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2023

03

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Earlier today, I saw a cat girl dressed in her cat ear headphones, rocking a Hello Kitty tramp stamp and a Hello Kitty T-shirt, because she was committed to the cat girl life, and she was rocking a thong over her hips and her low waisted jeans, the whale tail is back, and you may not see the asshole behind the thong, but for the lucky guy who lured the cat girl in with cat nip or some sort of live trap, the assshole behind thong will happen…leaving out the guess work as to whether the bitch is in a thong, because she’s rocking it as an accessory or outerwear…

The thong may have been created or marketed as the panty that doesn’t leave a shameful pantyline, like the granny panty, all big and making the ass look long, flat and sad, but I saw at least two thong pantylines on girls in tight pants, so you still got that pantyline to deal with. They must have been on their periods because who the fuck wears underwear anymore, especially in this era of trying to get your tight pants eating your pussy, that added layer of fabric seems to just get in the way, unless you’re pussy is gushing blood as it does.

The is clearly still a function panty, even if it doesn’t live up to what it was marketed as, seeing as it gets less in the way than the counterparts….and girls are still rockin’ the thong, likely well aware that the asshole is visible whilst in a thong, at least from the right angle…so here’s some of that…because the asshole unites all genders…

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2023

03

Aug

Erika the Trending Midget of the Day

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Erika is the midget with the full-sized, human-sized tits that is a huge social media sensation on Onlyfans who proves that the world are a bunch of fucking perverts, who are so desensitized they get new fetishes as a levelling up their weirdness, because she has been quoted saying she made 20 million dollars on OnlYFans last year, which is something that’s likely an accurate figure because of how fucked the world is….

I am not saying you shouldn’t have a midget fetish, I think midgets are hilarious, fun to look at, fun to laugh at when they are trying to reach for things on high shelves at the grocery store, funny when they make fun of themselves for being midgets, funny when they wrestle or get shot out of cannons, funny when they are outraged that you call them a midget, or when they fall short on casting calls and Hugh Grant gets their gig as the Willy Wonka LOOPA….

I am just saying 20 million dollars is a lot of money to be made off of some human sized tits, set on the body of a midget.

I do appreciate what she’s bringing to the table….which according to the shoot is literal since she’s on the table, like a cute centerpiece of thanksgiving turkey in July, because slutty content with midgets is hilarious and really we’d all fuck a midget if the opportunity presented itself…OBVIOUSLY…

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2023

03

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The most important new sport, at least according to a pervert like me, is not Pickleball, it’s not Arena Football, it’s not the Rock’s XFL, it’s not those Spike Ball faggots in the park where there is always at least one topless bro. It’s the titty drop..

It’s not an organized league, it’s not even a sport really, but it is very competitive and it could be, so if there are any investors out there, let’s make it DrunkenStepfather’s legacy, the Titty Drop league….I’m ready and can bring a huge audience of 2-3 people for the pay-per-view streams….

Or you can just steal the idea and leave me out of the upside, it’s happened before, it’ll happen again, I don’t give a fuck, I’m in it for the titty drop.

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2023

03

Aug

Nicola Peltz Cleavage on a Boat of the Day

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I call Nicola Peltz Beckham a BORING BILLIONAIRE BITCH with her BOOBS..I actually don’t call this entitled, spoiled rich kid anything, I rarely remember she even exists, but when I see her boring married wife content with the tits out doing fancy rich person shit, cuz she’s rich as shit, I am reminded of how boring she is.

I guess she fancies herself an actress, because she was cast in Transformers, probably as a homie deal from Michael Bay to her really rich dad, in a “my daughter is hot, do me a service and put her in your movie as Megan Fox, because Megan Fox has upset the people in the industry and they have sent her to exile with David from 90210 until 2023 when we’ll allow her to be released from the shackles of being blacklisted, but in the meantime, let’s just make a mockery of her by casting a rich kid who can’t act and who is boring as her character”….

At least that’s my theory, since I never saw Transformers but I know she was in it…

As it turns out, entitled rich kids, like super rich kids, married to other rich kids, like super rich kids, living their combined super rich kid lives, no matter how boring they are, are still worth lookin at the tits.

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2023

03

Aug

Lucy Hale Coconut of the Day

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I’d say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, but she only has one coconut, and it looks delicious and nutritious, you know one of those superfoods.

