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2023

01

Aug

Sami Sheen Erotica of the Day

This is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter, who launched an OnlyFans when she turned 18, because you know that’s the lifestyle she aspires to be part of, thanks to being raised in degeneracy by some serious perverts that we can only assume had some fetishes that were likely illegal in most states…

In being a classy young rich girl from a gated community who had a steady stream of porn stars sleeping in the guest room and laying out by daddy’s AIDS pool, she’s got her tongue out in her underwear, rocking prison tats like a gutter and abused girl you’d expect to find in the porn industry, at least before it was mainstream and its’ all so barely edgey, but skinny broken rich girls who look like they were victims of abuse are a thing, a fetish, and when they sexualize themselves from that abuse rather than prude themselves up or go fat lesbian who eats her feelings, their tongues can do wonderful things…

Sami Sheen is good.

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2023

01

Aug

Nina Dobrev Swimsuit of the Day

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Nina Dobrev was at one time a Canadian Refugee, using the lenient Canadian immigration laws to give her and her family a better life, through maple syrup, free healthcare and all those other social services that keep the country high taxed and highly fucking gay….

Only for her to fuck off, to leave Canada for the USA because opportunity knocked, never to come back here again, never to pay back any of those taxes spent on allowing her to be human trafficked throughout North America like some kind of sex worker, since that’s basically what being an actress is….

She’s currently fucking Shaun White, the billionaire snowboarder who is more importantly a GINGER, so you know that she’s still into the wallet….and when you’re Eastern European, it’s just part of your culture, along with BORSCHT and Burnt Milk…

She’s in a one-piece, probably pregnant, she’s of that age and I find her hot enough for a mid 30s white girl getting drunk in a piss pool…

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2023

01

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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2023

01

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is rich as shit, an accomplished celebrity in the song and dance, acting and producing world, where she’s gone onto invest in a lot of things that get her paid, as well as buy stupidly expensive real estate to add to her retardedly huge pile of money she’s got…give it up, relax, why bother?

She’s also old as shit, recently celebrating her 300th birthday, where she put out his bikini video of her J,Lo body doing some sorty of dance in her bikini like she was still a 20 year old slut at a pool party ready to suck dick for her first record deal….

I’m not overly excited by 300 year old dinosaurs or vampires sexualizing themselves, because they get positive feedback when they do it, it’s a little too much like when a fat girl posts an instagram pic and all the girls she works with write “Fierce” or “SLAY”….or anything besides “They make bikinis in that size?”…

Not to mention her agedness is making her look like a man, IT’s GIVING Tranny, and as a transphobe I don’t like it, even if brands like Bud Light do….

The issue is the GREY PUBIC HAIRED monster who dropped her last egg 5 years ago is on her HGH and other STEM CELL treatment trying to game the system, trying to age out in an unnatural way, not fading out and doing a comeback tour every few years, but instead producing IG smut….is taking jobs from the next generation, when she’s already made it, save room for the next generation, you wide hipped menopause pile of shit…

I don’t even want to know what Ben Affleck’s leather skinned cum sock / pocket pussy smells like….but here’s her famous overrated ass being a whore…in a bikini!

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2023

01

Aug

Demi Lovato Swimsuit of the Day

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Demi Lovato is not dead.

However, she is all big smiles in the pool with her tits out, a little too happy for a heroin addict as far as I’m concerned. I never trust a heroin addict with such a happy demeanor, clearly she’s either a fake addict for attention, or she’s faking it for the social media hustle….

I never thought Lovato was hot, interesting, hot, sexy, hot, worthy of her celebrity from being an exploited child star who was given to handler Wilmer Valderama, you know back when she was more managed while making money for her team, before the whole falling off hard with her drug overdoses….

Despite the drug overdose, she has overcome. Which makes me think it was a psy-op to normalize addiction and be like, get on heroin kids, do it like me, it won’t impact your brand deals, your record deals, your celebrity, if anything it’ll make you more edgy and cool and less like a candy coated coddled cunt…..

CANDY COATED CODDLED CUNT…..

I mean, rich person heroin addiction is far less fun that homeless prostitute sucking dick on the streets because she has no internet access or a phone heroin addiction….but here are her trashy tits from the fat girl angles she shot them from…

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2023

01

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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With all the marketing around big tits in this tit obsessed world, at least in your tit obsessed country, that makes billionaires out of big tits, and they don’t even have to be real tits, they just have to be shameless, self promoting, big tits….but with all the marketing and hype and success stories around big tits, that the tiny tits would feel sad, worthless, second rate and ashamed….

You’d think that Tiny Tits would appreciate being grabbed in the grocery store when standing too close to the dairy fridge after a flash summer storm, or even apprecaite being stared at in their braless tiny tit glory.

