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2023

11

Oct

Phoebe Price Still Dancing of the Day

Phoebe Price still lives and continues to be amazing….and weird and desperate but in a good way.

I never quite knew whether she had any level of self awareness, or if she was just some sort of delusional person who genuinely believed that she was a celebrity, because she’d show up to the paparazzi hot spots to get seen or noticed, which worked at the time.

A meme before the memes, now she’s just trying to adapt in a modern internet world where everyone can be as crazy in their quest for fame as her, only they don’t have to actually put any real effort into it….they can do it from home and hope it hits….

She’s so old and has been at it for so long, that there’s not cringe left to what she does, it’s shameful or embarassing, it’s almost like a parody or even kind of hot, despite her being old as shit….

I think Phoebe’s a legacy, something that meant something at the time where she was left in the dust, but she adapted and keeps trying….owning the trying and I’m into it, not for sexual purposed, but for the HIGHER purpose.

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2023

11

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I really don’t know why I do this weed girl post, I think the original motivation was “I can sell some ads on it, because the weed companies can’t advertise on google, they’ll choose DRUNKENSTEPFATHER instead and the way to LURE them in is to put a compilation of some of the grossest girls out there doing content around smoking weed”…

That’s the kind of business logic that gets you kicked out of business school, it’s the worst kind of “If You Build It They Will Come”…when the only thing that is cumming to this is some pretty sad stoner who think girls with similar interests as him, since smoking weed is his only interest, are the gift from heaven…

The point of the story, as a non-weed smoker, who has smoked weed enough to realize how much of a bullshit scam it is, the whole playing it up as a cultural movement, is some hippie shit that I hate…fuckin’ hippies…

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2023

11

Oct

Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

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Julianne Hough is the Mormon Gone wild, in part because she linked up with Ryan Seacrest, who is a rumored freak in the bedroom, the kind of guy who over does it because he doesn’t like all the gay rumors, where even the girls he’s fucking question his sexuality before he’s fucking them in one of his mansions. That sociopath’s got mansions…

Anyway, she was a Mormon, got forced to fuck her brother for some pervert dance instructors, so she turned on the church and found Hollywood through Dancing with the Stars, where she continued to fuck her brother….

Well, she’s back on the show, after having a stint as almost being more than just a silly dancer who made it in the world outside of stripping, even though she still strips, just not for money, but more behind closed doors, and possibly for money, just not as an offical job….you know cuz she’s a Mormon Gone Wild…

And in being back on the show, she’s got a hard nipple, in a see through even with a bra on, so confusing, but a nice distraction from that demonic face and those terrifying eyes….

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2023

11

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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The normalization of fat chicks makes me want to puke…

It is possibly created by propaganda produced by fat chicks, or at least business people who wanted to make money off the insecure fat chick, knowing they had disposable income from not finding love, family, and committing their life to a bullshit job…with nothing to spend the money on besides cake….

It is also possible that dudes will fuck any holes they can get their hands on which in most cases are fat girl holes because the hot fit girl is already taken, and the meth addicted emaciated girl with an eating disorder smells too bad….

But yeah, sexualizng fat chicks is so fucking wrong to me….sexualating them is another story, since you can sexualate something that is disgusting and no one needs to know about it but your inner shame…

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2023

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My first post in 2004 was something along the lines of “send nudes”….

19 years ago, I was committed to the nudes….

I was doing it for the nudes…

Yet I never got any nudes….

I didn’t build one of the billion dollar marketplaces for women to sell nudes…

But my perversion was on the right track and I knew that nudes were a currency and that the nudes would be the future….

That doesn’t count for shit, but here are some stepLINKS….which aren’t nudes…but are the best I can do….

Anya Taylor-Joy Gets Dirty With Dior!
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Emma Brooks See Through to Nipples at Paris Fashion Week!
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Alix Earle and her NFL Man Go Instagram Official!
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WANKER ON THE VALENCIA METRO
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Bella Thorne Celebrates Her Birthday With some Underboob!
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Still Goodness In The World.. Wait For It…
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The 10 Costumes You Will See At Halloween Parties This Year
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28 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Workers Displaying Their Incredible Cooking Skills
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Foo Fighter’s Everlong Synched To Halloween Light Show
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Boobs and Glamour: Christine McGuinness Rocks the Red Carpet at the Pride of Britain Awards 2023
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RILF…??? HAHA
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Addison Rae Turns 23!
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Have You Ever Heard These Strange Sounds Before?
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Pregnant Sienna Miller in a Bikini!
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Carmella Rose Does Latex!
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Angry CD Salesman Prank Doesn’t Go Down Too Well
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Funny Pranks And Gags For A Lot Of Laughs
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When You See It….
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Paige Spiranac For the Cowboys!
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Riding Through The Hills Of Uttarakhand FT. Crazy Adventures And A Funny Truck Loader
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SEEMED FINE IN THEIR HEAD VOL72
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TOTAL FCKIN’ CHAOS
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Two Men In A Zebra Costume Almost Get Killed By Lions
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Improve Your Oral Health With With These Products!
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Camilla Belle’s Green Bikini!
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Kanye West Allegedly Offered Julia Fox New Boobs!
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45 Attractively Dressed Women in Lingerie
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Sexy Women’s Feet
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Helen Flanagan’s Boobylicious Stunner: Pride of Britain Awards 2023!
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Dashcam Clips Of Cars Avoiding Near-Death Accidents
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Slow-Motion Welding Clips Are Just Too Cool
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Scary Clip Of Students Getting Thrown Off The Bus After It Gets T-Boned By A Car
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Lauren Cowling and her “I’m Horny” Confidence goes Viral!
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Rita Ora Forgot Her Bra!
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GOING ON A CITY SAFARI
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Making A Motorcycle That Runs Without A Hub
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Tyreek Hill’s Mom vs Fan Over Touchdown Football!
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Ball Bearings Vs A Hydraulic Press
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Dak Prescott May Suck But his LSU Girlfriend Jadyn Jannasch Lives!
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Sir Nils Olaf, The Norwegian Army’s Penguin Officer
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20 Girls Sporting Trendy Shorts
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Kaley Cuoco – Seen out in Westlake Village
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Abigail Spencer – 2023 Step Up Inspiration Awards in Los Angeles
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Dania Ramirez – 2023 Step Up Inspiration Awards in Los Angeles
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Heidi Klum – Numero (Netherlands) Issue 09 – 2023
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Rumer Willis – Leaving a pottery class in Los Angeles
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Paris Hilton – Press Conference for the NICE jewelry brand in Mexico
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Lilly Krug – Forgot her shirt at Vegan Fashion Week event in Los Angeles
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Maisie Williams – Thom Browne’s 20th Anniversary Celebration in London
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Naomi Watts – New York City Ballet’s 2023 Fall Gala
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Caylee Cowan – Vegan Fashion Week event in Los Angeles
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From stepSMUT!!

