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2023

27

Jul

Nelly Furtado Bikini of the Day

Nelly Furtado is the Portuguese Canadian bitch who polluted the lives of Canadians for a relatively short period of time, during her highly successful music career, at least in terms of Canadian content….she was a big deal, but in being a big deal, we had to listen to her shit on repeat thanks to radio laws forcing them to play canadian content since we are basically a communist country…

So there’s a deep hatred for Nelly Furtado, some trauma from being raped ocularly by Nelly Furtado, which I guess isn’t really her fault, it’d be like if someone raped you with an ejaculating dildo filled with another person’s sperm, where in this case the dildo is the radio and the other person’s sperm is Nelly Furtado and the RAPIST is the government’s control on what we have access to.

That said, she’s in her 40s now, she’s a mom, but she’s got Euro roots, which means she’s totally comfortable in these slutty, shameless times, to slip into a thong bikini that shows off her massive Portuguese 40 year old mom ass, all filled up on Nandos and fucking custard tarts…keeping her well fed for the months she’ll spend at sea operating the family’s fishing boat….you know, Portuguese shit…

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2023

27

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s some asshole behind thong, like we do every week, because it’s a celebration of asshole in an asshole obsessed world, because the asshole is the coveted hole that everyone has and that we can be unified on, plus the more normalized it is to eat assholes and to love assholes, the more they can spread their parasites that control our minds around…

In the 80s or 90s, when having bro talk with regular bros, the “would you lick a girls butthole” would get laughed at, would get mocked, would be seen as gross, even though it’s really only away from the other hole, the pussy hole, the much more impressive, interesting, amazing, and LIFE giving hole….which doesn’t mean people weren’t licking ass in the 90s, it’s just to say that they were pretending they were grossed out by it, having a little modesty about it, and now these ladies are wearing underwear that’s thin in the ass, so that they can flash their asshole on a dime, without having to undress, for access and excitement.

I don’t hate thongs or woman butthole, it’s just amazing how we’ve evolved to end up in these butthole filled modern times!

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2023

27

Jul

Lourdes Leon Nude of the Day

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Here’s a fashion campaign staring born to be an influencer rich kid, soon to be heiress cuz we hope Madonna finally dies of that Fentanyl overdose, but currently just a do nothing, getting opportunities because people think the trashy, weirdness, science experiment, performance art, bullshit artist, pop sell out trash that is Madonna is so important, that anything affiliated with her is important to….even the kids she trafficked from Africa to make into Soccer stars…

Anyway, Lourdes Leon in a fashion campaign, that is so high brow, high concept that it involves a BTS as a key photo in the series, and in the BTS she is looking at herself doing some ACRO YOGA, hanging from the ceiling shit….whilst naked and grinding her pussy up against an office chair that probably smells better than most of the office chairs I sniff that I find in the trash, thinking “this could be owned by a chick gamer not a nerd gamer who farts alot”…I’ve never been a lucky man when making bets, and I continue to be a loser when it comes to sniffing random office chairs I see on the streets….but at least I try…you misss all the shots you don’t take…

Her pose, naked and looking at herself is far too familiar in an era where all these bitches jerk off to themselves…which is probably why it’s getting some hype, since the nakedness in the shoot is relatively trash, like her mother.

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2023

27

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Modest Swimsuit of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar comeback in a burkini…

Sarah Michelle has probably been jerked off to by some of the weirdest, no 50 year old dudes, who just fell in love with her on Buffy. There was a Sarah Michelle Gellar many years ago, and it was pretty much dominated by the Buffy Bros who weren’t ashamed of professing their love for Gellar being Buffy, or the fact that they watched Buffy…and it was an eye opening experience to those of us who didn’t watch that shit, or fall in love with an actress on that shit, even if it was a simpler time, dudes were still fucking pathetic..

Well, she pretty much disappeared from my radar for a decade, because I haven’t crafted a sex doll out of a fleshlight, pillow and ipad with her face on it….but there are dudes out ther who have…

And she’s recently been making a mid 40 year old mom comeback, this time in a modest bikini, that could even be a BURKINI, which the local Arab Women I see all veiled up would think is probably a racy swimsuit due to the neckline, but not racy enough for the desensitized by hardcore porn and the slutty outfits worn outside on the daily crowd….which would be US….