I’d also say that Lucy Hale has a lovely bunch of coconuts, because I came up in the internet bro blog era of all the loser fan boys who started up titty blogs and got rich off the shit, only to shut them all down at this point, yet I keep going because I don’t do this for money, I do this for mental disorders….because I know how irrelevant, unread, stupid, and silly it is, but it’s a bad habit.

So yeah, I’d say she had a lovely bunch of coconuts because to those old bloggers, an image like this would have been a gift, a “Jokes Write Themselves” back when objectifying women was an accepted thing, before they all went triple vaccinated and woke.

It would actually be a dream for a bikini pic with coconuts in the frame for their small, weak, lame comedic minds….a stars aligning, a thanks to the self producing content gods for gifting us this so we can continue our lazy minded content.

So as a tribute to a GENRE long gone, kept alive by me, here’s some LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, the jokes write themselves, I MEAN HER TITS, GET IT?

GET IT?

DO YOU GET IT, cuz she has a coconut and she has tits and coconuts can imply tits, OMG, amazing…

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2023

03

Aug

Iris Mittenaere Bikini of the Day

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Iris Mittenaere is a 30 year old model, host and pageant winner from France, who doesn’t necessarily have the giant French bush I would have wanted to see pouring out of her white bikini, you know I am old and from a time when the world wasn’t all one pile of internet homogeny, where traveling country to country was probably a unique and interesting thing, where the clothing, food and conversations in each place totally different from the next place, instead of the IG selfie, wearing Kim Kardashian endorsed product in all corners of the world, so in my era that French women were into living good, love language, passion and body hair…which as a bush lover is a big deal….but possibly are archive or relic of the past…

Anyway, Iris was Miss Universe in 2016, I don’t know what else she does, but looks good in a bikini to me, which is what you’d want from a pageant girl, even though they likely dropped the bikini portion of pageants before they started crowning trans, biological winners, you know when being hot mattered…a relic of the past…

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2023

03

Aug

Kelly Brook Big Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook is still around, not dead, but old as shit at this point in time, yet still living, despite all these years of being fat, it hasn’t taken her out yet…

She was known for being the fat girl with the fat girls that did the Glamour Model thing when that was a thing…she’d starve herself out before any of her shoots and cover that fat ass to focus on the fat tits…I guess she was known for the fat tits, not the fat girl thing because of marketing, but I’ve always called her fat and I pride myself on being that TRUTH TELLER that I am.

I once met a couple of UK Rugby players in a bar years ago who were laughing about all the Rugby players she fucked, or that they’d pass her nudes she sent around, because she was in that world..before moving to LA for about 12 months to try to get movie jobs, which never happened for her, so she went back to Europe to sit on that titty money she made.

Anyway….she posted some pics of her fat ass, a bold move for for a big girl who exploited her tits cuz they were all she had, since she’s not showing off the tits, which is what her whole marketing hook is, confusing behavior but she probably doesn’t want her mangled face now that she’s so old shown, so badly that she’d give the ass instead…despite it being huge…

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2023

03

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nature’s highlighter or some shit…

In the places where they aren’t seeding the clouds with silver iodide to force the fucking rain as evidence to the retards out there that climate change is real, there are likely still some places in the world where the sun isn’t blocked out by chemtrails, where bitches can roast like a rotisserie chicken and not in the spit-roast way you’d probably prefer jerking off to, not that you don’t jerk off to rotisserie chicken after you’re done eating it, I mean it is a fleshy, fatty carcass that’s likely hotter and greasier than your pocket pussy….Self Lubricating….

Nice and tanned, but not where the BIKINI was, what a concept…here’s a round-up of it…

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2023

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a cuck who was proud that his OnlyFans bill is higher than his rent, because he truly thinks he’s an ally to sex workers because sex work is real work, and you should pay for your porn, because he’s a feminist….

BRO…

I do not agree with that mindset and you shouldn’t either. Sex work isn’t real work, it’s lazy bitch work and they cheapen the whole sexual experience, porn girls get paid fine the traditional way, you don’t need to waste your fucking money on that shit….

MORE importantly, the girls people are paying ARE NOT even the ones doing the talking, doing the messaging, they pass it off to managers, agencies, it’s all fucking fake…

They are SCAMMING you motherfucker, since SEX WORK isn’t real work, it’s hustling lame ass dudes who have no self control with their spending when they see cunt or tits…

SO yeah, male feminists who think paying scammers for nudes is being an ally, sounds like someone who defends their abuser….

