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2017

15

Mar

Hilary Duff’s See Through of the Day

Sturdy Hilary Duff, who I’ve never had much interest in, at least not until she started doing cross fit, turned into a sturdy little powerhouse, or is it a brick shit house, either way, strong as fuck, full of squatting and heavy lifting….all after being a mom…because for some weird reason…I find it erotic…

I’ve never been into little thick body builder women, but knowing she had a kid with some billionaire NHL player, made me think…this girl can take a fucking a good old fashion Hockey innitiation and her high testosterone probably makes her like it…because as you know, girls with high T are fucking horny…it’s always the pre-menopausal, hairy bitches who want to fuck…all the time..and in Hilary Duff’s case…that’s fact as she’s had at least two public lovers in the last 3 months and that’s a lot for any celeb…in her prime…wearing short shorts, hard nippled and see through….

I dig it…

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2017

15

Mar

Emma Watson’s Impersonator’s Nude Pics of the Day

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So these nude pics were released with a bunch of pics of Emma Watson in a bikini or trying on bikinis – looking hot….I posted the batch of images, because it’s news to me, but assumed that it wasn’t actually Emma Watson, due to my facial recognition blindness.

Turns out the bikini fitting room pics, that were hot, but no longer available to be appreciated were pictures of Emma Watson, despite my assumption that it wasn’t her – but these nude pics that were released with those pics are not Emma Watson….proven by the fact that they are not part of the pictures being asked to be removed from the internet.

SO they are not of Emma Watson..but rather some pervert hacker’s fantasy of EMMA WATSON…and the whole thing is very weird…

But I will still post the nude pictures that are NOT of Emma Watson…because the world needs to know that they are being lied to if they think this is Emma Watson…since it is NOT Emma Watson….

So my original post of :

Someone is going around saying that they hacked Emma Watson’s iCloud, where they found some nude girl in the bath with bigger tits than I thought Emma Watson would have, which was pretty fucking tame, considering these girls fucking love taking pictures of themselves, but more importantly they are shameless, over the top, tyrant sluts who love excess, fame and all other things thanks to being whored out by their parents…

CLEARLY you can tell these are not pics of Emma Watson at all, but instead…some look-a-like…I mean…how could they be Emma Watson…her hair doesn’t even look like this…

Here are those nudes – with no Emma Watson in them – But with some naked girl people are pawning off as Emma Watson because they want to believe in the lie…it helps their masturbation….

Leave Emma Watson alone…and let me know who the Real girl behind the pictures are…COME FORWARD NOW IMPOSTER…

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2017

15

Mar

Bella Thorne Breaking Shirts of the Day

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Bella Thorne posts some basic erotica to her social media channels because she’s an exhibitionist who is aware that she’s a commodity being sold to the masses. It makes her money, makes her feel relevant, all that other filling the void bullshit…

So we don’t need her leaked photos, although based on her being a self involved, vapid idiot, they’d probably be pretty hardcore…you know people grew up on porn and are pretty hardcore these days….I get spread ass pics all the time and think…shit..this is never fucking ending…it’s just dirtier and darker than ever…and that’s amazing…

Everyday girls, everyday people, are just fucking sexting, sending out nudes like they don’t care if they get leaked, because their idols Kardashians got to where they are from being naked on the internet…

So get fucking naked on the internet…it’s awesome…

I hated when girls were so scared to do what they wanted to do…scared they would lose jobs or be ashamed…because now…the consequences are zero, everyone forgets as they look for more nudes, and self shot porn remains as good as it’s always been…

So here’s her nipple, to celebrate the freedom of being an exhibitionist slut…I love it…thank you internet for desensitizing us all and conditioning us to produce our own porn…it’s a better world…with less fear…

Sure she’s got a bit of a horsehead, tranny head, botox face…it’s all the rage…but she’s still lovely and represents all good things to me…and that’s what matters..

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2017

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Intentional Nipple Slip of the Day

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If you don’t matter in the grand scheme of your family….both immediate with her dad off making new babies because she wasn’t satisfying enough for his need to procreate and spread his seed….and extended…because her cousin is getting all the modeling jobs….leading Ireland ending up in rehab and going through some kind of indentity crisis….rich kids are always so confused….

