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2023

25

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bigger Swimsuit of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is in a fat girl swimsuit, which is pretty unattractive, but that’s what fat girls are, unattractive, even in this era of chubby chasers willing to fuck them giving them confidence and now egos…

I am convinced that Iskra Lawrence was a fake fat girl, who saw the opportunity to monetize her fatness, so she just stuck with it, ran with it and will deal with her diabetes at a later date from the comfort of her deep pockets and pile of money made being a fat lady model, irresponsible to a generation of women who will end up sick by thinking it’s ok to be fat….

I am just glad that they’ve dressed her in a fat girl outfit, rather than a bikini, which they’ve pushed on us in the past and has been a terrible evolution of the fat model, because I’m of the school of thought that the fatties wear t-shirts and those one pieces with skirts attached to them. It’s important for the health and wellness of humanity.

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2023

25

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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2023

25

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Cowgirl Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is fucking bringing it, but it I mean tit, because she’s got them to bring…..

It’s some basic marketing strategy that you don’t need to be an industry baby to really grasp, because if you have the tits they open doors for you, like they’ve got little hands of their own, it’s just easier when your industry mom’s already paved the way for those tits with her tits before your tits, so that your titty hands don’t really need to get dirty.

She’s a Disney / ABC tv star, in some show about Montana, and she’s posting bikini cowgirl shit because country wester is trendy, especially when you have a show based in Montana….and the whole thing sits right with me, because this is what the tits are supposed to be doing….and seeing tits do what they are supposed to be doing….brings me a sense of calm….

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2023

25

Jul

Julianne Hough Birthday Bathtub of the Day

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Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone wild, not only did she get herself involved in the lewd and inappropriate devil’s work that is DANCE, but she did it with her brother, potentially literally, they were always a little too close….

She was drawn into the devil’s work that is Hollywood, getting herself dancing on TV, doing naughty sex acts with the likes of Ryan Seacrest, only to launch an alcohol brand that pushes the devil’s drink…..

She’s a Mormon gone wild, and now she’s celebrating her birthday in her life of luxury….because I guess choosing the devil’s work pays the fucking bills and offers her the good life…until ending up in hell in the afterlife, but at least all her homies will be there.

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2023

25

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I may be of the school of thought that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, but that typically offends the moms on the beach and potentially gets you arrested, depending on what oppressive beach that turns their back on the true human experience of ridding yourself of the social constructs of man, like clothing…

I also don’t really believe that me naked on the beach does anyone any favors, not even myself, unless I’m sunning my asshole, in hopes of getting rid of the anal cancer by burning it off…

I do believe that girls should be naked all the time, beaches included, and I guess the swimsuit is as close as we get to that, so that’s what makes them so exciting and why they fuel the internet and social media.

We need these bikini pics for our survival….she here you go.

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2023

25

Jul

Samara Weaving Posts her Thonged Ass of the Day

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Samara Weaving is some hotter than Margot Robbie, because Margot Robbie is an overrated, man-jaw, who looks like she’s in her mid to late 40s, but for whatever reason, the general public decided she was hot, thanks to being naked in Wolf of Wall Street and she has since been able to steal jobs from actual hot American chicks, because the industry decided the Australian immigrant was the answer.

It’s a conspiracy….

They say that Samara Weaving is from the same cloning centre in Australia, which would explain why Hollywood uses so many Australian talent that is hardly talented in their movies, since there can’t be an other logical reason why Australians are so into acting, besides being raised in a cloning facility for this shit….

Samara Weaving is not in the Barbie movie that is being packaged as cinematic masterpiece, that is culturally relevant and some take on the society we are living in, even though I am sure it’s totally out of out touch nonsense since it is according to Hollywood and their DEEP marketing budgets to brain wash the average retard into buying into their lies….because they need hits and retards are the foundation of those hits….

This whole Misogyny, Feminism, nonsense seems like only the worst middle-aged white woman with cats will fall for it…the rest of the idiots seeing the movie, just like Barbie…

Anyway, this isn’t about Barbie, it’s about Australian asses that we’re happy aren’t Margot Robbie, cuz that bitch is trash…this one is less trash, probably trashy, but less trash than hat other Australian Dingo.

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2023

25

Jul

Random Chick Demonstrates Her Crop Top’s Zipper of the Day

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The world may be collapsing, your life may be collapsing, inflation and cost of living may be destroying your soul, your debts getting higher, the cost of debt getting higher, the news with their fear mongering, the Global Warming lie, the 15 minute city scam, the Agenda 2030 you will own nothing and be happy…racism, white men sucking, everything is gay, or trans, they are coming for your kids, you’re being replaced, elections were rigged, Chefs were drowned, VACCINES kill and cause Autism, pandemics traumatized….

But I like to take a positive approach because who gives a fuck, it’s great to be alive and to experience this insanity, since nothing really matters, might as well cruise through it…

Which is why I like to focus on important content like this random slut from the internet demonstrating her two-way zipper on her crop top shirt, zipper goes up….zipper goes down….

You know, the IMPORTANT things in life…

Posted in:Videos

2023

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw one of the most blatant and disgusting displays of entitlement today…

I know we live in a world of spoiled and entitled babies, where grown up are basically children, who throw tantrums when they don’t get what they feel they deserve….

It’s the whole “participation prize” generation of lazy fucks who don’t work but want to be the next Kardashian….

