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2017

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend was spent negotiating with dads in the dog park about what they would do if their daughter got into sex work..

My argument was that if she’s gonna do it for money, at least she enterprising since all these girls are giving it away for free…or promises of shit..while money, now it’s a career and she’s entrepreneurial…even though most hookers, especially the one who died sucking dick in a car I witnessed get in an accident last week – are pretty fucking dumb….

There wasn’t really much resolve in our debate…because his daughter was 12, not quite 18 yet making me a bad person for discussing her future, while people discuss their kids future all the time, even before the fucking thing is shat out of the womb…but also because she was too busy talking about her instagram follower to following ratio, the Kardashians, and Kylie’s new make-up line..and that the latest expression is “CASH ME OUSSIDE”…from a Dr Phil guest who wanted to brawl his bald dopey head…

…so she’s already on the right path to modern day sex work…We live in a terrible place….but at least there is SMUT everywhere I look, I can’t even keep track of it.

Here are some stepLINKS…

J.Lo and A.Rod Went to the bahamas
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New Wonder Woman Trailer
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Kids Crash the BBC Interview
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Sluts at the Teen Choice Awards
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The Man who was Godzilla
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Why Did T-Rex Have Small Arms
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Chris Hemsworth Working Out Topless
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Michelle Rodriguez as a Tranny
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Anna Kendrick’s Annoying Mouth in a Trailer
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The Weeknd with Daft Punk’s New Video
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Spongebob Predicted Memes
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Being on Full House Pays – Check Out Aunt Becky’s House
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Lindsay Lohan Got is Starting a Head Scarf Line…
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2017

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve seen your ANUS already asshole…is my life philosophy….

Speaking of assholes…I feel like an asshole because I witnessed a head on car accident the other day, later found out the girl passenger died, but I didn’t go check out the corpse even though I hate people but didn’t really bother because seeing all the hype of all the bystanders was less appealing than seeing a dead person…not to mention I figured everyone involved were alive since it was in the middle of a regular city street…

Well today, I overheard paramedics chatting about the accident and it turns out the girl who died was a Hooker giving the dude I saw getting a blowjob….so I missed the chance to see a dead hooker post Blowjob… and now I just wish I got up close to see the dead Hooker in blowjob stance….because that I know she’s a dead Hooker and dead hookers are wonderful….if you’re not the one who killed them…even if you think you’re putting them out of misery….because hooker life is a shitty life…

The christians would argue that Harlot got what Harlot deserved for being so classy…and sucking dick in driving cars like a thrill seeking hooker…instead of practicing safe sex….

That said…here are some stepLINKS

Kristen Stewart on Being a Lesbian
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Vintage Ads Used in an Amazing Anti Trump Campaign….because his Quotes are LOLz…
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Brielle Biermann Big Tits
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Hot Naked Autumn Kendrick
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Kristen Stewart 90s Lesbian
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Egyptian Army Orchestra Destroying National Anthems
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Nicole Kidman Hot and Naked
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini ASs Has a Hawaii Adventure
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Charlize THeron – Not So Erotica
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Lindsay Pelas Bikini
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Brie Larson Hiding her Boobs
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Paris Jackson Hides Her Nipples
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Bikini Model – Danielle Herrington
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Why Don’t Planes Fly Faster
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Lisa Scott Flash
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Disney’s Zootopia as a Crime Thriller
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McLaren 720s is a Crazy Car
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This is the Master of Mazes
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Some Slut in a Titty Magazine
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White Slut Preaching on Diversity
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Kid Crashes Weather Forecast
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Michelle Rodriguez – Tranny
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Harry Potter Kid Gets Mistaken by Ed Sheeran
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Nicki Minaj VS Diss Track
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Mary Kate Olsen Runs Home to Cook Dinner for her Husband…right
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn
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80s Porn
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Afternoon Random Tumblr Porn – Cuz We Do two Tumblr Porns of the Day
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Girl Freaks the Fuck Out During Interesting Romantic Movie
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Girl Choking Herself Crazy
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Vintage Porn Trailer
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The Jerking OFf Monkey
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Cat VS Rim Job
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Masturbating
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Some Playboy Chick and her Tits
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Busty Stripper
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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2017

10

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Milk Filled Tits and Mom Body Do a Topless Enough Photoshoot of the Day

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The highlight of these paparazzi pics is not the Mert and Marcus homosex photogrpaher in the speedo taking pics of her…..or even Candice Swanepoel as a damaged mom with a shitty body that she’s destroyed due to childbirth but that she’s working on getting back and is confident enough to bringing it out for photoshoots so that she can stay relevant, in the mix, exist…as it gets her paid…even though her ass is far less substantial…as she’s old….a real fucking situation….aging…whether from South Africa with AIDS and Racist or not…but probably not because she’s holding the Scary Spice scary implant ravaged nipples….

