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2017

03

May

Sara Jean Underwood – Naturalist of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is a mid-30s naturalist, who I guess is into nature and camping and all the beautiful things the country has to offer. She hikes, she poses next to waterfalls and other amazing things, and she documents it in the most slutty and self involved way…

But for some reason, I think it’s an interesting hook. I mean she was in Playboy at 18, she tried to do some legit hosting, she fell into obscurity, and she made a serious and aggressive instagram comeback….

I don’t think she’s making any money doing this shit, because she pushes private snap chats and private instagrams and sells monthly memberships to her smut…but if it finances her great trips to these great places…where she can produce her smut…I am all for it..

We live in a world where everyone gets naked for instagram, in all the same poses, and places…at least some effort goes into this…and she’s a veteran and expert…as it is all she’s known..other than Ryan Seacrests daytime TV dick…

SO I support, I don’t pay her monthly subscription fees, but I’ll promote her for free, and not make fun of what is seemingly a wonderful thing!

I like that despite being freezing, she still gets naked, it is wonderful.

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2017

03

May

Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day

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Montana Fishburne is amazing…

She is the Laurence Fishburne daughter and failed sex tape star we grew to love and forgot about, because some celebrity daughters take the right route, like this one, while others become Hailey Baldwin or some shit…

She was pulled over for a DUI, found with an open bottle of booze in her car, but the highlight isn’t when she tells the cop to let her off because they are both Latino and Donald Trump means they must stay together…

The Highlight of the video is when she takes a pee on the side of the road…and the cop just allows it…because what the fuck are you really going to do…when a girl pulls her underwear off and calls herself a ratchet…

This is what I want all Celeb daughters to be, gutter, porn acting, mentally unstable, criminal record holding….queens…

Fuck that “MET GALA”…all the other bratty kids go, this is where things should be…broken, empty, daddy was too busy and famous, this is how I try to get his attention, shit…PERFECT…

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MAGICAL MAGIC…

There’s more….

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2017

03

May

Farmer has Sex with Buffalo and Other Videos of the DAy

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Wife Strips Mistress

Climbing Shelf Fail

Man Saving Stork…Dead

Arab Fight in India

Little Kid’s Hand Stuck in Escalator…Gross

Florida Man Gets Tased

Fucked Up Wedding Collapse

Idiots on Scooter Drive into a Car

Fucked up Suicide

Bike Pile Up

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2017

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so uptight, especially young girls. You tell them you have a 1950s housewife / mom fetish, and next thing you know, they are refusing to come over to change your soiled diaper after spending the day cleaning your house with a smile on her damn face, and nice dress to her ankles, and an apron on like the media TOLD me she is supposed to be and like I want her to be..

Because girls are spoiled and have spent the last 60 years fighting those traditional gender roles, even though I think it’s more feminist to have a man throw pay all the bills after working all day, and all they have to do is make fucking dinner and run the Vaccuum…a solid 2 hours of work if that….ridiculous….being a housewife is the fucking dream…

Here are some stepLINKS

Kendall Jenner – Hanging With Kermit the Frog – To Rape American Culture
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Jimmy Kimmel Crying About his Broken Son
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The Paper Notorious B.I.G. Slinky Statue..>What?
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The Due Who Made the Giant Mouse Traphttp://videosthatsuck.com/?video=giant-mouse-trap- CLICK HERE

Christina Hendricks Tits for her 100th Bday
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The Unappreciative Kid Rosie Bought is Sharing Stories About Rosie Being an Angry Lesbian
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TOM CRUISE KISSED A GIRL
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Catching a Shark in Georgia
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2017

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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This transgender thing is transcending into everyday life…

Women are no longer women…because they are no longer maternal. Which is what defines being a woman. They have a uterus, but yet every every girl I talk to refuses to have kids…They just want kids as a tactic to retire…

At least based on “Come over I need my diaper changed”

It’s like be maternal…that is what the uterus is for….