Does it matter when you are pulling out your tit in public the one time the paparazzi bother looking at you….as you drunkenly leave a party…because you’re borken….

The answer is yes…it fucking matters…and it’s wonderful.

I am a fan of this Ireland Baldwin girl…I think she’s wonderful…but then again, I like underdog no one wants or believes in…I also like all the second tier…to fifth tier pussy…it’s kind of my thing…you know the whole not having standards thing…

She’s So fucking BIG…and a Mess…Amazing…

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2017

15

Mar

Anne Hathaway in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know what I liked about these Anne Hathaway pictures….

I guess it’s that they are of Anne Hathaway….someone I find really almost interesting in the celebrity world…because she’s so hated.

It’s like everyone fucking hates this bitch, even I hate this bitch and I am usually indifferent about it…and despite being hated and mocked…she’s won Oscars, she gets work, she exists, she hasn’t killed herself off…and it’s so weird..

I guess when you’re rich as fuck, you can’t listen to the haters…because they hardly exist in your narcississtic bubble..

I guess that’s why I like these pics of Anne Hathaway..

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2017

15

Mar

Eva Longoria in Swimsuits of the Day

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People love Eva Longoria….she’s an international star, maybe because she’s not white and the Mexicans and Spanish speaking people find her sincere and exciting in her charity work and Desperate Housewives shit she still leverages…

But she always came across as bullshit to me. I didn’t find her all that hot. I felt she was a pawn in some ABC primetime drama and I was convinced she was a fair weather mexican, you know the kind of first generation immigrant who was raised so white and spoiled so hard, that she thought she was white and was humiliated by her accented parents. The kind of Mexican who would vote for Trump because he represents the American dream they see in the movies. Who would hire Mexican illegals to do her gardening and housecleaning and who would eat Americanized Mexican food…just to fit in….except when it came to the casting couch…where bitch was Mexican as fuck to get the job….

But here she is trying on bathing suits regardless..and she’s not all that bad for an old Mexican…I mean I wish that’s what the Mexicans at the Mexican restaurants I go to looked like…instead they are fat and neckless…

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2017

15

Mar

Alyssa Arce Nude Selfies of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is a Playboy chick who we’ve all seen naked…she’s got the average face but the hot as fuck big titty body that she put to good use and got paid to be naked rather than doing all the free naked shit all these other girls are doing now – and maybe that’s just because of timing….

So seeing her be part of this nude pic leak that’s happening today – is almost surprising considering her nudes are already out there….but that doesn’t take away from the fact that they are still nude selfies a fetish we all have and that woman seem to love participating in like exhibitionists – despite the simple fact that the internet saves data and eventually some pervert will break into your account and release your shit – unless that pervert is just your PR and marketing team trying to get your name out there…either way – whether we’ve seen her pussy already or not…these pics are still new and exciting – and I never get bored of a pussy pic – even if it’s a pussy I’ve seen 1000 times before – it’s pretty much a talent…the only talent I have…while this Aleyssa Arce girl’s got some talents of her own…I mean…those tits…Next level..

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2017

15

Mar

Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model….

Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD…

You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard..

NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do..

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2017

15

Mar

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd and Other Models in Lingerie on the Beach of the Day

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I guess the exciting thing about Victoria’s Secret is that they objectify the fuck out of women – in this world of “don’t objectify me”….where there are companies that are making panties that absorb period blood that have slogans like “down with the patriarchy”…but for some reason, Victoria’s Secret can still get away with casting only hot fucking chicks with ridiculously measurements that none of their audience or market can actually live up to…where they produce photoshoots of these half naked women they pay and promote for being hot….daily…and no one is out there protesting…dumping blood on themselves like FEMEN…or some shit…

So here they are – throwing a bunch of girls in panties on the beach..high concept bullshit but who cares cuz I can stare at their model ass..which is really the whole point…at least I assume it is because I remember jerking off to their catalogs in the 90s pre- internet porn…making it porn to me…

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2017

15

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits…

Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors..

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