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2017

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I like reconnecting with the 18 year olds I used to get nude pics from 10 years ago….she got a boyfriend and disappeared to marry him and have kids…and do that whole thing…where I never heard from her again…and I can’t even remember where we connected, it was pre-tinder, pre instagram, and despite being 28 now….she’s still young enough to want to look at nude pics off….now that she’s recently divorced and ready to pick up where we left off 10 years ago….because now I can compare her 18 year old pussy with her 28 year old mom pussy…and masturbate to it….with emotion and meaning because our sexting has gone on for so long….

I feel like it’s been some kind of rebirth….a vagina filled rebirth…and maybe…we will take our sexting to magical places….like watching videos of her sticking thing sin her ass…because she’s had 10 years of getting desensitized to the elements while everyone around us have become virtual pornstars…with their social media…and lack of privacy and exhibitionism because we were doing this a long time ago….before the masses…

Exciting….times ahead….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Paris Jackson – Sports Bra
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Rachel McCord Nipple
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George Lopez and D.L. Hughley Get Charlie Murphy Tats
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Anna Faris – Cleavage
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Bella Thorne – Not on Birth Control
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Some Crazy Netflix Doc on True Crime Murdering Priests…
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Bartenders Try to Guess Who is Underage
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Terrifying See Through Shirt of the Day
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Katy Perry Spitting Up Frappacinos…
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Karen Gillan in a Yellow Dress…
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Bill Nye Answers Common Science Questions
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Christina Milian Braless at Coachella
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Kris Jenner and Christie Brinkley – PLASTIC SURGERY wars
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Tyga’s New Girlfriend….
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Hermione Corfield in a Tube Top…
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Origin of Lamborghini
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A Giant Sumo Battle
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Neve Campbell in a Magazine….
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Snake Attacks a Motorbike
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Behind the Scens Guardian of the Galaxy
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Some Billie Lourd Chick in a Skirt
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The Charlie Hunnam Girlfriend…..
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Kat Graham Hard Nipple
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Charli XCX Legs in Shorts
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X Files Season 11 Confirmed
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Anna Faris at Guardian of the Galaxy Premiere – Loving Her Husband
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Karin Chiche in a Bikini
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I want to Fuck Kimberly Garner in Lace
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Mel B is Being Sued by her Nanny
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10 Japanese Words to Know
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Kourtney Kardashian – TITS
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Claudia Jordan – Big Tits
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Jennifer Morrison Bra Peek
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One Hundred Ways to Get High
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LiveNation is Being Sued Over Refunds
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Chloe Sevigny in a Photoshoot
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Richard SImmons – Police Escort – What?
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Topless Tits on the Beach
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Phone in a Girl’s ass
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Huge Tits in a Bikini Demonstrating Bullshit…
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Huge Mosnter Tits
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Raven Rockette is the Best Lesbian Porn Chick
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Belly Dancer – Huge Tits
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Party Girl Licking Pussy
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Public Sex
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Flashing Outside
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Really Old Ivory Dildo
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

21

Apr

Selena Gomez May Have Nipples of the Day

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Selena Gomez is apparently showing nipples in this IG video – because she wants you to know that The Weeknd, despite being black, didn’t steal her nipple like he stole her “purity”….and more importantly her nipple hasn’t been bit off but LUPUS she’s dying of…

She’s a whiner, annoys me, runs off to rehab because her famous and rich life isn’t easy enough for her. She’s got teams of people who suck up to her, friends who use her, her parents who exploited her, and she isn’t that hot or talented – but people love her, and she exists, and apparently has nipples and she wants you to know it…and that’s about the extent of it…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Madison Reed’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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These are apparently pics of Madison Reed….

Madison Reed is apparently Victoria Justice’s sister, both are pretty hot, neither are really that famous, I mean her sister is the more famous one, this one is the latch on younger sister..and she’s young and hot and taking selfies…that are pretty racy considering her sister was this huge TV star who carried a Nickelodeon show….I guess it doesn’t mean she’s any different than any other girl…they all love slutty pics…

People are saying this is a pic of her pussy , which is fucking gnarly…because I don’t think pussies are supposed to have canker sores….I mean…if this type of thing was to happen to your pussy…it probably means herpes and the last thing you’d want is to take a pic to send to your friend or doctor and ask if it was normal to have two round sores on your cunt…and if you do take that pic…aim for it to be a non period day – because….the tampon string…doesn’t really ad to this – but it does fucking throw me off more than most pussy pics…I didn’t want to post this…but the curdling of my stomach looking at it was the only thing I could do with it…..I was that disturbed….now keep in mind…I’ve seen some gross pussy…and this is young girl pussy…not meant to be gross…hollywood…right….

Here are those selfies…

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2017

21

Apr

Demi Lovato’s Big Tits of the DAy

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Body Positive Demi Lovato keeps on showcasing her tits….which I would say is sexualizing her tits…or drawing attention to her tits…that is on her body positive kick, you know she’s positive her body can garner some attention towards her social media…to give her that feeling of relevance… but probably more her way of saying “eat what you want, don’t wear make-up girls, you can all be sexy, it is empowering but just show tit, guys like that”….

Keep up the political campaign…

Her caption: “No filter no edit, love your body the way it is”

Reality – she’s feeling good about herself and knows her angles…and the love your body the way it is is just her pandering or talking down to fat chicks while trying to pretend to be down to earth and relatable…as if any of her fans looked like this, they’d probably be body positive too. So bullshit.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Katy Perry Erotica of the Day

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That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and here’s a video of her spitting up Starbucks that Starbucks probably paid for…

That’s it.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day

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Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career…

But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS.

NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess..

I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life…

She’s showing nipples….nice…

These bonus pics are from her instagram.

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2017

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Caroline Corinth Nipples for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This is some cheesy hipster shoot of some really hot chick named Caroline Corinth.

I am into her, even though I’ve never heard of her, and I like that she’s showing tit, because I’m old school and tits are fucking tits, and will always be tits, to a pervert like me…and I like that tits are necessary in most photoshoots because I am into tits, and tits will always be tits, and to a pervert, tits are wonderful…

Caroline Corinth, whoever you are, you vintage French porn mag reading for “concept, style, and edginess, to set a mood”….you’re good…but you’re better when your tits are out.

This girl…is fucking perfect, I want to put one of her pictures on a t-shirt and stand outside whatever trendy spot she’s at so she knows…I’m a fan…..

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2017

21

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Nipples of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld has a great face….she’s 22 and has been doing this for a while. She’s getting a lot of work, so I guess she’s working the new generation Claudia Schiffer, but then again, she’s up against thousands of whores – doing the same fucking shit – but at least this one’s getting in magazines…that matters right…

OF course it matters she’s showing tits….

So you should all get into this Daphne Groeneveld…print her picture and put it on your locker….and it is safe to say, dudes are probably getting into Daphne Groenveld, because she’s a model getting work, and we know how that works…

22 year olds are trouble.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2017

21

Apr

Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day

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Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

Thanks Missy….Keepin relevant.

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