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2017

09

May

Bella Thorne and her Puffy Nipples of the Day

I had a dream about the one ginger I used to talk to in high school…she had no friend because gingers historically have been creepy as fuck, but she had tits and that was enough of a selling point to me…unfortunately, instead of realizing that fire crotch was a good thing, I used to point and scream fire crotch at her, and gag thinking of the contrast of her pink pussy on pale skin with orange bush…I was young, it was the 80s, girls had bush, I didn’t know it was a delicacy and I guess a lot of gingers don’t realize how great it is either, as they wax and shave it off…

But as an old man perver, I regret not seducing the friendly big titty redhead back then, I could have made a single mother out of her….teen mom in the 80s was KEY…to ruining your life…you didn’t Farrah Abraham that shit, you worked at Walmart with that shit, or KMart because we didn’t have Walmart at the time

ANYWAY…Bella Thorne and her puffy youthful nipples allow me to relive something so gross, that in my sexual development has become so hot….so I thank her for that…

Keep on bringing the self produced smut. It’s important.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

09

May

Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents….

Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

09

May

Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day

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Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness…

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone.

BUT she is still old.

Posted in:Myleene Klass|SFW

2017

09

May

Emily Labowe Hot Model of the DAy

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Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit…and exciting she is..but it’s in black and white, possibly on film, so that makes it art you know, not porn…it’s the very fine line that makes it masterful…

I don’t know who the photographer is, but he’s named Danny Lane, and he gets hot girls naked for the internet, so he must be a god, unless of course she’s into being naked on the internet – something that will forever confuse me…because I am old school internet…an era where people getting naked on internet was a slut shaming, suicide inducing thing…

Magic….or whatever this maybe.

Hairy…cuz of feminism…which works for my hairy girl fetish, so feminism is porn to me….I like it….because it gives me everything I want, empowered women, nudity, bush…and a lot of nonsense that I can laugh at…GOOD TIMES.

Posted in:Emily Labowe

2017

09

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Tits, Scary Face, Less Fat of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big tits have been wonderful tits for twenty years, but 20 years ago, her wonderful tits are less wonderful after a bout of 20 years.

From hot Jennifer Love Hewitt, to fat Jennifer Love Hewitt, to this Jennifer Love Hewitt face…that has seen better days.

But she is still Jennifer Love Hewitt and her face has never been her story…a story she’s trying to remind you in this dress.

Boring, but it is Jennifer Love Hewitt. What do you expect.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|SFW

2017

09

May

Couple Having Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Has Car Sex in Parking Lot..

Woman VS Puddle

Attention Walmart Shoppers

Coffin Hits Two Men in a Grave

The Story of my Life

High School Fight

Woman Beaten and Robbed in NY

Employees VS Rats…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Rape Culture….so as a decent man, I figure I will participate in this whole social justice warrior fight for consent, because I do believe rape is wrong…..and that consent is essential…so as an ADULT trying to do the right thing…I always hit up the girl who’s pic I am jerking off to on instagram and say “I’m about to cum to you, can I cum to you, tell me to cum to you”…before actually cumming to her…

For some reason, you still get called a rapey pervert, freak….SO the moral of the story is to not even bother….you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t…girls are unappreciative no matter what.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Blade Runner New Trailer
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Guess Who’s Running for Congress
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Real Housewife in a Bathing Suit – Terrifying
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Some Dude Named Tom Holland – Billy Elliot – Married to Some Bitch I Wrote About Last Week but Forget is Doing Rihanna Umbrella in Drag…It’s pretty Legendary….
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Banksy on BRexit
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Porn Chick with a Squirt Gun
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Kate Upton’s Huge Cleavage
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Spaghetti in a Meatball – Oh My
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George Michael’s Depressing Last Days..
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Globe Chess Boards for the Virgins
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s not much weirder than trying to stick your dick in a girl’s ass and having her jump into the fetal position crying….especially when you assumed she was sleeping when you did it…you know the whole reason you got her drunk in the first place…

You’re forced to realize, you’re not the first one to violate those shit filled territory….that you just assumed was customary on the first date in this world of porned up dirtbags….

Life. So wild.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chrissy Metz is a Fat Chick in a Latex Dress..
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Kate Upton Big Tits Outtake
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Madonna Naked Back
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Nicki Minaj Pays for College
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Anastasia Ashley Booty
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Kate Upton Big Tits Being Exploited by Ricky Martin
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Ashley Tisdale Black Dress…
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The New Wonder Woman Trailer
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More Fyre Fest Lawsuits
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The Kentucky Derby Win
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Noah Cyrus is Jailbait
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Ariel Winter and Burt Reynolds – Erotica
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Dancing Pokemon Gets Violated
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Scariest Bridges in the World
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Aly Michalka Slutty Dress
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Francesca Eastwood in See Through…
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Chloe Sevigny – Monster
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Mini Tornado in Norway
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Miranda Kerr Legs..
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Lindsay Pelas Braless…
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Bear Coming Out of the Den
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Mustang Show Off for Police Fail
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is a Babe…
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The Tiny Life of a Hamster
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Kelly Berglund Panty Outfit
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Michelle Monaghan Looking Good…
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Porn Slut Hosting Vegas Party
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Lindsay Arnold Cleavage…
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Fidget Spinner – Dumbest Invention Ever – VS Galaxy S8…
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Farrah Abraham Dressed AMAZING for her one Employer…
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Miss USA is a SLut
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Dude Finds a Fully Stocked bomb Shelter
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AMber Rose Monster Tits
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Fails of the Month
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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4 Tits – One Photo
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Romi Rain in a Swimsuit….Big Tits…
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Puppetry of the PUSSY
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First Time Anal Ends in Tears
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Naked Ass
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Do People Jerk Off to these Dumb THemed Shoots
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Amateur on Camera
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Weird Balloon Titty Fetish
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Naked Chick on her Knees in Bed
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Beard Assault
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Pussy Flash of the DAy
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4 Tits One Photo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

08

May

Caroline Vreeland Monster Topless at the Beach of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has Monster Tits on the Beach in TULUM – because if you can learn anything from the internet – it loves big tits – so pull them the fuck out…

She was an aspiring singer or actress – and ended up being some low level instagram hooker’s side kick…and because she tried all the angles, so do the topless on the beach pics, that’s what people want to see…

GOOD JOB going the easy route…low hanging fruit needs to be LOW hanging…like them full titties..

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2017

08

May

Bella Thorne is a Wifebeater and Other Shit of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still magical..I feel I posted these pics already but I am posting them again…

I don’t know if these are the same pics I posted of her last week, I can’t keep track of her young nipples she loves showing, because she loves showing them off and it’s just everyday…a new nipple pic…because it’s just nipples…which is exactly what we want these young retards thinking…so that they show us nipples…right..

I do remember the first time I saw a girl in a wife beater without a bra…it was more exciting than my fat ass in the wife beater…nipples everywhere…It was the early 90s..my first love…a girl who had massive tits and for some reason she needed to borrow a shirt, it must have been after a concert, or bar, or drunk…and all I had q wife a beater…or I guess all I was willing to trick her into wearing was a wife beater…so that I could see her tits…without actually seducing her or tricking her into sex with me…She grew up to be fat, I grew up to be a Wifebeater…some self fulfilling prophecy or some shit…

That story was boring, but Bella Thorne’s outfit is not…welcome summer….