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2017

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today is the saddest day of the year for most women in and out of relationships….

They will be unhappy, sad, disappointed….Which brings me great joy..

Here are some stepLINKS to celebrate….

Britney Spears – Big Tits – Sheer Top…
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Alexis Ren – Lookin Hot in a Bikini
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Woman Limbos Under Car
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Remember the Sexy Felon Meme – He’s a Model Now
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Kylie Jenner Pop Up Sop a Trap….
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Smash Mouth Recreated from Windows XP
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T-Rex Snow Shovel
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Farrah Abraham’s Mom is a Rapper
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Donald Trump Tweets as an Emo Song
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Playboy is Doing Nudity Again…
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Aussie Man Lady Gaga Sup
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2017

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s valentines day tomorrow – so there are a lot of really depressed lonely chicks who are looking for some dick…desperate as fuck and willing to even accept your dick…so the the level of effort to put into seduction is not that high when people are easy as fuck….so I suggest you use this pick-up line…it may be the only day it will be seen as sweet and get you laid…

“you’re like anal sex without the shit”…

Romance…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry Pisses Off Britney Spears Fan
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Playboy is Getting Naked Again….
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Kylie Jenner Nude Bodysuit Monster
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Bella Thorne Snap Chat Nipple
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Jerry Sandusky’s Son Arrested for Child Porn…and Child Assault…
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Snapchat lost 515 million dollars this year
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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Adele Loves Beyonce and Has Black Friends
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Emma Stone Cleavage at an Event
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Emma Stone Tits at the Bafta
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Sophie Turner in Leggings….
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Jim Jeffries Tells Piers Morgan to Fuck Off…
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Sluts in Dresses the Grammy Edition
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Lindsay Lohan Made it Past Customs – and is On the View
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Julia Stiles Exists and Has Cleavage
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Cats Demanding Attention!
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Trump VS Truth according to John Oliver
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Funny Elephant’s First Steps
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Ashlen Alexandra Topless
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Lady Gaga and Metallica Performed and it was Terrible
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Kate Upton at Some Event
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Lava Entering the Ocean
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THe Jerry Maguire Video Store….
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Rat Cow at Some Event Pretending to be Fashion
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Failed Prank
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Big truck – Low Bridge
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25 Airbag Explosions
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Sophie Turner Legs in a Low Cut Shirt
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Cats Demanding Attention
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Helen Flanagan Tits
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Paragliding Snowmobile
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Razor Spinner Top VS Redbull
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Felicity Jones Black Dress
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How To Fix a Printer like a Boss
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Laura Whitmore Legs
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Sasquatch on the News
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Weird Erotica Auction
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Ceelo Leaves Grammy’s Early after Not Winning…
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Cornation Street Jerk Off Leaked Video
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Ivy Rose in a White Wet T-Shirt
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Best Squirting Asian
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Margot Undressing on Couch
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Yanet Garcia Posing at home
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Girl on a Huge Deal
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Girl Posing on Webcam
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

13

Feb

Hilary Duff vs Jessica Alba vs Jennifer Aniston in Bikinis in Mexico of the Day

It must be cinco de mayo or some shit, maybe it’s that these women like to eat tacos, or maybe they are doing some dodgy tax evasion tactics down in Mexico, or maybe it’s just Jennifer Aniston’s 100th birthday, where she brought down her good friend Jessica Alba for the party and Hilary Duff’s thick legs she brought on the beach, since it’s a close flight to LA, and celebrities love jerking each other off and hanging out since they’ve got nothing better to do as they work, and get overpaid for their work, 6 weeks out of the year like a bunch of fucking scamming bums….bums…that are in bikinis…in some 90s blast from the past you can’t help but love…

Maybe they aren’t even together on this trip, even if these people all like hanging out together as it is good for PR…while hating each other…because they are actors and self involved and hate the competition….Mexico is a huge country…they could all be in different zones, but it is safe to assume that no matter where they are they can get the purest cocaine available since they don’t need to deal with all the shit cut with cleaning detergents you find in America after it has made way across the border wall trump built….all while eating some damn tacos…because tacos are awesome…that I think Hilary Duff needs more of….while I try to stare at hers…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Jennifer Aniston|Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day

This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store….