It’s like get with the program boomer and get naked on the internet like everyone else…BOOMER

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2023

27

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Oops……

Titty DROPS…which are generally not an accidental tit falling out of a shirt when a woman is bending over to get you a coffee or to serve you at the diner, but it happens…

These Titty Drops, are more of a scripted tribute to that, a little performative, but not in an annoying way like actual theatre, which is gay as shit….or even stand up comedy, which people seem really excited to experience from a bunch of losers who just drop the same jokes in different cities, over and over again, like fucking groundhog day and not in a good way, because it’s lazy and boring…no matter how well paid they are…

Titty Drops are a better kind of scripted, even if practiced in front of the mirror many times before releasing them to the world….

Here are those titty drops….that aren’t an OOPS, but are more a “imagine this was an accidental flash”….it’s good.

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2023

27

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nature’s Highlighter to remind us all that the sun is our friend, at least for staying alive, but also for bitches in bikinis getting tanlines so that when they are naked, you can see the good parts all highlighted by not being exposed and stained by the evil sun….you freaks.

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2023

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I recently found out that the punchline or the premise of the overhyped, over politicized, over-intellectualized, outdated pro-woman bullshit that should only resonate with bitter old childless millennials, is that that Barbie gets a vagina. The movie that is being heavily marketed and hyped as a culturally experience in these modern times, is summed up in a story about giving Barbie a vagina…

I am sure all the weird dudes out there who have been carving vaginas into their Barbie collections for sexual purposes is pretty upsetting, not because grown men having Barbie collections is weird enough, or that carving vaginas into their Barbie collections is weird enough, but that if only they made a Hollywood script out of their weirdness, instead of trying to hide their weirdness, washing their cum covered Barbies after each and every use, they’d be rich and friends with Margot Robbie, who I don’t think is dreamy, or as hot as a Barbie, but people do, especially those so sad and lonely that they carve vaginas into Barbie dolls….

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J.Lo Turns 54 in a Bikini
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The Cavinder Twins Do a Synchronized Workout
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Megan Fox has Concealed her Nipples
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Michelle Rodriguez Nip Slip
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7 Keys to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
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Greta Gerwig Naked in her Early Days
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Ibiza
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Madison Pettis Bikinis in Greece
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Zoe Saldana Tied Up
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Halle Bailey Covered in Mud
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Sydney Smith Does Gymnastics Around the World
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Lori Harvey Nipple Pokies
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The Chemical Brothers have a New Video
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Sinead O’Connor – She Dead
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Lana Del Rey Works a Shift at Waffle House
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Drake Impressed by a 36G Bra
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Em Rata in her White Bikini
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Karlie Kloss and her Baby Bump
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Angel Reese in a Racy Outfit
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Gisele is Down with Tom Brady Getting Up in Irina
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Bulldog REacts to Woman in Distress on TV
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Nude Model Ellie in a Dark Luxurious Room
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A Day in the life of a Cavinder Twin
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Facts About Elephants
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30 Day Timelapse at Sea
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Sommer Ray’s Thong Goes Tubing
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Jutta and Jake Do Couples Fitness
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Maasai Tribe Having a Jumping Contest
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How To Calm an Angry Hedgehog
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Megan Fox on the Beach
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Kelly Gale Plays Chess in a Bikini
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Paulina Gretzky’s Bikini for her Euro Vacation
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Baja Truck Racing Worth Watching
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Car Breaks at 200 km/h
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Chloe Bailey Shows Off her Coconuts
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Livvy Dunne’s Barbie Photoshoot
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Plane has Engine Failure Lands in Corn Field
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Long Exposure Photo Tricks
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Kendall Jenner Strips Down to her Calvins
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Purple Bikini
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Madisyn Shipman’s Soccer on the beach
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Rocket Launch Fails
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Rescuing a Sea Turtle in Florida
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Madison Pettis in a Tight Red Dress
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Noa Diogina Does Parkour and is Hot
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Baboons Escape Lion
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Why the Pikes Peak Race is So Deadly
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Bear Finds a GoPro
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Alexandra Stans Tiny Bikini
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Lilia Schneider Golf WAG in a Bikini
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Nina Agdal Bikinis
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Megan Fox Walking ARound in Public with her its Out for Attention
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Kendall Jenner in Calvin Underwear
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Jojo at an Event
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Ass
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Cara Delevingne in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Dunne in Elle Magazine
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Chloe Grace in Bike Shorts
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Britney Spears Body Double Spotted in Cabo
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Minka Kelly in Leggings
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Lily Allen Looking Fit
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini
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Rachel Zegler in Bike Shorts Signin Autographs
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Camila Cabelo at an Event
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Katie Holmes in a Sports Bra
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Tight Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Dog Walker
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Alison Brie in Shorts
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Big White Dildo
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Busty Blonde Tit Jiggle
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Sneaky Dick Suck
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TITTIES
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Super Booty
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Gripping the Toy with her Ass
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Violet Diamond Huge Titties
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Asian Reddit Amateur
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24 Shit Days
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Gabbie Fucks – Compilation
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Public Ass to Mouth
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I like the Vanishing Sweater Trick
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Jiggle Boobs with a Dick In Her
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Fuck the Car
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Moriah Mills is the Terrifying Nude Model
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Camera Man Ends the Store Masturbating
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Giant Tits in Wet T-Shirts
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Legal in Oklahoma
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Car Roof Riding
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Lissy Cunningham – Nude Model
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The Amateur Fuck Couple
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Masturbating in the Woods
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Big Ash in the Shower
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Stripping Out of the Swimsuit
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The Girl with no Gag Reflex
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Naked Driver Touches herself
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2023