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Weeknd Shoving Face in Selena Gomez Tits
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Selena Gomez Making Out with The Weeknd
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Dude Builds a Crazy Drifting Track
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Elon Musk’s New Boring Company…”Tunnels”
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Yes Julz Bikini
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Bieber is Not Dating Hailee Steinfeld
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Bella Hadid Smoking in the Bathroom at the Met Gala
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Bella Thorne Booty Shorts
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Halle Berry at the Met
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Bella Hadid – UnderBOOB
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Selena Weber Bikini of the DAy
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Cavs Fans Find Out Tristan Thompson Dumped Khloe Kardashian
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It Comes at Night Trailer….
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Own Man – the Dumb Horror Prank
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Paris Jackson – Horrible Upskirt
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The 25,000 Dollar Taco Sold for 7,000 Dollars….I Like Dumb Mexican News…
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Homeless Pitbull Gives Birth in a Rainstorm
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More Celine Dion Erotica
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DIY – Clear Samsung Galazy
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Jessica Alba – Shitty Mom Cleavage
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Maisie Williams – Horrible Upskirt
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Daytime TV just Got Super Faggot
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Porn Stars Do Yoga
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Water Powered Hammer
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AMy Schumer’s Monster Tits at the Met Gala – Even Though She Said She Hates the Met Gala – But Now that SHe’s Invited to the Met Gala – She Likes It….Because that’s How Fat Chicks Who JUst Want to Fit In Are…
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Rihanna – Fat Thighs
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Adriana Lima – Showing Off Her Legs
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Will Smith Son Brings His Hair as a Date
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Tom Clancy is Rich as Fuck – Here is His House
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Claire Danes Dresses Like She’s Covered in Toilet Paper
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Threesome of the Day
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Cam Whore Left Speechless
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Cheesy Workout Strip
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Hot Slut from TUMBLR
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Weird Wife / Husband Sex
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“Are You Ready to be a Single Mother” the Sex Tape
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Naked Chick in the Snow with her Young Face
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Tits Naked in the Leaves
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Slutty Greek Celeb Slut
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Pussy Slapper
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

02

May

Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I really find Bella Hadid an ugly bitch…

I don’t know if it’s her bird face, the injections she’s put in her bird face, the fact that she’s overrated and has no ass, or if I just don’t like her overall success for being some other useless undeserving rich kid’s sister, you know who picked up the shittier gigs from brands trying to associate with the Arab LA rich garbage…

I do know that even when she’s walking around in a sheer outfit, for attention, I find her an ugly bitch….overrated garbage…and it’s pretty clear why the her sister makes more than her, The Weeknd fucked off on her for some Selena Gomez, and all that shit…because she is really not that great…but she’s fashion people…because fashion are a bunch of groupie whores…

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2017

02

May

Apparently, this is Zendaya’s Nipple of the Day

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Zendaya is some skinny Disney bitch who was on the same show as a pre-slut Bella Thorne, that I guess paved the way for Bella Thorne to be the slut that she is, thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, teaching her what giving the people what they want is all about, while allowing her to get what she wants out of the situation…empowering…really…

Well, like Bella Thorne, her more famous co-star, at least to the perverts everywhere, who I guess watched their show and jerked off….who are likely racists…you know only white trash loves Disney channel enough to subscribe to it…she’s showing nipple…

NIPPLE at the Met Gala…because fashion is about nipples, and so is everything else apparently…

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2017

02

May

Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

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It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby….

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want…

Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner…

But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now….

COVER GIRL!!

Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success…

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2017

02

May

Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…and she’s got an AGENCY…but more importantly a hot body…

She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her…

BUT she’s booked Playboy, where she’s not getting naked, even though PLAYBOY is supposed to be naked so she’s either a not so typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how hot their body is to generate some following and increase her day rate for her hooking….

OR she’s just a girl figuring out the American dream…from Poland with love…if there’s money…or sex work…or just looking good half naked on social media who fucking cares…she looks good and I support sex work at all levels..because the real win is making a living off being in a bikini…while actual American have to work. Suckers…

I guess she’s not even that hot, but people like her, and thus American companies will work with her, it’s a fascinating scam these girls are all living off of…amazing…it’s like people don’t care about much other than following…that these bitches can buy…it’s so weird.

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2017

02

May

Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls

Joy Corrigan is getting older, she hasn’t quite made it, but has made a living at this Bikini model in florida shit…so good for her, who wants a real career when you can bank barely working, staying fit…it’s a good life…

She probably has rich boyfriends, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do staged paparazzi pics, in the same pose as her friend, which is the same pose so many of these people do, because they are all on the same fucking hustle, lack creativity, but it’s a girl in a bikini and that alone is enough.

Hot cheesy body. I dig it. Like a 90s commercial…

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