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2017

15

Mar

Eva Longoria in Swimsuits of the Day

People love Eva Longoria….she’s an international star, maybe because she’s not white and the Mexicans and Spanish speaking people find her sincere and exciting in her charity work and Desperate Housewives shit she still leverages…

But she always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I felt she was a pawn in some ABC primetime drama and I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humiliated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job….

But here she is trying on bathing suits regardless..and she’s not all that bad for an old Mexican…I mean I wish that’s what the Mexicans at the Mexican restaurants I go to looked like…instead they are fat and neckless…

Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Alyssa Arce Nude Selfies of the Day

Alyssa Arce is a Playboy chick who we’ve all seen naked…she’s got the average face but the hot as fuck big titty body that she put to good use and got paid to be naked rather than doing all the free naked shit all these other girls are doing now – and maybe that’s just because of timing….

So seeing her be part of this nude pic leak that’s happening today – is almost surprising considering her nudes are already out there….but that doesn’t take away from the fact that they are still nude selfies a fetish we all have and that woman seem to love participating in like exhibitionists – despite the simple fact that the internet saves data and eventually some pervert will break into your account and release your shit – unless that pervert is just your PR and marketing team trying to get your name out there…either way – whether we’ve seen her pussy already or not…these pics are still new and exciting – and I never get bored of a pussy pic – even if it’s a pussy I’ve seen 1000 times before – it’s pretty much a talent…the only talent I have…while this Aleyssa Arce girl’s got some talents of her own…I mean…those tits…Next level..

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2017

15

Mar

Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day

Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model….

Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD…

You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard..

NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do..

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2017

15

Mar

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day

I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit…

So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits…

Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors..

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day

Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening…

Apparently there’s a sex tape being shopped around for 500,000 dollars, I can’t imagine in this era of seeing everyone naked that it would sell for more than 5,000 dollars, and that’s just to a rich guy with 5,000 dollars laying around that he can use to get the legal rights to post for jokes, because no one gives a fuck about Mischa barton..

She’s a mentally unstable head case, addict, who hasn’t had work in years, making me think based on doing low level model shoots that she’s on her way to sex tape to get some attention and possibly become a Kardashian…but it won’t happen..

Not to mention, this is the era of putting out sex for free, it’s part of the job, so the 500,000 dollar mark is a little fucking nuts…but I’d still watch her fuck…and when it happens, I’ll be there to watch it…she’s got nostaglic value to me…her show, THE OC, was something I’d watch and bring to college bars which got me laid at least once…so I owe her enough decency to stare at her pussy getting fucked..or eating a bikini bottom…either way.. I am a fan..

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day

Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton…

She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day

Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover..

Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid….

She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that…

Posted in:Eva Mendes|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Dude Who Loves the Coyote Ugly Girls and Other Videos of the Day

Dancing with the Wrong Woman

Being Woke after a Rough Night

Woman Gets Run Over in Mexico

Weird Japanese Video…

Croc VS Circus Performaer Face

Robbery Suspect Gets Shot

Dragged Under Snow Mobile…

Whitest Fight on the Golf Course..

Playful Dolphins

Dog Makes Chicken its Wife

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2017

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to the facebook reminders – on this day 2 years ago – I was let out of facebook quarantine for making some joke that someone found offensive. I think I told someone I would rape them or that I wanted them to be raped and that word was a trigger for the fascists at the evil empire….

I thought it was funny that I got basically grounded like they were my mom and dad, even though I don’t have a mom and dad, as they control society, our minds, the content we read, what sites or articles we see….all while we stupidly use their platform for our egos, or to creep on friends who aren’t our friends and who we hate to judge what they are doing…all while making these assholes stupid levels of money…

Not much has changed, it’s worse now than ever…and they can’t be beat…but….I still find rape jokes funny and here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening…
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Sluts in the Blind Fold Make-Up Challenge
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The Art of the Danish Hot Dog is not the Name of a Porn
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Megan Fox Lingerie
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Prince William Doing Some 90s Dance Moves in the Club
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Doctor Who Has a New Trailer
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Dave Chappelle’s Trailer for his New Comedy Special
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Dream Girl of the Day (NSFW)
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Evolution of Tap Dance…for the Fags…
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Ben Affleck Out of Rehab Again
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Dude Crashes into a Lamborghini Dealership
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