26

Jul

Leni Klum Sunburn of the Day

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In the most important story or content piece you will see all day, or possibly all week, Leni Klum has brought us a TANLINE THURSDAY a day early….by showing the people her bikini tanline, while rocking some THONG underwear that don’t cover her bikini bottom tanline, and the whole thing is wonderful…

Yes, she’s got huge tits and she should have been more considerate in her production of this tanline content, when we all want to see nature’s highlighter highlighting the best features that were covered up while being “sun kissed”, which in her case are the tits bigger than our heads…

But she’s high profile man, her mom, who has trained her in the art of clickbait and seduction, since they all benefit from Leni being sexualized thanks to Leni having been sharted out of Heidi’s cunt during her various sex romps of her youth, she’s not about to flash her full fucking tit to us yet, that will be more strategic….

HOWEVER, a shot from the front, even in bikini top, maybe just covering the nipples with her arm, would have gone a long way, but as a positive and supportive internet pervert who likes tanlines, this is pretty great, because when you’re rich as shit, lazy as shit, you don’t have to post anything….so be grateful, even if we can’t see tits or asshole behind thong…the truth is, we don’t deserve it, but it will happen because all these girls are SLUTTY for attention.

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2023

26

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger Slaps Her Ass of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll who exploited the fat girls who thought they were Betty Page, doing their own version of Burlesque at the local theatre, only to end up with a very highly paid solo career, has always been a rockhard body that I assumed could have been born with a dick…..

Sure, she’s a dancer, into fitness, and all that other shit that makes a hard faced, hard bodied girl all muscled, but I was always suspicious of this one….

In this era of tranny fuckers, which I assume most of you are, because it’d be racist or sexist or transphobic to NOT fuck a dude who mentally retardedly thinks he’s a chick, her having a dick isn’t a deal breaker for you, plus the truth is, we used to be able to laugh about calling pop princesses like Scherzinger trannies, and now that everyone’s a fucking tranny, it has lost it’s power….

So instead, we’ll just have to keep on sexualizing the bolt on, ripped, soon to be married chick, as she hits the gym for some LIFTING, to get some GAINS, where she takes a second to make sure her balls aren’t showing through the leggings, or to slap her ass in a way that would jiggle pussy lip, to let the air out…or to get the cum deeper in for potential pregnancy reasons since she’s old and has limited periods left due to the lifting assuming she is a genuine chick…

Point of the story, this social media content’s pretty solid, and comedic….good effort to make the from behind shot seem less shameless….I dig.

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2023

26

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Fitness is being marketed as some white nationalist, racist, misogynistic, pro-trump, far right, alt-right, Q-Anon, survivalist, anti-establishment, libertarian activity, at least by the media that is written by weak, low testosterone, cucks with man tits, who eat soy all day, while sucking back on their anti-depressants because they are weak little bitches…

The truth is, that’s all part of the agenda, try to give fitness a bad name, when clearly it’s the most important thing a person can do for health, wellness, clear state of mind, quality of life, especially in this world that wants us all fat, even where they shame fitness so that people who feel pressured to get fit, don’t bother, because they don’t want to be associated with all those “negative” things in their LIBTARD gang….

So from Fat Models, to vile bad foods, to sitting all day….FITNESS is being attacked, and I think as fat chick haters, we need to celebrate the fit chicks who are still vain enough to not want to be fat, since it’s gross, by doing fitness, and since we’re all low testosterone, lazy, given up on life fucks, just old school about it and not blaming fitness for it, all we can do is jerk off to the musculature and build of these bitches, you know, because when they are fit they fuck better, the look better, and their fitness exercises are basically pornographic while they do them….so hop on that fitness train perverts….do it for the future of HUMANITY…

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