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2017

27

Feb

Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist…

I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent.

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2017

27

Feb

Transgender Boy Wins Texas Women’s Wresting and Other Videos of the Day

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I wonder how it did it…

Fight in a McDonalds Where the Classy People are…

Elephant Gets Scared the Fuck Off…

Migrants VS Security

Gas Station Robbery Goes Wrong

Big Accident at the Gas Station

Man Hit by Car – Nobody Cares

Man Running to his Flight – Win….

Gnarly Motorbike Death

17 Year Old Jumps at the Mall..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Oscars, I am too busy doing things that matter more than the Oscars, but don’t really matter at all, like the Oscars…where I stare at the wall…or ask girls from various social media platforms for nudes…

I am very glad that Lala Land didn’t not win best picture, but thought they did, before having it taken away from them, because that movie, for anyone with a brain….was fucking dog shit, the worst cinematic parody of a musical of all time, with talentless fucks, a weak narcissistic story, of a fame whore, who fucks the director and leaves her “love” she was mooching off of….

I saw this movie, wanted to leave in 3 minutes, sat through it and decided to hate with a passion anyone who liked the movie….

I don’t participate in this “envelope gate”…or “oscars so not lalaland”….hashtags some asshole created and people jump on top of….

I just know that losing is better when you think you win and have it robbed of you. Fuck you Lala Land…you cunt….

Unfortunately, we’ll have to listen to this story all day, luckily, we don’t care about the story, we care about the tits…and I’m committed to post tit pics and to avoid talking about bullshit that really doesn’t matter….even though everything I do is pretty meaningless…

Biggest News of the Day – Judge Wapner is Dead
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Bill Paxton is Dead –
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Baba Singh and His 200 Pound Turban
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Bitches in Dresses at the Oscars
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Huge Accident at the Gas Station
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Pussy that Doesn’t Matter but Think it Matters on the Red Carpet…
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High School Kid Breaks his Ankle Jumping Off Second Floor Balcony
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Giant Inflatable Santa – Shot Down
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Courtney Stodden is Perfect
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Kirsten Dunst at the Oscars….
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Nipples on Models in Milan…
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The Dude who Supplies Drinking Water to Wild Animals
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Kate Bock Swimsuit Video
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Rocking out on a Ancient Instrument…
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People Aged 5-75 Answer “what would improve your life”
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REMY MA’s Nicki Minaj Dis Track
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2017

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The stripper I bought a lap dance from last night was pretty fucking rugged…she was a seasoned veteran who I guess didn’t really care about giving lap dances, but was more into trying to sell me coke, trying to jerk me off, after telling me her life story….which included her having 6 kids…with 6 different dudes….something that amazed me because her uterus wasn’t strapped to her leg like a colostomy bag….she’s a survivor…but maybe I’m just a romantic and feeling love from the hand job…

Point of the story is that it’s Saturday and here are some stepLINKS…

Amber Rose Tits Pretends to Buy Strip Clubs
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Bella Thorne Social Media Tits…
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Paris Hilton Feminist…
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Female Cyclist VS Cat Caller in a Van
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AT&T Girl and Her Giant Tits
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Kate Upton – Tits Walking in Public – Disgusting
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Stephen Dorff’s House is Part of The Reason Why He Gets Pussy
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Ian McKellan Does a Good Maggie Smith
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Drone Footage of a Frozen Waterfall
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A Rat Cow in Lace
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Lauren Cohan TiTs
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Some Selena Weber Chick in a Bikini
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Canada’s Prime Minister is a Gay Icon
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Lottie Moss – Black Panties
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Charlotte McKinney Crushing a Pickle
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Leilani Dowding Belly Button
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Karl Lagerfeld Called Meryl Streep Cheap
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Tiger Hunts Electronic Bird of Prey
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Alessandra Ambrosio Covers her Middriff
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Malin Akerman’s Ambercrombie & Fitch Nude Shoot
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The Official Wobbleland Aftermovie
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The Billy Bush Tape was Leaked by the Today Show
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The Gold Kanye Statue
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Sara Sampaio – See Through
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Emma Watson at Some Event
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Racist Walking Dead Shirt…
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10 Actors Who Fell in Love on a Movie Set…
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Ashley James and her Nipples
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Arielle Kebbel’s Vanity Fair Young Hollywood Slut
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Patrick Stewart Talking About His Dick
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Playboy Chick Daisy Lea in a Bikini
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Office Fuck
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Just Some Sluts Playing with Food
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This Busty Bitch is Fucking Great
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Rugged Chick in the Worst Nude Shoot Ever
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Some Cheesy Nude Shoot of Some Girl in a Tight Dress
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Titty Fuck
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THe Nipple Hardening GIF
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2017

24

Feb

Hilary Duff Romantci Breasts on Beach Vacation with a Wallet Fucking Opportunist of the Day