It’s biology and she’s on the decline…and she’s riding that slippery slop in high waisted bottoms, because no one needs to see her ravaged stomach or battered pussy womb…

However…the milk filled tits…those are ok…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2017

10

Mar

Sofia Richie Ratchet Rich Kid Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie is one of these new generation rich kid from LA fame whores, who is very current, very relevant, hangs out with all the right people, because they all hang out together, as they run the same scam of living the expensive life, being hired by companies to promote shit, in a rich kids of instagram…from some elitist class of garbage…very expensive garbage…

So she’s the bio daughter of Lionel Richie, a creeper in his own right, sister of adopted Nicole Richie, also a fucking brat….but now an established business person…..she hangs with Hadids, Jenners, Baldwins…fucking Peltz and fucking all these other idiots…and now she wears see through tops since it’s the style of the time…the nipples are ratchet enough, edgy enough, high concept enough for them to help promote their bullshit selves…

It’s like why do school, or work, or build up a talent, when you can get paid to fuckign selfie cuz you’re daddy was an 80s love song icon…and your friends are as vapid as you…Garbage…

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

10

Mar

Kate Hudson Braless TIts Got Nipple of the Day

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Kate Hudson, known for her ass and being as slutty Hollywood rich kid, in an era before social media since she’s old as fuck, so instead of landing a modeling career, she got a romantic comedy acting career, and has systematically had sex with everyone in Hollywood as rich kids do….it fills their void that drugs doesn’t fill…and in the process she had premature pregnancy, she lead homie Owen Wilson to attempt suicide and now she’s got tits….miraculous tits…that despite being old are perky thanks to comsmetic surgery her face seems to be all about…right…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still semi fascinated, but really, but when I see pics of Rihanna. I am semi fascinated with how her story unfolded. I am confused as to how some girl from the islands who can barely sing became some puppet popstar that eventually got edgier and edgier as the market went in that direction and made stupid fucking money. It just makes no sense.

Why did they decided to put money into her, create her, build her, because you know she didn’t do any of it on her own…

Not to mention, I know people who went to High School with her and they all have told me that she was a child hooker turning tricks at the local Karaoke bar…a story that NO ONE has ever explored or exposed and that just goes ignored…

Was she created and sold by sexual predators…or is this just all one big coincidence…and does it even matter now that she’s made it, cuz it didn’t matter when she was coming up…but I know there’s a weird back story…that we will never know…and instead we just get to stare at her tit in a bikini top..and her titties look FILLED UP…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Ella Weisskamp Naked of the Day

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I did a post on this ELLA WEISSKAMP model with great tits – who takes tit pics – to get ahead – or because she’s a powerful woman who doesn’t need to take the day off work on Women’s Day to protest her solidarity to the cause of women’s rights, because girl doesn’t actually work…she’s just naked all day, pretends it’s for freedom, equality, whatever, and I fucking that hustle…especially when I know the real motives…

Well, i was very into her tits two days ago, even though I am in a one sided instagram following relationship with her….and I still am into her tits…because of the one sided instagram relationship…because I like tits…and I like rejection..and tits that reject me..when they are on this trying to be an artist or muse shit…IS amazing..

Her face looks hot in these pics!

Posted in:Ella Weisskamp

2017

10

Mar

Rat Cow Does Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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Rat Cow irritates me….I mean sure, she’s got a great set of tits, a great body, a mouth she probably puts to good use sucking celebrity cock, while maintaining a relationship with her boyfriend she carts around the world where she is attempting to polarize her existence to be a socialite, not a titty model, when we all know she’s just the Instagram version of Tila Tequila and we know how that ended….it ended…because this shit ends…it’s fleeting and she’s old news..

So she can stage paparazzi pics, she can get invites to fashion week, she can make her millions a year – from social media following…and she deserves it, she’s done it, she built it…but that doesn’t mean she’s awesome, or cool, or interesting…it means she’s a tactical user, who knows how to use her tits, and I guess that alone is amazing…and I guess…I shouldn’t be irritated by her….or that She’s a low level titty model because titty models…no matter how low level or well followed they are…still have tits I like looking at…And if your soul purpose is to have an audience and sell product as you polarize yourself….

I do like calling her Rat Cow though…cuz she is a rat and besides her tits – that’s my favorite thing about this cheesy fucking promo model people still like because people don’t unfollow people…

I prefer her nude selfies she leaked for attention….. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Rat Cow|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Aiste Krikstaponyte Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Aiste Krikstaponyte is pretty amazing, not because she’s a 5 foot 11 european model who apparently actually models…but because she’s got under 2000 followers on Instagram, unless I am looking at the wrong account, that I won’t link here because I want to keep her thirsty enough to do these nude beach shoots for attention…because I like when the model are virtually invisible, they need people like me more than those already established….and being needed isn’t really of interest to me, I am pretty good at disappointing people…but it is nice to know that they are less cunty…

It’s also nice to know that they’ll bust out their nipples since they are just nipples…and nipples aren’t supposed to be sexualized…especially not on a euro chick…where nipples are like a shirt…

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2017

10

Mar

Madison Headrick by Creeper Randall Slavin of the Day

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Madison Headrick is some not so famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM model which nowadays is the basis of all things….but she’s got 70,000 followers and that alone makes her more important than me…and is a big improvement over this time last year….but then again, when you factor in her tits or her willingness to do creative nude shoots with photographers who have shot for Victoria’s Secret, while being signed to the same agency that a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls are signed to, it’d be safe to assume she’s being groomed to be the next on their roster of promo models they make famous and blow the fuck out of the water…

Not to mention, she’s an actual American, from SC, which is massive considering we live in a world where all hot chicks are not American…but rather are immigrants and in this patriotic, loyal to your country, made in America shit…nationalist shit all brands will need one of these last remaining skinny american women who look good to pretend they don’t outsource everything..

She’s naked, she’s hot, I like it.

Posted in:Madison Headrick|SFW