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2017

09

Jun

Selena Gomez – Braless of the Day

Pervert Selena Gomez fans are all excited in her space outfit from a 1960s Sci/fi movie….because you can see her perky little implant…

But all I see is a midget with no ass…like how the fuck does a black dude get down with this midget with no ass…when ass is what makes the world go round…

Like any bitch can get a perky implant…it takes a special woman to be thin with an ass….

So it’s clear, he’s just using her for her celebrity, her name, because you know without the ass, she’s just a broken disney kid who is entitled, needy, unstable and annoying…spoiled…and not even that hot…

He makes he own money, he should save Selena for the K-Feds willing to make her their full time job….knowing she will die prematurely of LUPUS….

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS CLIK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Emily Blunt Super Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….

Her ass is that of a 65 year old.

So hot…if you like 65 year old women….

I can’t imagine she’s positioned as a sex icon…because whatever is going on here – is fucking gross to me.

This is so fucking sloppy, she’s melting, she’s expiring, curdling, who knows what this is, but maybe she should look into cosmetic treatments, Kardashians don’t have an ass this sloppy and they are pigs…how can this white girl be so broken down, I guess no fitness…non-working out…either way…this kind of “body positive” is bad….she has a responsibility in the career she chose to not have an ass this bad.

Posted in:Emily Blunt|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

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I still wish Robert Kardashian in his fall from the top – when Kris left him from Bruce and he went to defend OJ – even disposing of the evidence – like an accomplice…took his friend’s lead and took it to the next level – by killing Kris, her new man who is now a woman, and throw in their kids…since nothing good has come from the Kardashians…or the Jenners…they are bad for America….on all levels, I don’t care how much money they make, big business statistically are bad for America…these ones are just in the form of sluts, not OIL or whatever it is that’s killing the environment and our souls…but the point is, they are better off dead…that’s how little they contribute to society….

But at least they are braless, in a world where everyone under 25 is braless…just leave the house, despite how scary it is out there…just go for it…you’ll be amazed at how slutty girls are.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Reese Witherspoon’s Erotica for The Edit of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon was never hot to me, I just saw her as a scamming souther bitch, who played the wholesome card, and pulled off the whole Christian thing, by pumping out a bunch of kids, when really it was some satanic ritual that ate up and spat out the baby daddy Ryan Philippe, who was at his prime, to pave the way for her – to win OSCARS when really she was just a Legally Blonde chick…

It’s so weird to me, knowing she went from chubby girl who could barely act, and who got shitty movie deals….to being top tier A-List…but I will say it has to do with her agent who she married after Philippe and who her kids call dad…because the industry is a fucking scam and none of these people are talent.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Frenchy Morgan and Pornstar Shauna Sand May Look Like Corpses, But Aren’t Dead of the Day

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Shauna Sand and Frenchy Morgan are some nasty, but skinny, blonde, drug addict looking hookers who have been exposing themselves for low level attention that has worked…thanks to the number of perverts out there…

I remember the Shauna Sand sex tape…it was so bad…..and now both are old, and their shamelessness is more depressing to look at than anything, unless you’re like me and fucking love it…because they both look like fucking corpses despite not being dead…but might as well be dead since no one cares about them..

And really, I just wonder what these pics smell like….

Posted in:Frenchy Morgan|SFW|Shauna Sand

2017

09

Jun

Ariel Winter of the Day

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I wrote this tweet to Ariel Winter, the body positive activist who likes to justify her contribution to the world as an empowered puppet, by wearing slutty clothing…that she feels you shouldn’t judge her for…but doesn’t offer us a reason why she likes wearing slutty clothing…since there’s obviously a reason for it – no matter why she justifies it…since she’s already on TV and doesn’t need the attention…

hey @arielwinter1 what’s your favorite love song…don’t say McDonalds….

She didn’t answer me…but maybe because she was at a Dodgers event.where she forgot to bring her neck…

Here’s her inspirational justification of her whoring…

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2017

09

Jun

Alyssa Arce Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is alright…

This is some instagram style bikini photoshoot…and I wouldn’t say it’s innovative or magical or inspiring…but I will say…why change a good thing…keep em coming…and this Alyssa Arce…along with all the other bitches doing the same piss toned bikini pics..looks lovely enough for me…

You don’t need to know who these sluts are…you just need to look at them like they want you to…empowering…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Clickbait…

Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it…but she is clickbait when in a bikini doing model shit that is hardly erotic or exciting…but bikinis and bathing suits…even in a world where that’s all I see on social media…people are into lookin’….

I’m sure I’ve seen her tits before, but it’s so hard to keep track in a world where I’ve seen everyone’s tits, or can ask anyone for tit pics and get them, becuase they are just tits.

I don’t know what to do or how to handle this information overload…