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2017

12

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off…

The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful…

Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine….

Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier…

HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN!

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2017

12

Jun

Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day

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Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself…

I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape….

That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE

Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation

Ergonomic design for perfect grip

LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings

Easy to use- 1 button control

Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand

Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor

Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage

Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life

get YOURS HERE

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2017

12

Jun

Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day

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This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on….

Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday…

I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up..

When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about…

A Monster…Yes.

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2017

12

Jun

Bella Thorne Weird Shorts of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wearing some weird shorts today, because regular cut off shots that ride up her ass aren’t good enough for her, she’s gotta go straight late 80s when I cut my own cut offs from a pair of jeans I owned, the only pair of jeans I owned, I was and remain poor as fuck, and ended up with something a little like this, but probably sexier, at least to a pedophile into 15 year old boys in cut off jeans, because sex appeal is subjective, I’ve found some of the most disgusting things hot over the years, even the occasional fat chick, because hot is a higher concept than just physical…it’s how a slut carries herself, or how she sucks a dick, or how she rejects me over and over making me want to fuck her out of spite…you know there’s lots to why someone is hot…and this Bella Thorne is hot because she’s a young, tight enough bodied, working actress in a world where actors don’t make as much as they used to and don’t matter the way they used to…but when they slut out on instagram like an instagram whore – they are perfect….exhibitionism from a professional liar who was sold out as a kid…and knows all the right moves…wonderful…so Bella Thorne…I dig…

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2017

12

Jun

Dakota Fanning and her Fat Managers of the Day

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Dakota Fanning posted a bikini pic with what we used to call in the 90s a couple of Fat Managers…

It was the girl that the hotter skinnier girl would hang out with so that when pics came around – or even pre pics – when people would come around – they’d look the hottest…and the tightest and often times, weren’t even that hot or that tight – but by comparison they were…like an optical illusion…some “magic eye poster” shit….

We’d call them fat managers, because as much as the skinny hot one liked having the fat ones around to look hotter against, or to spew all their stories on as the fat one groupied and envied her….the fat ones liked the skinny one around because it made them seem hotter or more desirable…as the hot one would lure in so much attention there’d be a spillover…

With that spillover the hot one would choose the dude she wanted to get with and his friends or other dudes would be pawned onto the fat chicks, they’d call that JUMPING THE GRENADE, and everyone would fuck, some happier than others, usually the fat chick….because she got laid..

Point being, if you wanted the hot chick you’d have to go through the fat manager, you’d have to win her trust and friendship but not make her want to fuck you, because if she did, it’d be over and you’d be fucking the fat manager not the hot chick….it was always a complicated dance…but luckily for me, I’m vile and the hot chicks never wanted me, so I’d just end up giving the fat manager a foot massage while my friend would fuck the hot one and jerk off in the bathroom when everyone was asleep….

Life.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Donna D’Errico LOL of the Day

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Donna D’Errico still exists – she’s 50 and looks like this – and that in and of itself is amazing….

She’s the ex wife of Nikki Sixx, probably the mother of his kid, but most interestingly, she was a TV star…in Baywatch…hilarious…if you think about it, because all these 90s bitches, who also posed for Playboy but ended up on Baywatch “acting”…looked like low level strippers, still look like low level strippers, and to think that that was what fame was about…is weird.

I guess things haven’t changed, really, the implants are more believable maybe, the looks more natural…but when these plastic, aging weird women from my past come along I remember…the world has always been so fucking cheesy…these rock and roll girls are the ratchets who fuck rappers of today – it’s same same but different…because humans are always the same uninspiring and usually disgusting bundle of gross.

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2017

12

Jun

Rosario Dawson Cocktease of the Day

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Last week, Rosario Dawson’s legal team reported my site to google, even after I deleted her nude selfies that were leaked or posted to the internet – that I wasn’t even sure were of her – but I am now – because her legal team came after me…I got the final notice from them yesterday…

You know angry she’s an exhibitionist who gets naked in pics, like everyone else in the world, including me, like I’ll facetime a bitch my cock if she really wants it – why the fuck would I care…and I’m anonymous on the internet…this one is some coke party girl who recently found her dead cousin who was employed by her – because that’s how hard they go….someone who has been out there, naked or naked enough since she was 17….and she cares that I repost pics I found on tumblr…come on…

Then she goes out and snaps her toplessness with the hashtag free the nipple without showing…like a cocktease you know she is – because as an actress that’s what she does…but still…offensive…

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Kim Van der Laan Nipples for Glamour UK of the Day

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Kim Van der Laan – is a model I don’t follow on INSTAGRAM , well I do now…because I have an addiction to following every single girl who has ever taken a slutty picture – but unfortunately, instagram caps you at 7500 people…and I can’t follow anymore sluts, but there are 100s of thousands of them out there and I want them all on my feed so that I can stare at their slutty pics…

This Kim Van der Laan character isn’t quite an instagram hooker, but she’s got tits in Glamour UK which is a fashion / porn mag and could be her big break…one you know she’s either masturbated to – or her friends for High School who always wanted to see her tits have masturbated to…and now you can masturbate to it too..

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2017

12

Jun

Amber Rose Bush for Instagram of the Day

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Anything for attention with this one…gutter and disgusting stripper and rapper fucker Amber Rose is starting a new feminist movement about freeing the bush, which is a good thing, something I’ve been an advocate for for a long fucking time and that I know is now becoming a trend, because bush is hot, it’s easier to maintain than shaving, it’s more comfortable, and it’s time…

Now I don’t know how many other girls will start posting their bush, but I do know that we are living in a wonderful time where most girls have pubic hair, the decoration of their pussy, the accessory, that is so fucking sexy and I want my face in it…but not so much Amber Rose’s bush, she’s a vile pig who disgusts me…

But bush as a whole…on a hole….must be CELEBRATED…and posted on instagram for me to jerk off to…

I don’t know why these women think not shaving is a trophy, it’s just fucking lazy and amazing, it requires less work…and I don’t know why it’s a political agenda or protest that women feel the need to come together on as a group – but it’s hilarious that it is – it says alot about women and how easily influenced they are by each other to think shaving pussy is the way to life…crazy…

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2017

12

Jun

Maitland Ward for Instagram of the Day

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Maitland Ward writes me emails every time I say that a reader of the site sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her – that she denies – despite me having the screen shots – where she offered to fuck him without a condom – I think anal sex was involved – I’d have to look – for $1000..

I don’t know why she’s upset I write about it, she denies it ever happned, but more importantly, the world is full of much cheaper escorts, sure they weren’t a 1990s fetish to people who watched Boy Meets world, and they don’t get written about on blogs, but 1000 dollars is good money….why be ashamed…

I do think Maitland Ward is funny, a good time, she puts herself out there and doesn’t give a fuck, with her 40 year old monster tits…and I dig what she does…so whether she fucks for money- something she denies aggressively…or not…I don’t want to rain on that parade because as much as I avoid posting her pics…some are just too good, in a WTF is going on kind of way – to ignore…

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