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2017

19

Jun

Cristina Buccino in a Bikini of the Day

Cristina Buccino is some big titty “model” with 1.5 million followers on instagram -so she must be important, or maybe she’s just rich from being on that social media hustle, getting paid from all angles, so that she can afford to take all her friends on these expensive 10k a day yachts in the South of Spain…

You know it can’t belong to some rich Euro dude that just likes having slutty big tits around in a bikini to help stylize or justify or validate all the money he’s made and the nice things he can afford….you know to assume she’s a sugar baby is just typical of my opinion of instagram models. I am such a misogynist.

That said, who are these people, 1.5 million people care about them – but I’ve never heard of them. Instagram must be a lie…

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2017

19

Jun

Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

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I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known..

But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head.

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2017

19

Jun

January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

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January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes…

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2017

19

Jun

GlamourGirl1 is the Cam Girl of the Day

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Here name is GLAMOURGIRL1

This is what she has to say about herself:

Real life can be really boring and too dramatic for many of us.In land of fantasy you will always find what u looking for , i can be a good friend, your mistress or ur private porn star. I have a naughty mind ! and huge boobs

She’s so right…you know…real life can be boring…and depressing…and filled with shitty people…it can be hard to find girls to sext, or who want to sext you, but it can be easy to find girls to sex, who want to sex you, if you use cam sites…sure, it’s transactional…but isn’t everything in life…everyone is using each other, better to be upfront about it.

I know in a world of russian spam bots adding you on facebook to trick you into friending them, it’s hard to trust any girl on the internet, but it’s hard to trust any girl anywhere…so let’s just put our reservations aside and jump into GlamourGirl1….I’m sure not her real name, but with tits like this, who really needs a name….

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2017

19

Jun

Ariel Winter Sloppy and Broken Ass in Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter from Modern Family Fame posts some bikini pictures of her ass on her instagram because she is more than just Big Sloppy Breast Reduced Tits

Even when she photoshops herself, has a dumpy, uninpsiring, sloppy, pile of shit ass, that grabbing would feel like sticking your hand in mashed potatoes but that could be from all the Disney Exec casting and producers who violated her ass when she was growing up as they do because they don’t want to pop the virginity cherry – or accidentally get the 11 year old who already has her period due to trauma caused by her parents – pregnant….and I guess when they molest these kids they end up exploiting for money like sex workers – guised as “entertainment” industry…you don’t want to bother using a condom, I mean the whole attraction to these kids being whored by their parents is their innocence and purity…why else would they do it.

Sick fucks…

You know, I get called sick for calling it out, saying “Hey maybe Ariel Winter was molested on some level or another by her parents wanting this fame for her so bad, and that is why she, like so many girls before her…some who have killed themselves from that torment, others who end up Lindsay Lohan….”…Hollywood is a fucking disaster…and these kids are victims, who are making us victims with their shameless half nakedness…that isn’t cute or hot even if it’s young…she’s built like a troll 35 year old with 4 kids…I prefer my 19 year olds not looking like that..you know..I KNOW..

I think it’s fitting she’s on a pizza inflatable because that ass eats pizza too much pizza…

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2017

19

Jun

Russian Woman Gets Pantsed and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Versus Skunks

Woman Shaves Chest on Train

Tranny Gets Stomped…FUCKED

Rule Number 1 – Never Be Number 2

Drugged up Woman…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Father’s Day is the best cuz you can single out the single mothers feeling guilty about their silly single mother pussy decisions….I mean that or their husbands have died…either way…easy targets to come in and save…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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Elephant Saves her Calf…
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Kid Rocks’ House…is Pretty Good for Such Shit Music
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Stephen Colbert Milo Ventimiglia Homo Clickbait.
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Rihanna Erotica
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Emmy Rossum Tits for Feminism
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News Anchor Drops His Career on the Floor…
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Car Catches on Fire
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Just a Kitten and a Raccoon Together Until the Momma Cat Comes Save Her
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I hate Bohemian Rhapsody
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Rob Schneider Blocked Seth Rogan and people Care
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2017

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you suggest doing very vile things to either yourself or with a girl who you are sexting – and you go too far – thanks to being a depraved weirdo with sexual issues thanks to growing up perverted in a world that wasn’t perverted before the world becoming perverted and you needing to step it up in your perversion….and she gets offended…

Always pull the: “I am open minded, I am trusting, I am not hurting anyone, I am adventurous, I like to feel alive, I am romantic, I am experimental, I LIVE”…..

Rebuttal is usually strong enough for these easy to sway half retards…and you’ll be shitting on her face from a step ladder while she sings Nickelback songs in Spanish for Canada as she wears an Avril Lavinge style outfit and swimming goggles in NO time.

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Old Dude Head Banging
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Karolina Kurkova – Old in Swimsuits
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Lena Dunham’s Honey Pot
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Alex Jones Finger Banged Megyn Kelly
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Titty Jiggle
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The Weird Dude Joey – at Mud Fest
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Marisa Tomei Hot Old Lady
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Shat Mitchell Looks Like a Kardashian
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Titty Jiggle 2
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Goodbye Christopher Robin Looks Like a Shit Movie…
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Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy Hate Each Other
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Olivia Wilde -SLUT
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Sports wife Butt Floss
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Eiza Gonzalaz is Worth a Fuck
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if Only 100 People Lived on Earth – It’d be Good
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Jeana Turner is a Slut in a THong
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You’ll Want to Fuck Violetta Komyshan cuz she has a Vagina
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Patton Oswalt’s New Pussy was once Hot
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Freakish Chick Named Sabrina Carpenter – who you would let rennovate your dick with her mouth
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Elizabeth Banks Offends Black People
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How Puppies React to Magic
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Elsa Hosk Got Legs and Probably Herpes
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Titty Jiggle 3
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Romee Strijid Braless Nipples
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Titty Jiggle 4
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Bianca Balti – Titties
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Peaople with ADHD – Use a Fidget Spinner for a Week….
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Really Lame People in Bikinis Outlinding the Trouble with Pool Parties…I Hate This Kind of content
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Aubrey Plaza Weird Mouth
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Joanna Krupa See Through for some Bullshit
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Elle Fanning – SPORTS BRA
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Karreuche Tran gets 5 Year Restraining Order Against Chris Brown
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Lais Ribeiro Cleavage Mom Tits
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The Bitch with the Double Dick Top
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Hulk Hogan Documentary Trailer
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Leo DiCaprio Adds New Dick to his SQUAD
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Adventurous Cam Girl – Busted Naked
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Queefing can be Beautiful…
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Hot Slutty Tumblr Account
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Girl in a Pink Thong
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Girl Naked on the Beach
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Some Ask a Pornstar Bullshit
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Dude Fingers One Girl While Making Out with ANother
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Cam Girl Gets Trolled
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Weird Porn Scene at the Laudromat – and the Guy who Happened to Be there and Loved it
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Lesbian Sluts Lesbianing
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Big Trashy Tits
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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2017

16

Jun

Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day

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I’ve seen pics of this video shoot before, but for some reason it’s all over the place today, and in trying to keep up with trends in celeb tits, tits we’ve already seen, of a celeb who is now old and fat, here’s Rihanna Nipple, because like Rihanna, we can pretend it is 10 years ago, but unlike Rihanna, we won’t be getting paid stupid money for it…

Here are some bonus, if you can call them that, paparazzi pics of her in what could be a see through type maternity dress for the slutty pregnant chicks out there..you know who you are…

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2017

16

Jun

McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

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This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover..

If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender….

The Olympics would be worth jerking off to.

That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports…

But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it…..

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