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2017

03

Mar

Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day

Bar Refaeli….new mom with a rich guy she married – after being a coke and party slut of Tel Aviv thanks to being all famous and having had famous cock in her – is BACK….proving why the Jewish people are the chosen ones…but also giving Jewish guys hope to find a nice Israeli girl who has a bunch of different level of genetics up in her…that she doesn’t look like some kind of inbred troll….and I am a bit of fan..

Sure she’s old, she’s bigger, but she’s a classic…and has seem some shit…with her big old tits…and I’m glad to see her existing…even though I pretty much forgot about her…as I do with most pregnancy stories…

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2017

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Slutty in Town & Country of the Day

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Katie Holmes is making Town & Country a little fucking racy…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

But she still looks pretty good…ROBOTS rot differently than humans…and maybe getting that Jamie Fox dick keeps her glowing…like giving reverse birth daily…

Fascinating…but I like that back shot…no face on a little monster is HOT…

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2017

03

Mar

Liza Kei is Pretty Fucking GOod of the Day

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Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless…

To me, she’s an instagram model on some hustel to get more followers, but she’s only at 20k so she’s not annoying and I can look at her bikini shoot like the pure and beautiful angel opportunist that she is..

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2017

03

Mar

Window To Halston Sage’s Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who this is but her name is Halston Sage and she is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs I would never know of – but write about anyway….

She was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who only believes in 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation…..the future…

I’ve said this about Halston Sage before…and I stick to it…and I just like that she’s got big tits…that she shows off…because that’s what big tits are for…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

03

Mar

Josephine Skriver in a Bra Top of the Day

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Josephine Skriver the robot – or genetically modified – created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret or maybe they were funded by Victoria’s Secret….and now she’s an it girl…

An it girl who looks amazing, who speaks to sexuality, homos and gender equality shit…because of her creators she calls dead…like some Edward Scissorhand shit…

She’s in a hot slutty top….wherever she is…with bodyguards because she’s that important…she’s a prototype…they can’t destroy or let get hurt…they have too much technology invested in this hotness…

: AG_174691 – ** RESTRICTIONS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Paris, FRANCE – Paris, France – Josephine Skriver smiles for the cameras as she leaves L’Avenue Restaurant during Paris Fashion Week. Josephine shows some skin as she leaves wearing a only a lacy bra for a top. Pictured: Josephine Skriver AKM-GSI 2 MARCH 2017 Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com Mark Satter (317) 691-9592 msatter@akmgsi.com or sales@akmgsi.com

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2017

03

Mar

Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna beat her up like she was Chris Brown….

I don’t even know if she’s become a Rihanna impersonator officially, working on cruises and Casinos across America….because she’s used her tits to scam her way into bigger things…like Hosting TV shows…but she’s still garbage to me.

She did a Lingerie thing….Getting paid…

A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Mar 2, 2017 at 5:55am PST

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2017

03

Mar

Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day

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In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit….

She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs..

Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible…

The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god…

It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right.

Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right.

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2017

03

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is topless in a movie, because she’s a Lesbian, or maybe because she’s trying to have more substance or depth…who knows or cares…what matters is the little Lesbian tits…and really…her ass…from her recent photoshoot isn’t all that bad at all…..so I’m kinda digging this version of lesbian….

I have nothing more to say about uninteresting trash from twilight looking for redemption – other than she fucks Victoria’s Secret models…so we got some similar interests…making her better…

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2017

03

Mar

Beyonce Pregnant in a Tight Dress GIF of the Day

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This Beyonce GIF….from the Oscars is what you’d expect from a self involved, narcissitic cunt, who is breeding, with two parasites eating off her Popeye’s Chicken diet….it’s slutty, trying to be sexy, erotic and disgusting all at the same time…because Beyonce…is the fucking worst…

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2017

03

Mar

Lena Dunham – Disgusting Attention Seeking Troll of the Day

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I like to start my day off with disgusting…

Lena Dunham is the worst kind of troll. Not because she’s a privileged rich kid who managed to get herself a TV show. Not because she’s a fucking hypocrite who found a hook and people use as some sort of authority. Not because she’s a body positive, understands she’s ugly piece of shit. Not because she fingered herself in bed next to her sister, or spread her sister’s vagina open when she was one year old. Not that she cried rape after waking up next to a dude she went home with, not remembering what happened…because she’s constantly angling or connecting with the feminists, the social justice warriors, the rape culture bullshit and all that really irritating shit….because she can spin it and monetize it…get attention for it…and generate her own little army… She’s not even the worst because of her writing, her politics, her annoying never shut the fuck up, hangs with Taylor Swift…tries to get more and more famous daily…

She’s the worst because she gets naked all the fucking time and thinks it’s ok, because she’s a narcissistic ego who thinks she’s the best, and her body, although naked….is worth being seen….and I think she’s one of the main people who gets naked who I don’t want to see naked…and I usually like seeing even the most disgusting things naked….

Well she got a Rihanna inspired “Woman Shield” by a “woman” because “woman power”…even though it’s her first time getting a tattoo from a woman….proving yet again she’s a fucking lie…that should put her damn shirt on….

This was her caption…

This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn’t chide me for copying @badgalriri’s placement.

Let’s hope he experiences real pain to cry over one day soon….and if I had people reading the site and commenting I’d ask for suggestion on how you’d want to see her die…

What a fucking pile of last week’s kitchen waste…the worst….

If you’re more interested in seeing her spirit animal – Rihanna – Accepting some Humanitarian award CLICK HERE

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