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2017

05

May

Ava Sambora Crops Her Pussy Out of the Day

I know Richie Sambora, one of Bon Jovi, one of the biggest bands in the fucking world..and rockstar groupie turned actress Heather Locklear are no Bruce Jenner or Kris Kardashian…or reality star Mohammed Amut Hadid and Yolanda….or even as accomplished as Stephen Baldwin…but you’d think their hot young fit daughter willing to get half naked on social media – would be as dialed in as all these other sluts making 250,000 dollars a post on Instagram, for ONE post on instagram because they are seen as relevant….

I guess when you’re dad’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars, you don’t need to be out there hustling like a Kardashian because you know you’re set…so you can just pretend to work, while being hot and on trust fund payments…because the more famous and rich your family is..the less you have to monetize your shamelessness – but instead can be as trashy as slutty as all the other girls your age and not really have to fuck creepy rich dudes or really actually whore herself for that good life.

I am a fat fat fan…

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2017

05

May

Paper in Ass Cheeks Challenge Makes me Happy and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy ROad Rage – Dude Takes On Two Assholes

Naked man at the Met Gala – Outfit

SUV vs Bar

Teacher KNocked Out During Brawl

Woman Hits Herself with Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers Comp

Gas Clerk Getting Stabbed

Man With a Breast on his Back

Naked Czech Guy Goes to the Store

Girl Falls Off Amusement Ride and TAkes Out Two Ladies

Weirdest Goldberg Machine

3 People Ejected from Bus When it Loses Wheels..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my night drinking alone and waking up on the living room floor thinking I may have died…the way things are supposed to be…because we’re all pretty much dead anyway…and drinking to the point of a religious experience…or maybe it was a psychotic episode…I swear I saw god….means you’re doing it right…in terms of self destruction..because you don’t even need the hard drugs to take you to that place as your brain is just so mangled…

Not that I like when people talk about how drunk they got, like frat boys comparing dick size, drinking is an individual sport that doesn’t require contest or competition…

But I don’t mind when college girls tell me about how drunk they get…and what they put in their vaginas because of it…

Here are some links…

Beyonce’s New Lips are an Attempt to Make her Look Blacker
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Son Give Mom with Dementia a Robot Cat
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Resevoir Dogs 25 Years Later
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Madison Beer – Young Slut
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HOW LSD Affects your Brain
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Amy Schumer is a Fucking Pig
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Kendall Jenner Charges 250k for one IG Post
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Brad Cooper Sucks Lady Gaga Dick
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2017

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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One of my favorite things is talking about hypocritical women are, because they only look at half the story…I am body positive but I photoshop myself, I am empowered by getting naked, but I don’t get paid. I am an independent women, but I have a sugar daddy. I bought myself this expensive purse, but I still live with my mom…you know the bulshit they spew…

One of my favorite things to do is finger Autistic models who have yeast infections in the front seat of my rental car, only to make them lick my fingers clean when I’m done.

The two have nothing to do with each other.

Miley Cyrus – VS COuntry Music Fans – Because She’s Country
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Bikini a Day Girls in THongs Lookin Awful
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Kylie Jenner – Fucking Travis Scott
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Chloe Sevigny – Tranny Cleavage
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Amy Schumer’s Dad Crying when Meeting Goldie Hawn…>Weird..
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The Art of Balancing a Dirtbike
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Mom of the Year – Kim Zolciak – In a Bikini Making Blowjob Jokes
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Bella Thorne at the NYLON Party
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Jessica Biel Tight Jeans Porn
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Mariah Carey Monster Cleavage
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The Six Forgotten Giants Creepy Sculpture
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Dude Streaks College Party
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Colbert is Back on the Daily Show
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Bieber’s Indian Tour Rider
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Taylor Momsen in Concert
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Grandparents Don’t Understand Escalators
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Evolution of Christ Pratt for the Homos
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Bitches at Some Disney Event
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Alanis Morissette’s Ex Manager Going to Jail
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Young Sluts and Chritina Milian at Some Event
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House of Cards – Season 5 Trailer
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Marvels Defenders Trailer
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Meagan Good – Cameltoe
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Celine Dion Porn
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Joy Corrigan _ TOPLESS
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Joanna Krupa at Catch in West Hollywood of the Day
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Frenchy Morgan is Mine Queen
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Chris Pratt Apologizing for Offending Deaf
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Sting’s 56 Million Dollar House
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Naked Chick from 2004
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Really Huge Fucking Tits
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Slutty Cassidy Banks Being Slutty
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Classy Girls in a Hotel Room
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A Couple Fat Chicks…and Their Friend.
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Is This “Rape Culture” Behavior
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Weird Amateur Video
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Hot Monster Tits
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This Will Remind You of You…Dude On Beach Creeping Out Hot Chicks with his Dick
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Creepy Size Diffence Video
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Hot Naked Tumblr Chick
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

04

May

Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day

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I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes…

I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out…

It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want…

I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them…

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2017

04

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her breast reduction tits…are magical…if you’re a fucking weirdo who can ignore the rest of her, or who like the rest of her, or the story of Ariel Winter being super famous from a hit TV show, or you have a fat Troll Fetish….or a titty fetish….people like her…and this is her oufit….where she’s shameless….for attention or whatever this is…because this is her angle…the tits..all she has going for her…

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She also wore shorts to prove no matter how high your heels are – you can’t make troll legs long and luscious…

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Here she is at Disney Land being a pile of thick neck shit.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

04

May

Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is Florida Trash with an interesting face, hot body, and I appreciate that she has built her audience on istagram so that she gets the cheesy bikini catalog work, and I guess there is a lot of it, without being a cunt about it and heading to hollywood to cast in a reality show..because she’s got her life and scene set up in Florida, not to mention there’s all kind of Florida money rich dudes in her own backyard, plus the weather is hotter, the beaches nicer, and most importantly there’s a friendly chain of Cuban Chicken spots…

Who cares. I know. But she’s showing nipple, because bikini pics are topless pics now.

Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2017

04

May

Scarlett Johansson Mom Face at Planned Parenthood Event of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is fucking old and tired looking…

Slutty dress or not….she’s just fucking done…

It’s nice to be reminded that life is finite – and even if your spirit lives on – which I doubt it does…you face can’t keep up and eventually crashes and burns.

I always thought she was overrated, but she’s managed to have a good run, dudes still obsess over her…so maybe, that’s all there is to it….trick the retards and their loyalty will keep getting you cast in bullshit….despite you being broken down, expired milk…of a mom.

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Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

04

May

Dove Cameron Photoshoot of the Day

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I still don’t care who Dove Cameron is.

BUT I DO KNOW

She’s in a magazine…

I also know that she’s not doing a very good job competing with the young starlets trying to make it in America these days….they are fighting for likes and clicks on social media and they do it through tits…

Maybe she’s the last standing girl in the world hiding her tits – to generate some business with the judgemental Christians…since America is God Fearing…and really believe in that shit…and they can’t be having some young slut who shows her tits out there in the shows they watch…I get it…

But it’s wrong…so this post is to encourage her for more anus in the next round. I’m a great director…

Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2017

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Workin it of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio saw the paparazzi and pulled down her shirt….like a woman getting pulled over by a cop for a burnt out tail light – you know hoping to get out of the charge on some MONTANA Fishburne shit….or more approrpriate like a single mother hooker working the streets on a slow night trying to be extra appealing to the random men driving around looking for a tranny while their wife is at home with their sick kid and they just need a release…you know like most tranny fuckers do..

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