Well, in this blatant and disgusting display of entitlement, a woman, probably mid-20s, with her big fat tits in a tank top, sitting on a cardboard box with a sign that read “looking for food, gifts, donations, weed or booze”….or something like that….

I’m like “bitch, you got those tits, use them”….to think a fake homeless hottie who wasn’t pulling off a viral stunt, but who has figured out an easy way to make money sitting on the street, doing basically nothing, isn’t using those tits, flashing those tits, “5 bucks to play with my tits”….or even better, actually whoring….is a fucking FLAW in our society, a glitch in the matrix, a system failure….and I’m pretty fucking mad about it.

I mean, I don’t actually care, I have no real emotions, but in theory, I am mad about it…a desperate whore not whoring is a disgrace.

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Selena Gomez Turns 31 in Pink
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Em Rata in her Bikini Top
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Drake is a Furry
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Salma Hayek Goes for a Swim in a One Piece Suit
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Olivia Culpo is Hot in NYC
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Selena Gomez ina Cleavage Filled Photoshoot
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Coins with Booby Traps in Them
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Dogs Messing with Horses
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Lisa Rinna’s Nude Selfie
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Bella Thorne in a White Top
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Gracie Hunt Does a Workout Video
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Lori Harvey in a Sheer Shirt
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People Facing Instant Karma
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Bridge Worker Falls 150 Feet and Survives
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Savannah Demers in a Bikini
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Dua Lipa Ice Creams in Italy
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Flight Attendant Thinks in he is a Comedian
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Trains vs Snow
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Iskra Lawrence in Lingerie
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Eugenie Bouchard has a Barbie Night
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Baby Sea Turtle Tastes Ocean for the First Time
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Car Has an Accident at the Quick Car Wash
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Detroit Tigers Play of the Day
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Don’t Drift Your Car Like This Guy
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Lithium Battery Fires
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Disturbing Gymnast Gag
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James Harden is the Hamburglar
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Gecko Sheds its Skin
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Cool Vintage Shop Cars
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Trae Young Gets Married
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Feeding a Forested Aquarium a Carrot
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Chantel Jeffries Bikinis in Jamaica
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Maddy Petsch Nipple FLash at an Event
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Nina Agdal Paul in Another Bikini
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Eva Longoria’s Fat Burrito Eating Ass in a Thong Suit Despite being 100 Years Old
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Sienna Miller Bikini on a Boat
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Kim Garner Hot Ass in Bikini
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Rachel Pizzolato Big tits
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Rita Ora Leaves an Event
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Lea Seydoux and Dita Von Teese at Dinner
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Lucy Hale Nipples ina Shirt
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Taylor Swift is an AI in Concert
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Sally Pressman at an Event
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Kate Beckinsale Getting her Face Done
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Suki Waterhouse Being Dramatic
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Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts
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Lips Stick
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Legal in Oklahoma
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Bus Shelter Dick Suck
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Tits in Nature
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Human Fleshlight
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Friends Face Off
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Baby Got Back
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Lindsay Lee Flashing
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Hot Asian Takes Load
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What is that Thing?
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What’s Up With Japan
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Jadenasty Nasty Dildo Ride
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31 People Having a shit Day
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Violet’s a Slut
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Mental MONDaYS
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That was Unexpected
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2023

24

Jul

Madelaine Petsch Nipples at an Event of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is one of the obnoxious theater kids who went viral for being cast in the Archie Comics spinoff series Riverdale that they pretended was a huge show, but I think they were all lying to us.

In being a huge show, even though it was stupid as shit, she managed to go viral and matter, in part thanks to being the hottest thing the show had to offer and not because she’s a rich South African immigrant with rich parents who made it in America, but because of her tits…

She’s now trying to keep her relevance by going to fashion events, being fashion forward, which means flashing titty….because tit is fashion gangsters, or at least it is when you want to get noticed, because you’re pulling your tits out and we like tits…

It’s all barely exciting, but it happened, her tits aren’t as great as you’d expect thanks to the lies of her padded bras, but despite being a ginger, the nipple isn’t invisible, so that’s probably a good thing, and important thing…..

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2023

24

Jul

Leni Klum Big Fish of the Day

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In tragic news, Leni Klum didn’t read Heidi Klum’s instructional note that she texted her way when Leni was out fishing, which for those of you who don’t know, is a huge content opportunity because these Youtube Fishing whores of Onlyfans make millions off their millions of followers, since fishing is fucking huge….

So Heidi, the stage mother who NEEDS Leni to be jerked off to, so that Heidi can benefit from the peripheral of that jerk off, by being the proud mom, and arguably the hot mom of the body being jerked off to.

So you know that Heidi’s ensuring Leni’s amazing body is being captured and exploited in the best strategic way possible, because of her expertise in her top level whoring for decades. Heidi is a master…

So when she wrote to Leni, probably in German, but maybe in broken english “Be sure to show them your clam” or maybe “your pink tuna” she didn’t mean the actual fish….and more importantly, she didn’t mean to make a bikini top out of the fish, maybe balance on or under those heavy hitters, but to block out the tits like they aren’t there and don’t deserve to be seen, like they aren’t the stars of the Leni Klum and by association the Heidi Klum show….is fucking TRAGIC…

You can still look at her pussy through her bathing suit bottoms, but is Leni still Leni when the tits are hidden….definitely not…

Still lots of Leni Tit for us to experience in the years of exploitation to come, we’ll just look past this blunder and move on, while waiting for her attempt to redeem herself with the next one…

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