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2017

08

May

Madison Beer Yoga Pose of the DAy

I guess I should do a titty post, I’m too busy trolling social media, you know since people don’t care about websites anymore – or what website people have to say – because we aren’t relevant on Instagram or some shit…like we were Madison Beer, a youtuber who was hired by Bieber or signed to Bieber in exchange for sex…because he likes underage girls, or has historically, from Selena Gomez to pre-18 Hailey Baldwin…to this one…who is doing some YOGA bullshit with her tits hanging out for no reason besides getting paid…which takes out the excitement in it, the creep factor, all the good..it’s like I want my voyeurism to feel authentic and organic, not something fed to me…it’s the same reason I hate porn…it’s so fucking structured and monetized like a science, whatever happened to just two people fucking…while I hide on their fire escape and watch…if you know what I mean.

She was shopping with her bald sugar daddy – or lover – with his wad of cash…and these are her legs:

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2017

08

May

FEMEN Protestors Like Showin Tit…and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady Gets Assaulted by a Dude at a Party for Asking them to Turn the Music Down

Girl Fight Ends with Fire Extinguisher

Suicidal Girl Save

It’s The End of This Woman….

Drinking a Guinness the Dumbest Way

Fair Fail…

Stage Fail

EEL Pulled From Body

Man Catches That baby!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whether you spend your morning sexting a fat girl, debating with a hot girl whether the earth is flat or not, because if American really went to the moon 50 years ago, there would be a McDonalds built on it 47 years ago, or trying to negotiate nudes with a girl by telling her you’ll buy them off her because you feel sorry for her for having a Pussy more beat up than ready to drop Porn, you know typical prove me wrong tactics….

You aren’t living up to your full potential, but I am ok with that, what else would I possibly want to be doing other than that…nothing.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning, cuz it’s monday, the day of rest…

Elderly Adele Porn
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Nicki Minaj is Paying Off College Debt…
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Kim Garner – HOT IN A BIKINI
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The Comedian Who Dresses 14 Year Olds in Dildo Costumes
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The Rally Car Almost Drives off a Cliff
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Dunkirk – The New Christopher Nolan
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Zendaya Got Tween Cleavage
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Chris Rock Cheating…Cuz He’s Rich…Makes Sense To Me…
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Chinese Grandpa Dancing
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2017

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair – so that we can feel like conjoined twins…connected in this universe…is really not taken as seriously as it should…because it’s the only thing I want to do..and bitches just laugh it off..

I don’t keep track of dates or dumb events because it’s CINCO DE MAYO after all, and as a half mexican, I feel I should be gifted in ways beyond the cultural appropriation of Tequila Mockingbird going down in Mexican restaurants everywhere today…all sombrero…drunk bitches…white girls often times who are SJWs in their own right at their colleges unaware of their hyporcisy….all day…everyday

Here are some stepLINKS…drink you cunts…drink…

Rich Cunts Smoking in the Bathroom at the Met Cuz THey Trash…
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Paris Jackson for Calvin Klein
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Shoot
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Gigi Hadid VS Taylor Swift
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Jessica Biel Timberlake’s Untouched Cuz He’s a Homo Wife
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Charlotte Flair Naked is Hilarious
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Resevoir Dogs 25 Years Later
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The First Blade Runner Teaser
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Joanna Krupa – Busty
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Naked Ashley Graham
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Grandparents VS Escalator
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Nip Slip of the Day
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LSD VS your Brain
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T2 Judgement Day – Trailer Released
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Kim Garner Bikini Shoot…
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Kendall Jenner VS India
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DIY Ping Pong Table for 1 Because You’re Sad
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Weird Elipitical Running Robot
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Anna Wintour is a Great Damme
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Lizzie Cundy Nipple
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Ashley Graham’s Biopic is Called “Eat as Much as You Can”
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Ellie Bamber – Worth a Fuck
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People Laugh At Ariel Winter Because of her Outfit at Some Media Event Where She Looks like a Trashy Trash
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Puking Wedding Minister
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The People are Awesome Compilation
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Rooney Mara’s House is Amazing
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Camila Mendes – not Hot – but Worth a Fuck
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Robots at the Wheel…
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Drake’s Baby Momma and her big Booty
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Chrissy Teigen Rant of the DAy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Greek Slut – See THrough
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Three Girls Naked Together
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Hooker Who Got Baited to Suck Dick for 25 Dollars and McNuggets
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Some Shitty Glamour Shoot of Some Slut
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Some Slut Named Sharon with the Big Tits
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Great Fucking Tits
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Lesbians!
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Throwback to a Naked Pyramid
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Cam Whore Bitten By Shark – After Being Fed to Sharks – in a Weird Promo for a Cam Site
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If Your Cum Shots Last More than an Hour…
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Great Fucking Tits
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The Way You’re Supposed to Drink Jack
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Nude Shoot of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Great Fucking Tits
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2017

05

May

Bella Thorne Eating Burgers of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wonderful.

Here’s that puffy 19 year old starlet nipple from a better angle…all self produced…wonderful.

She was in some silver skirt – BIG news

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2017

05

May

Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day

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This picture is fucking jokes…

So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her..

The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great..

Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

05

May

Kelly Rohrbach Selfies of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach was a set Sports Illustrated tits that I guess were slated to become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….or more importantly…Sex with Leonardo DiCaprio…

She was one of the vaginas that allowed Leo to Cum inside her, assuming he isn’t gay, in exchange for some press…and I guess it worked out well for her because she’s in Baywatch, the worst movie concept ever…wearing a bikini.

These are some of her selfies, non nude of course…but to promote Baywatch obviously..it’s her big break…she fucked to get her and dammit she’s gonna make it work.

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2017

05

May

Erin Heatherton Grows into Her Ass of the Day

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I forgot that after Bar Refaeli and before 100 other Victoria’s Secret models and some Sports Illustrated models…Leo Dicaprio had unprotected sex with this one…Erin Heatherton…because since being dropped by VS for being fat, eating her feelings after realizing her LEO marketing hustle didn’t pan out….we all forgot who she was…but she’s back, she’s out, the paparazzi where there…all to showcase her dumpy model ass…because body positivity or some shit.

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Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2017

05

May

Hilary Duff has Some Powerful Tree Trunk Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff would be a tough girl to charge and knock over while trying to abduct her and put her in your van….

Both because of being short and a low center of gravity, but also because her legs are fucking tree trucks, sturdy as fuck, and she’s unable to be knocked over.

I don’t know if that’s a hot quality to have…but I figure anything Hilary Duff does, like her ability to be her own security detail is lovely, not dainty, but lovely.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

05

May

Karlie Kloss in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW