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2017

15

Mar

Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day

Apparently there’s a sex tape being shopped around for 500,000 dollars, I can’t imagine in this era of seeing everyone naked that it would sell for more than 5,000 dollars, and that’s just to a rich guy with 5,000 dollars laying around that he can use to get the legal rights to post for jokes, because no one gives a fuck about Mischa barton..

She’s a mentally unstable head case, addict, who hasn’t had work in years, making me think based on doing low level model shoots that she’s on her way to sex tape to get some attention and possibly become a Kardashian…but it won’t happen..

Not to mention, this is the era of putting out sex for free, it’s part of the job, so the 500,000 dollar mark is a little fucking nuts…but I’d still watch her fuck…and when it happens, I’ll be there to watch it…she’s got nostaglic value to me…her show, THE OC, was something I’d watch and bring to college bars which got me laid at least once…so I owe her enough decency to stare at her pussy getting fucked..or eating a bikini bottom…either way.. I am a fan..

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Barbara Palvin for Instagram of the Day

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Barbara Palvin was the big 18 year old Victoria’s Secret who got even bigger…as she got older…both in fame and size…thanks to attaching her to Justin Beiber to divert from Married mom Miranda Kerr fucking Beiber…like some kind of patsy…until eventually being so fucking big…physically but still a Victoria’s Secret model….because you can’t turn back on the girls you created…you just put too much money into them to ignore…same thing happened to Kate Upton…

She’s been relatively boring for a Victoria’s Secret underwear model, but titty grab pics for instagram – that’s good.

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2017

15

Mar

Eva Mendes Erotica of the Day

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Eva Mendes is a lot of fun…she was the token hispanic girl in movies who showed her awesome tits…before the world knew we needed a token hispanic girl to show her tits….back in a time before Sofia Vergara stole her thunder and stepped on her toes by showing her bigger tits and doing it on TV….the more accessible pre-internet media takevover..

Sure, she’s a mom, she’s married to Ryan Reynolds or Gosling, or who the fuck cares, some fucking Canadian named Ryan….and she’s not the hot slut naked in all the movies…like the well paid instagram model pre instagram who knows how to get fucking paid….

She posted this picture and it’s safe to say…she fucking brings the fucking goods…substantially hotter…but that could be a comparison issue…like when average chicks hang with fat pigs to be the hot one in the group…but the extreme fucking version of that…

Posted in:Eva Mendes|SFW

2017

15

Mar

Dude Who Loves the Coyote Ugly Girls and Other Videos of the Day

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Dancing with the Wrong Woman

Being Woke after a Rough Night

Woman Gets Run Over in Mexico

Weird Japanese Video…

Croc VS Circus Performaer Face

Robbery Suspect Gets Shot

Dragged Under Snow Mobile…

Whitest Fight on the Golf Course..

Playful Dolphins

Dog Makes Chicken its Wife

Posted in:stepLINKS|stepNEWS

2017

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Thanks to the facebook reminders – on this day 2 years ago – I was let out of facebook quarantine for making some joke that someone found offensive. I think I told someone I would rape them or that I wanted them to be raped and that word was a trigger for the fascists at the evil empire….

I thought it was funny that I got basically grounded like they were my mom and dad, even though I don’t have a mom and dad, as they control society, our minds, the content we read, what sites or articles we see….all while we stupidly use their platform for our egos, or to creep on friends who aren’t our friends and who we hate to judge what they are doing…all while making these assholes stupid levels of money…

Not much has changed, it’s worse now than ever…and they can’t be beat…but….I still find rape jokes funny and here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening…
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Sluts in the Blind Fold Make-Up Challenge
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The Art of the Danish Hot Dog is not the Name of a Porn
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Megan Fox Lingerie
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Prince William Doing Some 90s Dance Moves in the Club
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Doctor Who Has a New Trailer
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Dave Chappelle’s Trailer for his New Comedy Special
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Dream Girl of the Day (NSFW)
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Evolution of Tap Dance…for the Fags…
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Ben Affleck Out of Rehab Again
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Dude Crashes into a Lamborghini Dealership
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2017

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I found my only fan…she was on instagram and really excited I followed her….so I asked for ass pics…when you find a fan, milk it for whatever you can get, and amazingly she me all these ass pics…and I was like damn…it’s good being an ex internet famous – but not that internet famous website people once knew about – but barely knew about – but traffic was pretty high so I must have mattered……connecting with people who remember me from back then….

Then after she sent the butt shots…and the excitement of me connecting with her like I was a high school crush connecting with her 20 years later in a novelty kind of way…she said…

“You need to update your content. It’s tired. Repetitive. Boring. Not funny. I stopped visiting the site 8 years ago”…..

Well…at least she was a fan once….and enough to send me butt shots…that’s really what I consider currency….getting paid…

Here stepLINKS….