You know, like a retard on the bench at the little league game finally being brought up to bat, his time to shine in a world of able non retards consistently taking his spot….

As it turns out, if you’re me, they like being left the fuck alone, no putting your mouth on them and saying Momma to give them that feeling of being big and useful, because tiny tits hate me as much as big tits….

But I love tiny tits and will continue my quest for the Tiny Tit….

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2023

01

Aug

Cara Delevingne Cleaned Up of the Day

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I guess Cara Delevingne who was acting pretty fucking weird over the last few years, probably a vaccine injury, or worms in her brain from eating Ashley Benson’s ass, at least according to their sext video that was released a few weeks ago, where she says something about eating Ashley Benson’s ass for 20 minutes, to which Ashley Benson eagerly said “stop turning me on”….back in their romantic days, before Benson took some anti-parasitic medication and went back to the dick….fueled by CUM not by fake socialite model tongue in her ass…

Anyway, she did other weird things at events, got sober, now wears dresses with her cleavage out and it’s about as exciting to jerk off to as the balcony that she’s on….NOT VERY ExCITING at all, but I am in too deep and must push PUBLISH on this artistic and creative expression I do when staring at famous, self important, marketed as important tits…

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2023

01

Aug

Billie Eilish Fishnet Fetish of the Day

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Bille Eilish is being so hip in her ski mask, it feels so familiar to me, seeing as I am all about being anonymous and masked in this terrible over sharing and over exposed world of everyone wanting to be seen.

I’m not saying that if I ever took off the mask and decided to be a podcast host, influencer, singer song writer, tap dancer, small penis pornstar with an onlyfans, cam girl cuz I’m trans, you know I have options, that I’d be famous, but I would be a little more thirsty for attention than I already am, which isn’t very thirsty for attention at all, I’ve never actually marketed this bullshit, proven by the 2 of you who ended up here googling “grey pubic hair”….

So in my case, the mask doesn’t make me mysterious or exciting and unmasking doesn make me more relevant, important, famous, appreciated, rich, which would really not be that hard to achieve seeing as if another 2 people googled “grey pubic hair” I’d be double the relevant…..

I’m just saying I’m a brown paper bag kind of guy, who isn’t a S&M BDSM Fetishist, but who doesn’t like getting distracted by ugly faces, which is something that masks do a great job of solving…

So as fat and super famous Billie Eilish roles around in fishnets and shorts like some kind of Comicon freak in Cosplay, she looks better doing it masked..

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2023

01

Aug

Selena Gomez’s Organ Farm Francia Raisa in a Thong Bikini of the Day

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Francia Raisa is the most insane Selena Gomez groupie, or opportunist pretending to be a best friend to Selena Gomez, because she literally gave up her kidney for the bitch.

Instead of going viral and getting all the high profile work you’d expect a hero who saved Selena Gomez to get, she became part of the rumormill around Selena Gomez and her having beef, or her being used by Selena Gomez for her organs, and other things that didn’t equal money.

We don’t know if the real story involves Selena Gomez buying Francia’s kidney, I’m sure there are laws around that and the better story for the media is that she gave it up out of the kindness of her heart, but we do live in a world of rich people buying babies from surrogates and shit, so it is most likely a transactional thing.

Either way, Francia, who was an organ farm for Selena, no word on whether they also swapped out their vaginas or reproductive organs, you know while under the knife you might as well get some breast implants at the same time….

She is on the beach in LA, doing some clickbait volleyball, wearing an aggressive thong for the paparazzi, because when your attention seeking as Selena Gomez’s organ farm doesn’t pan out, use the big ass, and big ass is what she’s got….

That whole losing the Kidney clearly did not take any of her ass with it, if anything, maybe removing kidneys brings the ass better than a BBL….less intrusive…unless the ass came with the Kidney transplant…when under the knife you might as well get an ass…

I don’t know what the other skin condition she’s got going on is, probably cupping, but I guess when you only have 1 kidney, you do whatever you can to detox….unless that’s not cupping and just disease from a struggling singular kidney after selling the back-up to a celebrity.

That may be a giant jiggly cellulite ridden ass, but if organ donors or people harvested for their organs are your fetish, you take what you get, and really, dudes like ass this fat, it’s not quite gross enough to hate.

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2023

01

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Bathing suits make the whole world go round…at least on the internet, which for you virgin losers is basically the whole world, because without the internet, your masturbation practices would be far more criminal….especially when it comes to jerking off to bitches you work with and know, but on the internet, that shit is produced and fed to you with every bikini-clad beach vacation.

So here are some people posting swimsuits for no reason but to show off the swimsuits because everyone knows that’s the only thing people want to see a motherfucker wear.

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