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2017

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Sometimes, when sexting, I need to fake an orgasm so that I can get on with my day…you see I am such a talented dirty texter that some of these pervert horny bitches use me for my sleazy words….and if I’ve learned anything in life, it’s never turn a girl down when she asks you for sex, or when she’s masturbating in videos for you….because when you turn them down, karma comes in and makes it never happen again, so you have to deliver to keep your flow of pussy consistent and prosperous….and the only way to end it when not in the mood, is pre-mature ejaculation…it’s “OMG, you’re so hot, I just came”….

So yes..I have faked orgasms while Sexting….because it is the right thing to do…and the fact that I’ve done that….would make a younger me very very disturbed…

So I’m glad to be sharing it with you here and now…my friend..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hanson Shits on Bieber…
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Ariel Winter DUMPY ASS
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Ice Cream Fetish Pic of the Day
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Road Rage
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Red Panda Cub Triplets Feeding
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Kid Try 100 Years of Party Snacks
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Kim Kardashian is in Blackface
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Scroll Down for IGGY AZAELEA’S Waist to Hip Ratio
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Redneck Chainsaw Skeet
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Leo DiCaprio – Asked By Government to Return Picasso Art
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This is how Gas Stations Work
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2017

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Now more than ever, Rape jokes are important to make…because we live in an era where rape jokes are frowned upon and if said to the wrong person can get you beat, or arrested for assault or some shit, and really…we need to band together…

What I’ve realized is if you make rape / murder jokes, people are more responsive to them than just rape jokes on their own…

Good to know, I know…That’s all I have to say about that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

J.Lo Sucking Ice Cream Erotica
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Carrie Fisher Had So Many Drugs in her System
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White Bikini Slut
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Machete VS Shotgun
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Redneck Skeet Shooting with a Chainsaw
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Elle Fanning – Big Tits – But Not really
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Courtney Stodden is Nude for Feminism
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret
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Road Rager of the Day
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Madison Beer in a Slutty Crop Top
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Watch Repair Stop Motion
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The Upside of Fucking Taylor Swift
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Zendaya – in Vogue
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Throwing Your Friend through a Drop Ceiling
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Miley Cyrus Got her brother Fired from his First Job
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Mena Suvari Nice Shining Face
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Jessica Simpson – Strong Legs
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Paris Jackson Vogue Australia Titty
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Egg Cracking and Sorting Machines
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Lionel Richie on American Idol
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Joanna Krupa- Nipple
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Family and 6 Circus Dogs on Stage
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Lottie Moss See Through Cameltoe
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Hot Ariana Lima
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Jodie Sweetin Fingering Bob Saget
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Bruce Jenner Making Jokes on Liberal’s Shot
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Claudia Jordan – Sheer Wet Bikini
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Sofia Vergara – Not that Hot
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Disney Human Centipede
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Smart Donkey
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Old Man Playing Old Western on Guitar
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Kayden Kross Naked for the Lakers
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Chubby tits – Dildo
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Intense Public Sex
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Hot Chick in Lingerie
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Squirter of the Day
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Titties for Playboy
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Hot Pillow Fucker
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Hot Naked Chick Leaves the Pool
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2017

19

Jun

Gillian Anderson Full Tit on the Day

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Gillian Anderson tit hanging out of her bikini top – no matter how old and sloppy Gillian Anderson is – is clearly the fucking best thing ever for Gillian Anderson fans, who definitely exist and who as a society as a whole we can probably say we’d rather didn’t exist…all that aspergers nerdy awkwardness and cum soaked sweatpants in public…after a game of LARPING or board games….is just fucking weird…but harmless I guess….I shouldn’t hate on nerds, I have a fucking blog, that’s about as punk rock as being a teen girl…and not in the discovering my tits or sexuality or getting my first period way…in the I am a grown man doing shit teen girls do for a living…that’s worse than weridos who jerk off to Skully and her tit.

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2017

19

Jun

Adriana Lima is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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I’ve been hating on Adriana Lima for getting old and fat for a while now, but these black and white pics, despite being for a bootleg market, of Harper’s Bazaar, is good fucking times, it’s like she’s not a 40 year old mom at all…and I like it….even if everything she does, mainly promo model for the evil underwear tycoons, is pretty garbage especially according to her god, as she’s a weird Catholic, who is apparently going to hell….which I guess is hot in and of itself…get naked for money….instead of joining the convent or some other catholic shit…

Hot ass…Hot nipples…NAUGHTY

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Olivia Munn – Where the Pussy Meets the Thigh of the Day

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Olivia Munn wants you to see the place where her pussy meets her leg, one of my favorite places to bite gently on a woman I go down on, before giving her 27 full body orgasms, at least I assume they are orgasms, unless they are just rigor mortis, like how a chicken runs around pre-death…I mean I don’t remember ever disposing of any bodies so it’s probably not that, you’d just think it was based on the chances of me eating pussy with a voluntary person…

That said, Olivia Munn pulled off a scam, pandered to nerds and now exists in that world as pretty top level actress, not to give her more credit than she deserves, but good fucking scam girl…

I still say my favorite thing about Olivia Munn is knowing that one day she’ll die, and it could be a horrible way, getting what she deserves…and that’s about all I like about her…but I also don’t mind the place where her pussy meets the thigh…

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2017

19

Jun

Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev are two Canadian brown girls who made it in America. They both got on weird shows with weird pervert fans and both got all famous in their own right. The kind of annoying actor famous where they genuinely think they are super fucking important. The kind of annoying actor famous that means they aren’t about to talk to me when they come back to Canada for their grandma’s funeral or to film a movie and pretend they are connected with Canadians while really being LA cunts who think Toronto is so quaint or some shit…

Well, they are both uneventful in bikinis and I figure, whether they are too cool in their minds for people like me at the igloo party or not, they can be reduced to how they look in bikini and compared to actual hot chicks on instagram who don’t act they are a solid 5 and a half….but to people into their acting, I’m sure they are a 10….

Looks Like Garbage to Me…but when I put bikinis on garbage it looks less appealing…damn rotten cabbage why can’t you smell better…

Nina…

Shay….

I guess Nina Wins…she had more pics…and tried harder. Even though both are try hards.

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2017

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

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Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers..

I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks.

What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way…

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2017

19

Jun

Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a leather skirt – with her tits all hanging out.

Maybe that’s how she got herpes…

I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, because why the fuck would I go digging to find that out about someone I barely know exists…and why would my contact or source go out of their way to tell me about Lucy Hale’s herpes since Lucy Hale barely exists…it’s not like we have Lucy Hale gossip parties, it’s more like “Dude my friend banged Lucy Hale, she’s some chick from a TV show, she’s got Herpes” situation…you know…having herpes in Hollywood is just status but still herpes…and also the reason she’s wearing a leather skirt, not pants, to avoid cooking up and the stinging when sweat drips in…

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2017

19

Jun

Greer Grammer Bikini Party of the Day

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Greer Grammer is a little celebrity rich kid who I want to fuck of the day – and despite doing her own acting thing, or bikini whoring on the social media…I am into her..

I’m not sure if it is becuase Frasier was a coked up whore loving Hollywood sitcom star, that makes me appreciate the vagina his sperm helped created, or maybe I just like that she’s less vocal or popular than all the other celebrity kids doing the instagram model thing after fucking the Bieber…like Haley Baldwin…you know…

Celebrity kids are pretty top tier in spoiled, living the good life, being entitled, all while trying to break free from their parents, while riding their parents name hard, and it’s a dynamic I like jerking off to…

Interesting party though…

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2017

19

Jun

Britney Spears Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to.

So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them…

You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears…

A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat.

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