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2023

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a guy in a T-shirt that read “ask me about my pronouns” who I assumed was being comedic or ironic and making a joke….I thought he was wearing it for his default “fuck pronouns” response…you know, like “ask me about my big dick” or some other silly show stopping shirt to start conversations…to make a political statement…to mock the current bullshit trends…you know, hero shit…

As it turns out, he was wearing the shirt because he wanted to talk about his actual pronouns and the importance of pronouns based on the standard libtard arguments about gender being a social construct we don’t need to subscribe to….REBEL….a progressive woke, inclusive, low testosterone rebel….

So if you see a motherfucker in an “Ask me about my pronouns shirt”…do not ask about the pronouns because you’ll be in a position where you’ll likely get arrested for a hate crime for kicking a THEY in the balls to remind him he’s a him….

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Hilary Duff Big Pokies
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10 Most Revolutionary Commercials of ALL Time
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Sara Sampaio Bikinis for a Photoshoot
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Key Alves, the Viral Brazilian Volleyball Star in a Bikini
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Chantel Jeffries Wants You To Stop Sexualizing her
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Rosie Hungtington in a Tight Dress
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Florence Pugh Topless in Oppenheimer Update
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Rachel Pizzolato’s Bikini at Swim Week
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Rachel Pizzolato as Lara Croft
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Madison Pettis Bikinis on a Yacht
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Paige Spiranac’s Golf Barbie
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Nick Bosa’s Ex Jenna Berman is HOT
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Kara Del Toro in her Underwear
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Rick Ross Buys 40 Million Dollar Miami Home
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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Pokie
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Urban Legends that Ended Up Being True
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Rachel Stuhlman’s Racy Tennis Shoot
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Don’t Sexualize Chantel Jeffries in her Red Bikini Top
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Kylie Jenner admits her Boobs are Fake
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NBA WAG YesJulz Shares her Measurements
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Naked Lady Shoots Random Cars
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Jasmina Polak TOpless in Sortownia
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Coach’s Girl Veronica Bielik is Hot in a Bikini
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Trucks VS the Short Bridge
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Sarah Stiles Full Frontal in Get Shorty
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Tesla Catches on Fire
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Serena Williams Pregnancy Workout
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2023

Jul

Lili Reinhart Cleavage of the Day

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Average at best, how was she cast as your childhood fantasy blonde Betty, Lili Reinhart, no longer on a very hyped dumb as fuck show, is currently making the moves needed to be made to keep herself relevant, reminding people that the badly cast Betty is here and she means it, because along with being fat, she’s got fat tits, and she’s not stupid enough to not use those as a currency, because they are a currency, probably the currency used to get herself cast as Fat Betty in the first place….LOOK AT HER TITS….HIRED….you annoying fucking theatre kid….

Also in the frame, a man’s hand ready to fist the big girl, because that’s how big girls get off…public in car fisting so that the people who walk up on them know they aren’t those big girls who don’t fuck….GILBERT GRAPE.

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2023

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I know the girls I see on the street are trying to make the On/Off obsolete, because just yesterday I saw at least 5 different girls in such revealing outfits, that I felt like we pretty much had sex and one fo them was in a pair of fucking pants, tight pants up her ass and cunt, but still PANTS…

So you go outside and you get the ON, that’s BARELY ON, practically OFF, so the whole “i wonder what she looks like naked is pretty different than 30 years ago when bitches were in ill-fitting clothing and padded bras…

Thad doesn’t mean I am not hopeful that the On/Off will live forever, because ultimately, when in any clothing, I’d rather see no clothing, even if the clothing is helpful in making me want to see no clothing….SIMPLE….

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2023

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Side Boob of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld, the athlete fucker, now an IMPORTANT WAG because she fucks someone in sports, I am just too lazy to google who that person is, BUT you can do it for me like the little assistant bitch you are…

She’s a celebrity created within the industry and not some thirsty self absorbed pile of dancing on tiktok shit who feels they are worthy of being celebrities, which makes her a different kind of entitled cunt, but likely still an entitled cunt…DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM…..

She is not immune to posting slutty side tit selfies on the social media feed, because the funny thing about all those non-celebs stealing the eyeballs from the actual celebs, only to monetize those eyeballs better than celebs, is that now the celebs, who were all exclusive and important, are doing thirsty self absorbed shameless content for likes and follows too….because they want that money too and probably think they deserve it for being on culturally iconic dog shit like PITCH PERFECT…to remind you that the general population fucking suck…

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2023

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Granny always told me, it’s not the panty it’s the ass in the panty, before sitting on my face in the literal Granny Panties as I’d scream bloody murder….but despite that trauma, the full back granny panty being that trigger, all these years later, the taste finally out of my mouth, I get where she’s coming from…