The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants….

But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious…

I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob…

That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting….

Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose…

She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake.


I am a woman, therefore, I bleed.
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It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful.
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And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it.
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I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile.
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Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier).
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Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure.
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And I’m lucky.
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Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION.
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WHY?
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Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed.
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STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity.
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START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance.
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Posted in:Feminist|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Maisie Williams Upskirt of the Day

Maisie Williams is some 19 year old Game of Thrones star, so you know what that means, a lot of nerds have jerked off to her, and actually, a lot of non-nerds may have jerked off to her also, because for some reason, Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of people like Maisie Williams in your wizard costume..

I have no idea what this upskirt is about – but it happened – and it wasn’t wonderful – but it happened…

Posted in:Maisie Williams|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Ariel Winter Fat Girl McDonald’s Tits and Her Ball Fetish of the Day

Ariel Winter doing this promo fast food campaign for McDonalds is pretty funny, firstly because McDonalds paid her to do some product placement shit, no one does that for free, but she took it upon herself to creative direct it like a kid trying to protest her oppressive mother now that she’s 18 and makes her own money rather than running it all through those mooch fucks exploiting her….so instead of doing something cute, nice, delicate, she did burgers on her tits, tits that people seem to really care about, burgers that her fans probably love to eat, because I figure it comes with the territory when you’re fetish is a fat chick….you know all the burgers you can fucking chomp down the better…it’s feeder porn…the mainstream network TV corporate ad version….

She also got into the ball bin for her boyfriends, and I figure there’s a fetish there, considering her fans jerked off to her tits when she was 14….and is really the reason she has fans today…you know creepers….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Bella Thorne Snapchat Dreams of the day

I hear Bella Thorne has a really fucked up mother, the quote I was told was that she was worse than Dina Lohan, and we know how Dina Lohan worked out for Lindsay Lohan, who by 18 was a way bigger deal than Bella Thorne, who I still don’t really know why she exists or what she does, but who was also a redhead the industry liked and used, who had great tits, who had a bunch of face fillers on her face to look like a clown, who liked getting high as fuck, in an era when that wasn’t legal, and now she’s off in Arab country converting to Islam, unhireable, but trying to get that Arab oile money, like a perfectly normal person…from the entertainment industry that eats you up and shits you out…

But the nice thing with Bella Thorne is that she just puts herself out there, in a not giving a fuck kind of way, despite probably giving a fuck, and with that comes some low level nudity in her attention seeking for all you perverts to jerk off to….

So thanks Bella Thorne for existing…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Ashley Graham Big Girl Flash of the Day

Fatty Ashley Graham found another fatty to flash her tits in a bar with – because either they are BFFs or Ashley Graham is trying to scam her like she’s scamming the world with her fattness…that doesn’t even look that fat, even though we know it’s fat, and not just because of her tits size, but because of her black husband…and those thighs….and I don’t really hate her, or care for her either way, I just know the scam she’s running to cash the fuck in and it’s working out nicely for her…

I just figure if a bitch is going to make millions a year as a fat chick, who claims to be healthy, despite being fat, I’d want her to be actually fat…so that her delusion is more obvious, hilarious and entertaining…because some bitch who flashes her monster tits on the internet like a porn chick, who does “model shit”….knows more about health than a fucking doctor and modern science…totally…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day

Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead…

Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up and Terrifying of the Day

I know I should focus my energy on all the younger hotter fame whores from social media…but I am old, find this more fun, funny, even hilarious, than the typical social media girls – all producing the same fucking picture, which I guess is ok, although boring, how many more average looking girls posing the same pose do I really need to see, when there are 40 year olds who were once on TV doing it…

Give me the tired once successful in the mainstream over the girl trying to get followers so she doesn’t need to work an actual job due to laziness, even if the girl doing it is younger and hotter, the old doughy one has more psychological issues…and those have more depth than the vapid shit we’re starting to get used to as every slut is a slut on their social media….there’s just no mystery, while in Maitland’s case….it’s like what the hell is going on here…nothing but question marks…

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