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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

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2017

17

Apr

Ariel Winter Diaper Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter wore a diaper looking bikini to some Coachella Event to remind you that she’s a fucking over rated piled of disgusting shit -the sloppiest of sloppy – that I don’t think many dudes look at and think are hot – that’s reserved for the few dudes who watched her grow up on a shitty show – people seem to watch – even though it is on Network TV and that’s a dated concept…but what I guess is timeless is wanting to have sex with the girl on TV, because she comes across as more important or hot…even when she’s clearly not…it’s that stamp of approval….the she’s a celebrity stamp of approval…that makes her big tits she’s cut off and that grew back cuz she’s big…matter…


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2017

17

Apr

Kendall Jenner – Butt Shot of the DAy

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Kendall Jenner so shameless…going to parties in a thong because she’s confident in her ass…as a kardashian without the ARMENIAN DNA – she’s been trained to be shameless…and sure her ass is good…but that doesn’t matter – she’s a Kardashian and thus shit….

The only thing we can hope that comes from this, other than shit, because it is an ass, an ass that starves itself but knows all the ass tricks thanks to being raised by it…even her father got in on it when he was in the process of cutting off his dick…these people can make anything – hairy monster or not look fuckable…fucking witch doctors or sorcerers..

The only thing we can hope comes from this, is that all the lame followers she’s got – start wearing their thongs around to events…I feel like it will make more things interesting – whether it is CHURCH or whatever event…thongs make it better – and the asses don’t need to be injected, cool sculpted or trained…any ass will do…just as long as it is in a thong to stare at.

The world – is a weird place…


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2017

17

Apr

Katharine McPhee Riding Horses in Bikini Tops of the Day

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Katharine McPhee posted a picture of her in a bikini top riding a horse for all you Beastiality fetishists who are fighting like the homosexuals for marriage, but for your right to legalize animal love, as it shouldn’t be up to the state to get decide what I make love to…or ride until I reach orgasm, as Katharine McPhee is demonstrating…grinding up on a horses back…

I don’t actually know who Katharine McPhee is beyond an American Idol…but she is on a horse making a big stomach joke – cuz girl calls herself out for sucking in, when she wouldn’t have it any other way, like most girls, even fat girls, no one genuinely puts out their best gut pic…even when they are trying to be body positive about the shit…who cares…bikini on horse…not at coachella…good.

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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…


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2017

17

Apr

Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard…

Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted….

So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line…

Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you…

I find the whole thing pretty boring…really..

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2017

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day

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Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious…

The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious…

Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it…

I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because that’s what Trash does – and a world without TRASH is a world not worth living in..

She’s a big titty monster no one cares about – but I love it…I think it’s everything and more…and most importantly, I’m just glad she’s not at COACHELLA>..


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2017

17

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics –

I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone…

Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together.

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2017

17

Apr

Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day

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Tove Lo is so edgy…

While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead…

Tove Lo pulls out her tits…

And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute.


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2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…


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