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DAT ASS (GIF)
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Nude in the Streets!
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Skye Blue Takes a Shower!
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Italian fitness babe in blowjob and masturbation videos
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“OMG I’M LIVE” (GIF)
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Cursed Cumshots
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Biker Pussy
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TACO TUESDAYS
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Sizzling Scandal: Stella Hudgens & Vanessa Sky’s Red Lingerie Lesbian Extravaganza!
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Samantha Cruuz Oiled in Bikini Strip!
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Janelle Monae Flashing Tit in Conert!
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Stewardess agrees to give blowjob in exchange for cash
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Peeing on her BMW
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Why Was This Filmed?
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Bouncing The Boobies (GIF)
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Billie Eilish Downblouse Cleavage + Tounge!
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Waiter Gets a Tip!
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Instagram Of The Day: ZIENASONNE
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Bonus Butts #419
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6 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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The Khaleesi (Emilia Clarke) bares a nipple in The Pod Generation
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New Dance Craze (GIF)
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Big Boob TikTok Strip!
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Teen has no idea there’s a hidden cam in massage parlor
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Ashanti Bending Over in Concert!
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Heidi Klum Topless at the Beach in Capri!
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The Eroticism Of JAROSLAV MONCHAK
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Stella Hudgens Bares All: Provocative BDSM Photo Shoot Unveiled
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Úrsula Corberó naked in episode 5 of Burning Body
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Hot Pamela Anderson
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Laura Giraudi nude
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2023

10

Oct

Drea de Matteo See Through Shirt of the Day

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I figure that since this site is a relic of the past, a fucking dinosaur that reminds us of what the internet once was and why it is no longer that way….

I might as well only feature dinosaur women who have a lot in common with a motherfucker like me, because they just don’t give up, even though they probably should, but unlike me, they probably make money off their weirdo fans doing it, and unlike me, they’ve probably already got a shit ton of money in the bank, because unlike me, they were all relevant at their prime….and are just holding onto that dream all these years later.

I don’t hate on Drea, even though I didn’t watch the Sopranos, I appreciate that she was Waylon Jennings’ daughter in law, not that she ever met Waylon, but rather put up with his offspring who has ridden Waylon’s reputation as outlaw in the most candy-coated rich brat LA kid kind of way….but when your dad’s that cool, you’re kind fucked, like Drea was when getting knocked up with that Jennings cud.

Point being, you’d hope her OnlyFans content was less mom who got her first digital camera trying to get her husband jealous enough to show some interest in her, because there is such thing as this is a little too real…

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2023

10

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I like tiny tits, because they are still tits and you should too because if you don’t you’re gay….

I have been told, at least on the internet in the comment and hate mail section of this site that I am gay for liking small tits, because dudes have small tits and liking a woman’s small tit means I like dude tit, even though woman tit is still woman tit regardless of size….and not dude tit therefore not not gay….

I don’t know if there is real division on the tit size that we deal with….

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2023

10

Oct

Denise Richards See Through of the Day

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You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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2023

10

Oct

Lucy Hale Nip Slip of the Day

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Do you remember when Lucy Hale, the CW vixen was out there attending fashion week bullshit, because she’s more than just an actress, she’s also an influencer and influencers make more money than actors, which is why actors are all trying to be influencers.

In tryin to assert herself as an influencer and an actress, she’s decided to use the opportunity to get as much hype as possible around herself when going to these events for free, which is taking on an old school marketing strategy that helped build the foundation of this website….the PAPARAZZI STYLE NIP SLIP….

It’s the “Oops my tit fell out”…so the hyenas of the world go MENTAL on it, putting her back on top of her game, at least according to GOOGLE TRENDS, possibly landing her more than just a HALLMARK movie or two….because I am sure she feels she has so much to give.

I’ve already posted this nip slip, but since no one reads the site, I’ll post it again…..that’s what having EDITORIAL control over this shit MEANS.

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2023

10

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see each labia fold when a woman in said pants walks towards me…

Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see how blown out the anus is by being able to count every ridge on the star to see how old and weathered it is as the pants walk past me….and into the horizon….like the end of an old movie.

Luckily, most pants show me asshole and pussy and I’m a better pervert for it….

So here are some tight pants to celebrate how trashy and slutty all women seem to be these days….