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High Testosterone Hilary Duff is getting her fuck on….because high muscle means high testosterone and that means high sex drive….coupled with being rich, famous, a divorcee, her uterus is probably screaming to be filled and this homies is the gay opportunist doing it…if you can K-Fed a Duff, while her baby daddy is being investigated for rape…knowing she’s clearly into rough sex for never reporting his rapes…it could make for a good time…especially if she shares the top role…and sticks it in his pooper…something domineering high testosterone girls like….along with trimming their facial hair..they fucking love trimming their facial hair…

Either way, she’s had at least 2 or 3 boyfriends in the last few months…bad mom….in her sexual prime…

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2017

24

Feb

Katy Perry See Through of the Day

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Katy Perry is a bit of a monster…but her thighs aren’t as bad as they used to be. I guess she’s been paying attention to her life, her look, being 30 and scamming the fuck out of the world into making her more than a one hit wonder is….pretty fucking incredible. A lot of brainwashing the people went into her career and the least she can do is pay back by working out everyday, getting botox to try to stay youthful, in order to keep the stupid money rolling in…

I am not against Katy Perry, she’s just been raping my ears for a long time, and like a girl who is adducted by a creeper who locks her in his garden shed or basement…eventually the rapist because your friend, someone you look to with fond memories, even though he’s a fucking rapist…he feeds you, you rely on him, you’re friends…

She’s a big girl…but looking less big…and less big is a good thing as it lifts it’s dress up at me…what a silly girl, riding high…rich as fuck…famous as fuck…from Hipster trash to this…what a story….no one should care about….what they should care about is her tits…THE tits are her goods.

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2017

24

Feb

Dove Cameron for Galore of the Day

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This is the new generation Disney Star you probably have heard of because you sit at home and jerk off to Disney channel in your trailer park….you are the one guy in the world who still has cable and jerks off to cable in a world where cable is obsolete…

I’m sure I’ve done posts on her before, I am pretty up to speed with the creepy young girls creepy old guys jerk off to, not because I’m into this polished, manufactured shit, but because this site posts the pocs of these idiots I generally hate…both as people and as ideas….they represent fucking evil…discusting…commercial nonsense…

I guess she’s trying to be a bit edgier, she’s got this Marilyn Monroe look, like she’s a Scarlett Johanssson impersonator….who or a mini Lohan….and she’s kinda hot….

Edgier is good when you’re a broken child sold off to Disney….by your evil parents….

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Still Showing Off her Ass of the Day

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Guess what…Bella Thorne is showing off her ass again…sure she’s milking the same old bikini pics from earlier in the week that we posted here on this very up to date and current celebrity slut site….but it’s still showing off her ass…because a day…or week doesn’t go by where she doesn’t say “i have a great ass, people like my great ass, 15 million people follow my great ass…they say that beauty fades, but if she doesn’t go totally off from the ego, the fame, the no parents, the money…I’m sure her ass will still be worth jerking off to at 30….it’s just the right shape to age right….so 11 more years of her, but hopefully not 11 more years of this site…I mean…imagine I did this for 25 years…that’s fucking ridiculous.

I’d rather just look at her ass than reflect on my pathetic existence.

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2017

24

Feb

Elsa Hosk, Stella Maxwell and Georgia Fowler Fashion Show See Through of the Day

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It’s fashion week in Milan…and these models wore see through dresses for people to see their nipples as they walked the runways for very little money…but because it increases their profile and makes us really believe their bullshit lie that they are actual models…even thought they are actual models…but there is really no need for them in a world of all these DIY models who are less ego, more affordable, and probably do a better job…

I’ll let you figure out which VS model is which, which is amazing that all the VS girls are walking the runway, I guess VS is trying to shift their brand…as most brands wouldn’t touch one of those girls…they aren’t fashion -but either is fashion anymore…they just want people with followers and Victoria’s Secret is the number one promo model jobs around…the dream one.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Georgia Fowler|Stella Maxwell

2017

24

Feb

Kate Moss See Through Dress of the Day

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Kate Moss is more than just a icon to the gays…or a throwback to all the hipsters obsessed with the 90s…where they wear her on T-shirts and call her amazing…or whatever the catch phrase of the hipster times are….

She’s also the most luxurious half naked dirt bag…who is old, fat, beat up, and tired….but glamourous…

Her probably STD ridden thanks to the last 20 years she’s survived as a rich as fuck top model who fucks some of the creepiest rockstar fucking, doing blow on camera, partying, all while being a rich as fuck single mom living the life of luxury…

I want to smell her pussy to experience the places she’s been on her really amazing journey…

But I don’t mind staring at her tits she busts out all the fucking time….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, so appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs…for an affordable price…..

But this one…is too expensive for my blood, unattainable but still hot.

I’m very into her….