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2023

Jul

Chelsea Handler Swimsuit of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is a pretty desperate for attention comic, who probably only became a comic because she was a pretty desperate for attention actress, that no one was giving the good jobs to, so in an act of sadness, she went to the LA comedy clubs with her tits that she was willing to show off in the shitty early acting jobs she had, knowing the comedian bros wouldn’t be able to refuse her or not give her what she wants, because comedians, even rich ones are some of the biggest losers around…

You see, I’ve said it before, and I realize that I am a comedy snob or comedy hater, but the whole stand up thing is a scripted act, a whole practice a joke over and over in front of the mirror like a loser who is trying to be funny, rather than being organically funny, so they make their life and career around being the funny guy, only to tell the same jokes like a dude with dementia at the old folks home…

If they are lucky, they have a hook, like being a midget or a fat person or a tranny, so that they can make fun of their marginalized group for the normies to feel ok about laughing at the marginalized group without being cancelled…MAKE ANOTHER MIDGET JOKE MIDGET…..or MAKE ANOTHER FAT JOKE LOUIE ANDERSON….oh wait, he’s dead…but you know what I mean…

The people at the comedy show are there to laugh, so you have a captive audience ready to laugh when told to laugh, so it’s not anything like busting a joke to some miserable cop arrested you and getting a laugh out of him, or making a girl who hates you for hitting on her laugh with your charm…it’s less skillful than that…so overall, comics are fags, female comics are whores, and Handler with all her money all out of touch is in a one piece bathing suit, because she’s old but still trying to be relevant thanks to desperation…

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2023

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Girls in fishnets are consistently fat goth or krusty punk girls you know probably have a trust fund but are trying to piss off their daddy…

They are rarely the hot sluts you’d want them to be, at least not on the streets, cuz those girls wear athletic fitness gear on the streets and save the fishnets for times when I am not seeing them..

Luckily, fishnets aren’t just for fat goth or krusty punk girls, or weird cross dressing gender bender gamer bros, or even the trannies trying to COSPLAY ass women…because as an accessible lingerie or hosiery, hot girls rock fishnets too, just in a less offensive on the streets kind of way.

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2023

Jul

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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This is a solid throwback feature I used to do on the regular, usually with nasty amateur porn women, but it applies to basically everyone and anyone who thinks they are being hot when they are definitely not.

Starring in Today’s Lookin’ Good Sweetheart comeback, we’ve got Natasha Lyonne and Brie Larson, a DOUBLE HITTER, of holy shit when the instagram filters are turned off and we’re stuck with real, real is far less appealing.

I get that Brie Larson has been repeatedly marketed as hot, a babe, and you normie consumer, pop music listeners eat it right up, but this LOOKIN’ GOOD SWEETHEART will PROVE all that marketing WRONG….

Think of it as a fact check, a debunk, a MORE CONTEXT TO THIS TWEET….because damn, that face is 49 years old….NOT HOT…especially when she’s gone through hair, make-up, glam and everything else to get herself ready for this MIU MIU fashion event in MALIBU…..

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2023

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I know that the normies are falling for the psy-op that feminism is some kind of thing thanks to the Barbie movie repeating that it’s feminist, for feminism, because down with the patriarchy and down with misogyny, because feminism….GROW A CUNT BABRIE because of FEMINISM….and it’s all so stupid…

I am convinced the only people who fall for that are the people who are obsessed with Taylor Swift concerts, COVID masking and Vaccines, Climate Change, TESLAS, and other gay-ass shit….

I am not convinced that the young hot generation fall for that feminist agenda bullshit, because that’s for boring fatties with cats….all childless, blue haired and unfuckable…with their women’s studies bullshit theories that no one actually believes, even the people at the top, tryin to suck you into their LIES and feminism trap….

So these braless bitches aren’t feminists to me, they’re wonderful girls who want men to stare at their tits, cuz that’s what having tits is about!

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2023

Jul

Denise Richards Spreads It of the Day

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Denise Richards produces some really fucking weird content..

This is either a boomer trying to hold onto a dream, because being sexualized is all she knows and when you lose that attention, you don’t know where your worth lies….and you can’t be a worthless old twat.

Or she’s trying to get in on the fun and money of internet whoredom, because it’s accepted, empowering, feminist, a BARBIE movie….when being a public whore was previously frowned upon…

Maybe it’s her way of dealing with the fact that she was cheated on with porn chicks by her husband with AIDS for many years, but we can assume she was in the room and well aware of that at the time….you know this ain’t some claiming her power back from those porn chicks by being a porn chick….

Or it could be a humiliation ritual, used to get her into the right clubs, with the right people, tasked with doing this embarrassing shit….

I don’t have the answers, but I will say that she could definitely benefit from hiring an actual photographer, or even getting an AI Filter made that makes her look more like Denise Richards and not some mental breakdown version in her 50s…which she clearly is….because this pixelated weirdly colored content is weirder than the weird shit that I’d see middle aged women post on FB in the early days of filtering the shit out of their pics so that the don’t look like hags…

Point of the story, this is weird.

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