trying to make us get EVERYTHING, since internet is real life, and real life is just a weird version of internet.

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2023

04

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nips of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is trying to make a name for herself as the girl with the titties, she’s from France so she’s got a different approach to titties I guess, you know since French chicks always show off their titties on the beach, all casual while smoking a cigarette on the beach when normal people are at work thanks to socialism….

Anyway, despite being Johnny Depp’s daughter and already having a name for herself from that, she figured it wasn’t enough, so she got herself cast in a perverted series about pretty much nothing but her being naked all the time, and she was naked all the time, it was freeing, it was empowering, it was shameless, it was clickbait, it was exhibitionism, and I liked it’

She’s continued her hustle, building that momentum with all her paparazzi pics, not only in a new age, modern romance with a chick who looks like a dude, instead of a dude, because she’s progressive and trying to OUT-LIB a LIB with her edgy and modern ways, but she also barely wears clothing, so that you know her hard nipples, all juicy and delicious haven’t been chewed off by her dyke.

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2023

03

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve gone into this before, even earlier this week, I don’t need to go through it again, but there was a time when Buffy was a huge fucking deal, so many loser nerds were obsessed, creating the super stardom of Sarah Michelle Gellar who was able to get herself in all kind of blockbusters before dropping off the scene.

I never really gave a fuck about her because I wasn’t a Buffy bro, but I can say with confidence, especially after seeing these pics of her making some really weird faces in an attempt to hide the double chin, or the saggy neck cuz she’s old, looking like some kind of meme, or girl making ugly faces challenge, and even with the tits out in the bikini top, she was better back then than she is now, but maybe she realizes that, since that’s basically the story for all women, and she’s now going to put more shameless whoring effort out there for her last hurrah as a sex object being jerked off to by millions, or to build that fanbase back up and become the next billion dollar direct to consumer brand on instagram, either way, I’ll watch the tits unfold…I got nothing else to do.

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