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2017

20

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Erotica of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass looks pretty good for an old as fuck demon mother in a bikini…..I guess it’s a testament of being a skinny vapid cunt…that probably has herpes since she’s been in the game for a long time, she’s dated a lot of dudes in the game who are dirtbags and someone….very close insider…told me that Jennifer Lawrence got Herpes from Chris Martin so….connect the fucking dots…this isn’t PeeWee’s playhouse….but we’ve got it all figured out…

You can’t get herpes from looking at pics of old ladies who likely have herpes…but sometimes when I wish you could go blind…because old ladies in bikinis depress me….even when they don’t look that bad…they are bad….maybe she’s better in person…who cares…

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2017

20

Jun

Sahara Ray Hipster Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Sahara Ray is a fake hipster, LA model, who looks like Coachella brands themeselves and has for her entire time as an instagram personality, you know mainstream urban outfitters bullshit….but she always had big tits…that I’ve seen before…thanks to feminism, or shameless self promotion….

What I do find weird about her bikini pics is how high she jacks her bottoms up, it’s like girl’s created an optical illusion waistline or maybe she just likes hugging her pussy as hard as she can…either way…exciting…but not at all…but it’s good to see her keeping up the good work…hard work…by not working.

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2017

20

Jun

Lake Bell’s Milky Tits of the Day

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Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, I think she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”… at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 40, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to have tits….

I guess those breast cancer doesn’t bring down EVERYONE….

Apparently, she’s just had a kid and these are milk filled…exciting….but not really.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Bra Top High as Fuck at EDC of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a bikini top at a rave….and a homie KAREL CHLADEK from Montreal posted this picture he took of Bella Thorne and I guess she posted it too…

It is her at EDC….some rave bullshit festival where all these bros and cheesy frat people..pretend to be ravers…but luckily the crowd includes a lot of hot half naked chicks from instagram – who dress the part like the clueless try hards they are and go rage out on drugs to dance music..

To assume Bella Thorne isn’t high as fuck would be silly, considering she’s always high as fuck…

I am posting this because who the fuck knows…people like this cunt….

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2017

20

Jun

Ariel Winter is a Pig in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some overhyped pig bitch and she’s consistently going out there for the paparazzi because she’ll pretend she doesn’t love it…like she’ll pretend she dresses like a half naked hooker because that’s not her…and that none of it has to do with getting likes and followers to market a TV show to a people who no longer watch TV the way they used to….

Her PR team is calling the paparazzi that she’s dressing up for….showing her ass…and getting her mom to be the evil villain in her storyline for the tabloids…because it all gets these fucking assholes paid…

So girl is on a mission…for whatever reason….all while looking dumpy as fuck because she is dumpy as fuck even at 18 with plastic surgery….dumpy as fuck….but people like her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE

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2017

20

Jun

Enya Bakunova Naked for David Bellemere of the Day

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Enya Bakunova is some big titty model…who probably isn’t an actual model, but she’s showing her damn pussy on the damn internet for a damn photoshoot with a French pervert photographer who loves taking nudes pics so much he ended up becoming a Victoria’s Secret mode….and I guess what it comes down to is that I love big titty girls…willing to get naked to get ahead…it makes me want them to sit on my face…until I can’t breath…so that I die a wonderful vagina filled death….

Unfortunately, based on the company she keeps, I can’t afford this kind of pussy…BUT thanks to the internet I can stare at it..

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2017

20

Jun

Rat Cow in Italy Looking Milhouse-y of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowstki, Rat Cow for short, mainly because her rat face, rat hustle, rat scam, rat fuck to get ahead rat behavior….and cow-like milk filled and by milk I mean implant filled tit….is someone I love to hate, but don’t actually hate, because she ultimately doesn’t matter…if anything she depresses me, not because of her big tits on her small frame and not even because of the rat face, but because I feel like she knows she’s a fucking scam, a hack, and all she wants is some level of legitimacy she’ll never get, no matter how much money she makes…

She’s in Italy pretending to be happy while living the life, but you know…she’s plotting cuz she’s knows the end is near for her bullshit career…she’ll get the instagram ads and make a living cuz she has that audience…but bitch is not getting into the A List movies she wants to…she just can’t…she’s been trying to long and she’s getting old…so we’ll see, I’m probably wrong…but I hope it’s failure from this day forward…right into obscurity.

To see her naked on set over a month ago… CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Jun

Iggy Azalea Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a really abnormal waist to hip ratio…

I don’t really understand how something like this happens, but she’s all comic book like and figure that despite the annoying as fuck rap songs, you’ll be into it, as comic books are the only girls you fantasize about, because they are the only girls who gave you attention when you were a kid reading comic books, comforted by comic books, because everyone besides comic books bullied you…

This is her in Canada on fathers day…ready to birth it seems…

That’s all I have to say about that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

20

Jun

I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day

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I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive…

Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect…

I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good…

This is Georgia May hot.