This Snoop Dog Trump Assassination is Werid.
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Diane Kruger is Banging Norman Reedus
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Bryanna Holly At the Beach
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Allison Brie and Dave Franco Married
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Jeff Bridges honors John Goodman….
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Little Dog Excited about Stuffed Toy….
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Model Gold Digger Marrying Johnny Manzel in her Underwear
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Emma Watson -> Tits in a Dress
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Mariah Carey – Cleavage
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Vanessa White Nipple….
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Evolution of Tap Dance
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Sara Underwood Looking Hot…
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Scroll Down to See Cara Delevingne…
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Chad Michael Murray Made a Baby
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John Goodman Gets on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – How is he Not Already On There….
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Mustang Moron Crashes into Lamboghini Dealership
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Red Light Runner Causes Accident….
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Eiza Gonzales is Worth a Fuck
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Snoop Dogg Shooting Trump Getting Lots of Hate
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Christina Tits….
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Sara Sampaio Naked on a Car
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101 Facts About the CIA
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No One Cares About a Monkey Stealing Milk
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Trashy Girls in Bikinis
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Bikini Slut of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson Home For Sale…..Jerk off To Pics of her Chair
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Sequel is Happening
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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The Fisting and Choking Herself Girl of the Day
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Nude Chick in the Forrest
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Vintage Porn Trailer
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Elsa Hosk – Tits in a Dress
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Afternoon Tumblr Porn
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Dildo on a Gimp Head….
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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Lily Madison Sloppy Tits….
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TV HOST in See Through Clothes
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Dance! Dance!
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Airplane of the Day
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Random Guy TRies To Fuck Pornstar
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Random Naked Chick in Yellow
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

14

Mar

Possible Amanda Seyfried Titty Flash of the Day

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I was told that my content is boring, tired, needs a refresh…uninteresting, repetitive, garbage…and in a lot of ways that’s true, but then again, so is everything that’s been around for 10 years, that’s why bitches do sex tapes and shit…or flash their tits backstage…like these alleged Seyfried pics…

She’s the kind of girl who is just really well paid. She’s robbed Lohan of her career. Played serious roles with nudity and disney mainstream shit. All while being totally uninteresting.

She’s pregnant now, with a dude she had cheat on his wife for her….after she dated freaks like Justin Long…and has been consistently dull…like me….

Her paparazzi pics are usually in period pants, but I guess she likes busting out tits, great tits, big tits, like in the above pic…or in indy movies LIKE THE ONE SHE DYKES OUT WITH HER ROCKIN’ TITS WITH JULIANNE MOORE ….that shit was kinda exciting…at least more exciting than anything she’s done…because she’s got it in her to be a freak…she’s just gotta be that freak…

Here are more of her look alike with some pics of a very SIMILAR DOG…wow…

Oh god…I just remembered that may be Justin Long’s dick…god….I could have gone through life not seeing that.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2017

14

Mar

Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day

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This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human…

She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again….

She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me….

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Bella Hadid’s Exciting Perm in a One Piece of the Day

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Bella Hadid – continues to pretend she’s a model despite her shitty face – thanks to being rich, having parents who bought a career for her, a cuter sister and famewhore who paved the way for her, and her entire celebrity seems more like a joke to me, like she’s playing make-beleif, because she is, just unfortunately the decision makers are buying into her lie and paying her out on it making this fantasy, this childhood birthday party game, where the Jenners and the Hadids all get together while their brother was out back fucking Nicola Peltz, in this “we’re all billionaires let’s plot”….hustle that worked…because the brands support it…

It’s so weird to me, but not as weird as the visual I have when I think about the Weeknd splitting her in half when he’d fuck her, not that she felt anything, these rich kids are so medicated and like filling voids…with large objects…often…they get everything handed to them, it’s the only thing that matters, that feels like an accomplishment…y.iu know…

I figure her in a one-piece with her perm is enough silly for us to celebrate her the way she likes being celebrated…looked at and paid…kind of like every single other girl in the world…

Here’s some other pics she’s posted and I guess proud of…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Nicki Minaj Stink Face Gully Jamaican Dance of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Nicki Minaj has been up to since performing with Drake in France wearing some latex outfit…and I know you’re wondering….so much that you come to DrunkenStepfather.com to find out about it…instead of going to her instagram I ripped the video off of…because I find her an interesting concept, not so much an interesting personality, but the idea of a fabricated popstar becoming a “hip hop” star is beyond weird to me…but people like followers and Nicki likes connected with the black people…that’s why she makes her gully Jamaican stink face dance video….

But we all know the real Nicki is more into Celine Dion….and the whole black thing is a bullshit act.

Here are the pics of her showing off her big old tits she’s paid a lot of money for..