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2017

25

Jan

Rita Ora Doing a Photoshoot of the Day

What the world doesn’t need more of is facebook status updates about Trump – from both directions – you voted him in – deal with the consequences and go back to what’s important….meaningless quotes, clickbait links, your vacation plans, your dinner plans, your relationship status, your useless stories and opinions on nonsens….your period schedules…and bikini pics….pregnancy scares….pregnancy diary…from morning sickness to your fucking hemorrhoids…to your baby’s birth as he crawls out of your vagina you’re documenting it…to your rape stories, sex stories, divorce stories…it’s never fucking ending….

It also doesn’t need more selfies of a shameless barely famous twat like Rita Ora…even if she’s in a bikini…even if she’s got tit.

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2017

25

Jan

Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day

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I am testing my luck in the Dubai market, you know find me some muslim oil money sheiks or princes who like white girls, and pictures of white girls, and who don’t need hardcore porn to get off…just ankles and a goat or stray dog….

It seems to work for the countless fake titty escorts on the internet…it better work for me…

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..that’s 6 years ago you old cunt – Maryna Linchuk, an Belarusian cunt…who is hot enough for me…and probably for a lot of rich guys she dates, makes babies with, whatever….which is pretty impressive – seeing she’s from Belarus and had to make a little more effort than you lazy american assholes who can’t even get to your shift at Walmart down the street on time….pathetic…but yet you think you’re the strongest nation…what a joke…

And here are those ankles from angles on an ex VS angels..

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2017

25

Jan

Heidi Mount – Floral Pussy of the Day

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I am going to assume that Heidi Mount is some kind of model, I am not going to bother googling her, because I am in a rush to find as many posts as I can of girls I don’t know, that I will call whores, because they are all whores….in efforts to populate this site no one reads and no one advertises on – because they think it’s weird, unclear, porno, offensive, creepy…whatever…

I will argue the real creeps are the photographers or magazine editors telling some unsuspecting bitch to get naked – but don’t worry no one will see it – just put this flower in your cunt – and call it art….they’ll even crop all of her out in case she wants to be President one day – not that that will make a difference…I have a feeling the next President will be a cam girl or some shit…

That said, let’s start today, like every other day, only with this Heidi Mount character…..done.

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2017

25

Jan

Catherine McNeil Nipples for Numero – Cuz It’s Fashion of the Day

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I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick or being as naked as possible in bikini looking fit….and having a good time….Australia…my mistress….

This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..or even my sperm donor neighbor…but he prefers bathrooms to basements…and modeling at 14 would seem wrong to parents not exploiting kids…and it would probably explain why she’s a lesbian…she’s a lesbian by the way…or at least was last time I checked…which was long ago….and I mean why would you know that, you don’t even know who Catherine McNeil is an you’re looking at her…but the reason it explains why she’s a lesbian is because I believe all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…because strippers come in a lot of different forms…fashion model is just one of them….but then again her lesbian lover was a famous Australian and it could have been a Ellen Degeneres Anne Heche situation…..remember Anne Heche…all the rage while lesbian…forgotten when she went back to cock….

She’s in a magazine, tits out, it’s trendy, she’s old, and fucks chicks, and this is fashion not porn, so don’t sexualize it pervert..

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2017

25

Jan

Man Steals Sex Doll from Vending Machine and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Naked in a Store…and Gets Chased Out

School Bus Beating Caught on Camera

Crazy Elder Abuse

Supermarket Fight

Woman Vandalizes the Mosque

Maryland Bar Fight

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2017

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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That said, girls get mad at me because I call all girls fat – even skinny girls…but I always say – you should see the girl I SEXT she’s like legit a MONSTER….but she sticks things in her ass, does what she’s told, and from the right angle, a close up anus shot, it’s enough to keep me coming back..in a take what I can get kind of way….

It’s just different than all these social media people we are raped by against our will every fucking day….they are all the same, edited the same, face filters the same…give me a monster over them any day…I figure it’s better to go for the monsters than to develop other weird fetishes…like illegal or violent things…because MONSTERS are people too…

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Look a Whore in a Bikini – Then Not in a Bikini
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Weird Sludge Experiment
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2 Van Gogh Paintings Stolen
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2017

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some dude called me and threatened me…he called me and said he would find me and kill me….

This is what I wrote back:

You know it turns me on when you threaten me daddy. Tell me you’re gonna come over again…it’ll make me cum so hard. tell me you’re gonna lock me on the basement and rape my mouth like you were my dad….you’re so hot right now…you know I want your twink ass especially when you’re such a tough little man…I can’t wait to give you AIDS. This is fucking romance. It is real and it is pure. Make babies in me. Make fucking babies in me

I find great joy in this…it’s like motherfuckers can threaten me with death threats all they want…but the gay rapist always wins…

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Mariah Carey Fish Nets
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Arianny Celeste in Lingerie
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Oscars Attempted to get the Right Amount of Negro
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Christina Milian Nipples
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Dennis Quaid Denies Animal Abuse
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2017

24

Jan

Bella Thone Naked Hugging her Knees in a Rape Stance of the Day

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Here’s some classic Bella Thorne…seducing on social media…in everyone’s favorite classic rape pose…you know the hug her knees naked like she’s either done something wrong….or been violated…usually this happens in the bottom of the shower while crying…but in Bella’s case it happens on social media for likes…and the rape is more of a concept, a vague concept…that involves her being violated by the creeps who stare on and her family….who sold her off…and not by some creepy sexual predator who eats children…except maybe that pervert producer at Disney…or some shit…

I’ve been watching her snaps, I don’t know how to download them, but from wresting with fish nets to getting tattoos, to eating chocolate…she’s a fetish….and I understand why websties like this are dead…

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2017

24

Jan

Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

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This is some where’s Waldo shit, but with a little more who’s this Bryanna bitch?…..because Bryanna Holly is a fucking nobody. She’s less than zero, she barely exists, but she was lucky enough to get on instagram early on, so she’s the girl you follow – and don’t know why you follow her…she just had hot pics early on, made the popular page and dated the Jenner who isn’t a little troll pig, who didn’t cut his dick off to become a woman, but who was on The Hills…

She’s blocked me on social media because she doesn’t like me, despite how romantic I am with her…and I don’t really need her to unblock me, I’ve forgotten she existed, because she never quite was…if you know what I mean…but she’ll bust out her fake tits as she pushes 30….you know to remind you she exists…

It’s safe to assume she fucks rich LA people, even if she’s a rich LA person, as she could very well be from a family of rich people…since no one knows who she is….she’s just sort of there…but barely sort of there…no one’s ever bothered investigating..

That’s not to say she’s not hot, worth looking at, or whatever, there are 10,000s of girls who are s hot doing the same shit…it’s just to say that she’s still trying and despite her attempts….is still fucking irrelevant…

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2017

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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