The world needs more testosterone BAD.

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Rosie Huntington Whitely Plugs her Lingerie
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Em Rata in a Bikini Claims Being a Misogynist
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Sydney Sweeney’s Gone for a Waterski
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Minka Kelly Nipple Pokies
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7 Everyday Rip Offs
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Jenna Jameson’s Wild Face Filter
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Big Booty Massage
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Sally Struthers Topless in 1970
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Em Rata in a Short Skirt
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Martina Di Maria Sunbathing Topless
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Cindy Crawford Offends the World with this Tequila Ad for her Husbands Brand That’s TikTok Trending but Heavy Trashy
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Gracie Hunt Goes on a Hike
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Everything Streaming on TV
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Kara Del Toro in a Short Skirt
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Debbie St Pierre is a Marlins Fan
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Christina Milian in a Swimsuit
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Cast of Euphoria React to Death of Angus Cloud
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Kate Upton was Hinting at Her Husbands New Team
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Kelly Gale Censors her Nudes for Instagram
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Rosie Hungtington Promotes Lingerie
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Big Stars Donate to SAG AFTRA
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Serena William’s Big Reveal
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Making Animal Sounds for the Movies
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Nicole Williams Bikini Bod
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Livvy Dunne Takes on NYC Hotly
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Katie Sigmond Eats Cake Topless for 21st Birthday
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Beach Look
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Black Bear Enters Pig Pen and Regrets It
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Close Up of Everyday Objects
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Anastasia Jovanovic is a Naked Med Student
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Man’s Fart Prank, I Hate Fart Pranks
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J.Lo in her Underwear
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Dude Tests Pet Friendly Hotels with Farm Animals
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Train Tips
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Imogen Thomas Booty
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Jilissa Ann Zoltko Bikini Body
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Touki00 TOpless with the Purple Hair
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Qimmah Russo Thong Bikini
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Twerk Babe Working It
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Cheerleader’s Murder Plot Foiled in Tom Brady’s Backyard
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50 Random Acts of Kindness
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Olivia Ponton in her Panties
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Worst Drivers in the World
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Street Singer on the Streets
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Gymnastics Athlete Sydney Smith’s Viral Hand Stand
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Taxi Driver Terrifies the Car Jackers
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Megan Fox Gets Racy and Offers Some Surf Lessons
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Shelter Cat Becomes a Museum Worker
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Rallying Meltdowns
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Alexis Ren Suits Up for a Surf
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Motorcyclist Rear Ended and Lands on his Feet
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Hot Model Playing in the Field
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Pigeon Crashes in Scooter
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Rice Tractor Racing is the Future
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Paige Spiranac and her Hot Dogs Revisited
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10 Stylish Shoes on Amazon
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Kelsea Ballerini in Black Dress
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Anna Kendrick Protesting
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Emily Rat Cow in a Skirt
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Charlotte Lawrence Tits Out for a Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale in White Top
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Charli D’Amelio Legs
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Rachel Pizzolato in a Bikini
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Slow Motion Big Boobs
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T-Shirt of the Day
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Taco Tuesday
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Natural Sinner
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Playing Catch
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Dropping the Tits
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Big Boobs Under the Sweater
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Kitty with the Dildo
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Hotel Room Remote Control Nastyness
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Hot Car Tits
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Cosplay Widowmaker from Overwatch
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Naked Yoga with a Babe
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Rainbow on for Pride
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Deep Sea Diving
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Mash-Up Madness
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Naked Rosie
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Big Tits on the Dildo
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Young Amateur
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Bringing the Water to the Fishnets
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Amateur Fuck Time
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Female Tongue in Pussy
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Caught Compilation
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Hot Amateur
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Waterpark Time
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2023

02

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Taylor Swift is on tour.

She may or may not be AI, but who is definitely as fake as AI as an artist or personality is on tour…everything about her is FAKE as shit….

They just don’t shut up about her fucking tour….the internet wine moms screaming “TAY TAY TAY” on their feeds like she’s Barbie….it’s crazy.

The good news is that her ass is in a leotard being bent over on tour, because if we’re going to be raped by all things Taylor Swift, from her pop hive mind hype, to all the scandals and bullshit gossip she’s been part of, we might as well look at her cunt from behind…

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