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2017

24

Apr

Demi Lovato Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I find it interesting, or maybe it’s obnoxious, for Demi Lovato to push this Love Yourself, body positive bullshit, with what I think is her 5th bathing suit that covers her liposuction scars in the last few days….because she’s a hollywood entertainment industry cunt and that’s just her angling her shit…she doesn’t mean it, not to mention, she’s at the fittest and bustiest she’s ever been, shooting her selfie from the right angle, she’s fucking trained for this her whole life, and there’s little offensive in what she’s doing…

It’s not like Demi Lovato, is out there posting fat sloppy disgusting pics of herself, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to jerk off to this….but I could if I really tried and that’s a first for this lesbian…

I am just mad her Sex Tape with Miley never dropped…that woulda been worth watching…oh well..at least we get bathing suit porno that’s body positive…cuz you’d cum on this body…positivley..

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2017

24

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Fitness of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please….

8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society…

She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Toni Garrn See Through of the DAy

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Toni Garrn is Leo’s German post Jewish Bar Refaeli girlfriend…because I guess once dating the Jewish Princess….he was ready to experience the other side of that equation…you know…the German side…because maybe he found her hertiage relatable…

WHO KNOWS….

The good news is she will always will be connected to him thanks to herpes lasting forever…herpes that were worth getting thanks to your body slowly building an immunity making the outbreaks far less painful as time goes on…a small price to pay to get the media attention for being with such an a-lister…it is the stamp of approval on her twat…LITERALLY – that the other dudes she date find of value – like some collectors edition herpes they can put on their rich person wall. The modern hunting trophy….in this animal friendly place…

Groupies….Everywhere.

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2017

24

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Possible Nude Pic of the DAy

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Someone is sending around this picture saying it is Ariel Winter….I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, because Ariel Winter is a little monster, and seeing her naked is not that exciting to me, because there are countless other naked chicks on the internet to look at…

But I always defend her disgusting with the fact that she’s on TV, and weirdos watched her grow up, so to them she’s this golden fetish…

I never watched the show, so she’s just some shameless chubby exhibitionist trying to be relelvant and have fun – being naked as all other girls…because it makes her feel good about herself to give that to her fans…even if it doesn’t look that good..it is more a testament to her parents selling her soul to the entertainment industry than anything..

Either way, pretend it’s her naked – it’s just a naked chick – who cares…these girls are out there producing this content on their own, for their social media – who fucking cares if it gets put out there…

The Actural Ariel Winter was at an event….looking better than usual…so maybe that’s better to focus on…

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2017

24

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan in bathrooms with friends….and the only Lohan bathroom story I have is when I hung out with her – one time in my life – a while ago – around the start of her collapse – which was the single greatest day of my life – but probably not of her life as she knew the end was near…

Well, she locked herself in the bathroom with a friend I ended up sharing a cab home with, and came out an hour later…at around 4 in the morning…rockin’ out…girl was in Pajama pants singing and dancing and it was glorious because you see…she was in there doing her medicine and it really brought her to life…creepily but still iconic…so seeing her in the bathroom, with a snap filter instead of her botox face filter is nice…

But seeing her in this weirdo shoot…is better…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Alexis Knapp Photoshoot of the Day

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Alexis Knapp is apparently an actress from Pitch Perfect. I don’t recognize her, but that’s probably because I’m too busy jerking off to Academy Award nominated girl with the weird mouth, I can’t remember her name….Kendrick…yeah Anna Kendrick….

Not that being in movies actually matters, she’s on instagram and she’s got big tits, and like all girls, she realizes – POST TIT PICS IN FASHION TYPE PHOTOSHOOTS like a hipster…and people will care…

Put the bitch in an Airstream and use FILM and holy fuck…brains explode everywhere…such high concept…bullshit that’s just bullshit….but tits make it all ake sense!!

Posted in:Alexis Knapp|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Joanna Krupa Panty Flash of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you.

Because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered, before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star and some other bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world but matters in her own ridiculous, fluffy, shallow, money grubbing, panty flashing for attention life…

She looks good for a devil womam….

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2017

24

Apr

Charisma Carpenter By the Pool of the Day

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When you’re shooting pics of an old bitch…throw her in the pool – the light and water will distort her enough – to appear like she’s standing behind some foggy shower door….you know hotter through filters…

That’s not to say Charisma Carpenter needs a filter, she’s fit and maintaining at 40….because what else is some unemployed cunt who was in one show do…

Here’s her workout…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Bikini Snowboarding…and Other Videos of the Day

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Frenchy VS Snake

19 Houses Sink Into River

Woman Driver of the DAy

Idiot Acrobat of the DAy

Man Bites Woman – She Punches Him

Girl on GIrl Knife Fight

Girl Tries to Kill Cat Doing Yoga

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t remember what happened this weekend – besides one incest fantasy sexter who wanted me to tell her I was her brother who would watch her shower while she masturbated…and yep…that’s pretty much it..

I figure let life pass you by, why the fuck bother getting off the couch, when exciting things like the internet and cell phones can rape your brain…which is what’s happening. I ran into an old friend of mine and all he was talking about was his instagram following and girls he knows and who follows them…and I’m like…the world exists outside of your phone bro…none of this noise fucking matters – maybe you should do something more meaningful – like protest outside abortion clinics screaming at the girls getting rid of a fertilized seed they don’t want to grow inside them – becuase kids ruin lives…you know do it for JEsus..or maybe…become a reclusive in the wilderness like we are meant to be…right…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…..just doing my part to perpetuate the bullshit…

Weird Couple of the Day
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The House Marilyn Monroe Died In – is For Sale – Jerk off to It
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Kate Compton – Slut
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Kids Describe God
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OPRAH SEX TAPES
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Channign Tatum Strips for 3 Year Olds
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Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaze in a Movie
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Man VS Crossing Light
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Karlie Kloss Long Legs
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100 Ways To Get High
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Rose Williams Big Tits….
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Two Rats Compromising
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