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2017

14

Apr

Demi Lovato Pussy Shot of the Day

Demi Lovato posted a picture of her pussy in a bikini bottom…and her inspirational quote:

I don’t have a thigh gap and I’m still beautiful the way I am.

Because the world is about body positivity, not body shaming, it is an angle that worked for her and her audience that allowed her to push as far as she can in her fatness – before getting dumped – and getting fit…but not fit enough to have a thigh gap…

Thigh Gap…was not a thing when I was growing up, no dude I know cares if a girl has a thigh gap, I think it is self perpetuating from women hating women…as they do…but lets keep them insecure about not having a thigh gap, it increases our chances to keep them feeling insecure enough to fuck us – and that is a WIN.

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2017

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…

Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up.

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2017

14

Apr

Jessica Simpson Big Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has monster tits – tits I would like to decorate like easter eggs and hide around the house for me and the kids to milk and jerk off on….because Jessica Simpson despite being a big girl…is a big breasted girl…and rich…a blast from the past, still living, Easter Miracle or some shit…

Easter….tits.

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2017

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Bralette Commercial of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is so fucking cheesy.

The girls in Victoria’s Secret are so fucking cheesy.

They are just some mall brand bullshit quality nonsense that the mainstream buy into – and really that everyone buys into – because it’s functional, affordable, and stylish, despite raping China cheap later – to save money they can put into this shit like their team of models…the cheesiest fucking models.

Yes, they are hot, but fuck they are lame…they marry people like Adam Levine and shit…they go to all the parties and are famous and know they are hot…and people want to associate with them because they are famous and hot…and it’s this weird cycle of garbage..supporting garbage…

I like my models edgier and more interesting, but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to stand around – you take it…But at least they are half naked when they do it…and naked in other work they do to remain edgy, but they are still just promo models to me…really hot promo models.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret|Videos

2017

14

Apr

Terry Richardson Comeback Photos of the Day

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I guess a magazine called Document – felt it was only fair to give Terry – and icon in the photo world, hated by actual photographers for being a rockstar and a scam, who couldn’t actually take a photo, proving that photography is just about subject / location and pushing them – the device you capture it with doesn’t matter….a chance at taking pics again..

Some pussy bitch ass magazines and celebs have stopped working with him -because he has a bad rep – and they are scared.. but has never been charged with rape or sexual assault…meaning it’s all internet lies and trolls – just trolling for what they think is the feminist good – but that’s fucked up and a reminder that false rape allegations should land a cunt in jail…

The fact is that Terry, married, a father of twins, is probably still a creeper perv, like all 50 year olds taking pics of 20 years old…but that doesn’t mean the whole world aren’t fucking pervs…everyone fucks, everyone is sex obsessed, even the uptight social justice warriors who campaign agains this guy..bullshit…but here are some of his recent pics….

Pretty boring pics….definitely…fucking boring…

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2017

14

Apr

Nina Daniele for Playboy Croatia of the Day

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So apparently Nina Daniele is a model…and Playboy Croatia is a magazine, that you’d assume being from Croatia was some bootleg communist doctrine printed on rationed toilet paper, or old work camp outfits, but apparently they produce better than the American version of the magazine..that is apparently going back to nudity – but that will still suck because no one has any fucking vision these days and taking a hot nude is too easy for girls who take nudes to do – if anything all Playboy is there for is to validate these nude model sluts and the nude model shoots they are doing….so they can write PUBLISHED Model in their bio…

FASCINATING…

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2017

14

Apr

Lana Del Rey is a Cover Girl of the Day

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Lana Del Rey is on the cover of a magazine – in a bikini – hiding her gut – because she’s normally kind of fat…

I like use her and her success as a reminder that you don’t need to be all that hot, you don’t need to be all that good, you just need a dad with a lot of money who feels guilty you have a drug addiction to hire you a producer, who has a vision, to record her tormented love songs in a way that people like enough to buy into…so if you’ve got a rich dad and you’re not Lana Del Rey – you’re doing it all wrong- because you could be…it can be bought…and it was…

Posted in:Lana Del Rey|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Savvy Taylor Naked in a Bucket of the Day

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In very important Savvy Taylor news, since I’ve never heard of Savvy Taylor, but her nude pictures are on the internet so she was worth googling, only to find her social media, which is the blogging of the 2015s, you know fuck blogs, post a pic and get followers and make money, makes sense, at least for FB who owns all the real brand equity, let these idiots set up shop on our real estate, and hustle money on our real estate, but eventually we will collect, not to mention, their little shitty deals are nothing in comparison to the billions FB has made…right…

OK…well her name is Savvy Taylor and she’s got 70k followers – and she’s not a monster – but she can be…

She can also be naked in a bucket like a casual farm girl you’d want to milk, or at least milk yourself on.

I am into it.

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2017

14

Apr

Superman Dat Homeless and Other Videos of the Day

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Hilarious Couple Calling People at Turks and Caicos Restaurant Ni**ers because they left their Phone There…He is the CFO of Tobacco Superstores, Inc in Arkansas

Giant Rat of the Day

Racist Couple of the Day

Massive Bomb of the Day

Woman Loses Clothes in a Brawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is weird. I ask girls to tell me about their virginity…..but they don’t even remember losing their virginity. I ask them for vanilla and romantic sex…but they don’t want vanilla or romantic sex….so the conversation always goes to weirder places….like peeing on faces…

No I think Golden Showers have been a thing for a long fucking time, decades even centuries…but it was never considered part of normal sex…and for that reason alone it’s hot…

The first girl I peed on during sex was when I was 17, we were young, it was a good idea at the time, I don’t even know where I got the idea, but it happened and I loved it – and have forever carried it around with me my entire adult life…maybe it was just human instinct that brought it on….

Because it seems like the only girls willing to hang from TINDER…are ones who want to get peed on…maybe I just give off that “I’ll pee on you vibe”…I don’t fucking know…but it seems like the 1 in 100,000 girls who like to be peed on – have become the 1 in 100…and if that’s not an EASTER miracle…as a man who likes to pee on girls…I don’t know what is…

I think that is what EASTER is all about…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for Easter Since He Died for your Sins so Sin…

Tickle Me Elmo Doll Without the Fur
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Jennifer Garner Divorce is Happening
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Cheetah Cub B- Roll
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Christina El Moussa is Worth a Fuck
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A Tribute to Carrie Fisher to Jerk Off To
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Tom Cruise Does His Own Stunts
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The Future of WOmen’s Golf
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Abigail Ratchford – Monster Tits
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Golden Retriever Puppies Have no Mercy
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CJ Franco Looks Hot
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