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2017

21

Jun

Anne Vyalitsyna In a Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Anne V is old as fuck…she’s pushing 40 and for a model that makes her as disgusting as you’d expect her to be…but not as disgusting as the MOST disgusting thing I know about her…and that is that she’s fucked or “dated”…which I assume means fucked that poofter from Maroon 5….Adam Levine…modelfucker because it makes him feel less faggot for his stupid money making rockstar who I hate hearing every time I hear his bullshit…rape my ears……

She’s now a mom to a kid named Alaska…her baby daddy is a Dot Com billionaire who runs Yahoo!….because nerds get model pussy you know….

She still looks good…despite being old as fuck and a mom….because Russians, she’s Russian, are experts at this shit….

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2017

21

Jun

Irina Shayk’s Unpublished Titty Pic for Instagram of the Day

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I guess Irina Shayk was feeling a little unattractive, or unloved, being a mom is a disgusting job even with all the staff that you know her and brad cooper can afford…and she put out a throwback thursday of her topless to get some of what she misses…because she’s just a typical girl who values her looks more than anything, it’s really why she exists…and she wants you to value that too…and I do…even though I know the truth is a totally different Irina Shayk exists now that she sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…you know a baby feeding, even though she’s just playing the part of mom, as Russians have no soul…is as depressing and this toplessness that comes from a sad place…

Here she is in some shoot that is post pregnancy and hardly slutty enough – because she’s a respectable woman….so sophisticated and classy knowing she has child support for life..

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2017

21

Jun

Olivia Culpo in Shorts of the Day

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Who is Olivia Culpo again? I think she dated a Jonas Brother….who cares…

Why is she on this mission for attention again?….who cares….

What ever happened to a good old set of leaked nudes / sex tapes? I WANT TO KNOW….

What is this bullshit for the paparazzi bullshit…Why do the paparazzi bother? So weird.

I want more….labia….Whore Proper.

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2017

21

Jun

Halsey Nipple of the DAy

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Apparently this nipple showing PINK of the new generation, because the world like a rat colony, need a specific population, that follows a specific role…and even when one dies off, a new one must replace that one’s role…because we are created by aliens and are nothing more than a bunch of fucking rats…and this Halsey chick…who I haven’t really heard anything about…is filling the role of edgy short haired pop chick…built a bit like a dude…aggressive and masculine and slutty….what PINK once was…but is too old and a mom to be today…

She’s doing a lot of media so someone is investing in her and trying to make money off her….because She was also in Paper Magazine…

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2017

21

Jun

Aimee Teegarden in a Bikini of the Day

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Aimee Teegarden is apparently a known actress that I’ve never heard of and her IMDB says she hasn’t worked since 2014…so I guess her being known doesn’t mean she’s getting paid…but she is getting into bikinis on social media for attention and that’s pretty alright to me….

Posted in:Aimee Teegarden|SFW

2017

21

Jun

Lily Collins Anorexia Erotica of the Day

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Lily Collins is trying hard to really get out there riding her Phil Collins daddy name….and she’s in this new movie about anorexia….which speaks to my heart because I like to call girls fat, even skinny girls, I am an asshole…and I like to send people pics of anorexia, because anorexia is hot to me, it’s discipline, it’s fatless and it’s too weak and tired to run….and ever since I saw some Anorexia fetish sites, which in the early 2000s was an actual thing, I felt good knowing other people out there like skinny girls….and are pro eating disorders….

So this trailer for a NETFLIX SHOW they aren’t paying me to post, but should, and if it wasn’t about a hot skinny celebrity daughter trying acting out….porn on so many levels….I wouldn’t be posting it…but since it is….it makes me want to pay NETFLIX…but why bother, people just give me their passwords…

Posted in:Lily Collins|SFW|Videos

2017

21

Jun

Naked man on the Porto Potty at EDC and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Lady in China

Maniac Midget

Guy High on Drugs in a Truck

Breakfast…

Truck Explodes at the Gas Station

Girl Attacked for Wearing Shorts on Ramadan in Istanbul

Idiot of the Day

Tranny in a Trailer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with dating an inmate from an inmate dating site other than that they are really annoying to sext with because their computer time is controlled, in an era where all girls are willing to sext and that the only reason you’d have to go get dirty with an inmate is because you fear commitment, you like passionate women who get caught for their stupid emotional acts, like killing their ex boyfriend…..and inmates are a fetish, you see because sex is so fucking available, you don’t need to dig at the bottom of the barrel for it…there’s plenty of garbage women available for you who aren’t in jail….and are just as psycho….is that sometimes they get out…and they want to hang out…real bad…so bad their psycho asses start to hunt you down..passion maybe, but terrifying.

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Psycho Tarantula of the Day
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Johnny Depp Will Not Sell his Jet
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Hailey Baldwin’s Face is So Jacked
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Dad Fails for Father’s Day
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This Slut Hover Boarding in her Underwear is LOLZ
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Bella Hadid Stomach
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Oh God…Moby is Back
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New Ken Doll has a Man Bun
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Topless Model of the Day
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2017

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why women complain about men using them for sex.

I would be very happy if a woman used me for sex…

Because I like to think my mouth is a trained Pussy assassin…and should be used accordingly…

Even if I’m disgusting, impotent and smell from not showering…

I figured since they can’t even notice my erection, there’s no harm in me rubbing up on them….

But unfortunately, no girl I’ve met agrees…

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Never Call Hailey Baldwin an Instagram Model
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Vacationing Rat Cow
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ScarJo Erotica…..
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Alyssa Milano Breast Feeding is Broke
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Baby HIPPO
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Tara Reid – Angel of Death
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Daniel Day Lewis is Quitting Acting
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Lucy Hale – Herpes Leg
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Johnny Depp Refused to Sell Private Jet to Financial Ruins
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Stevie Nicks Lookin’ GOod
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Paula Patton Not That Hot…
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Josephine Skriver in a Bra on the Beach
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Adele Hates Gordon Ramsey
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Carly Rae Jepsen Not Hot
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Gene Simmons Can’t Trademark his Hand Signal
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100 Dollar BASS vs 10,000 Dollar Bass
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Frenchy Morgan Topless is Hilarious
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Princess Katherine – in Cosplay Erotica
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Poppy Delevingne in Sleazy Dress
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Steph Pratt Whore in London
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Lorde Says Taylor Swift is an Autoimmune Disease
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Lily Cole – Monster
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Bella Hadid See Through
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Axl Rose and Tom Jones Party Busted
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Vintage Hot Wheels Restoration
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Spaghetti Western Verson of Billie Jean
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Insane Amount of Baby Geese?
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Suki Waterhouse – Thick Thighs
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Alessandra Ambrosio Side Tit….
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No Rape Happened On Set of Bachelor
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Russian Big Tits
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Hot Grl in a School Girl Outfit Spanks Herself
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Slutty Tits and some sex toys
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Naked Portraits of Porn Star
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Naked in a Store
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Naked Genevieve Morton
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Slut on TUMBLR
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Rusisan Hot Chicks Naked and in Lingerie Music Video
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Demonstrates How She Fucks of the Day

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If you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…she’ll 99 percent of the time be in this position….

It’s like she doesn’t give a fuck about putting any effort in, she’s like:

“I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do you’re thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst…

But maybe they are just in that position due to date rape drug you put in their drink….and their snotty, snobby, think they are hot ego…is just the voices in my head…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW