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2024

12

Aug

Victoria Justice Simulates Sex on the Beach with her Full Tits of the Day

I wasn’t one of those Victoria Justice perverts when she was on TV. She’s a Nickelodeon star and I just don’t really do that whole thing. Not to mention, the Nickelodeon stars, despite being horny sluts willing to suck dick or let their producer suck their feed in exchange for that meal ticket, were always pretty boring to me.

Sure, they were the late teen, early 20 year olds pretending to be teens that were probably fucking more than any of the other young actors out there, but they were so corny while they were doing it.

So when people were jacking off to Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande was going to great heights as a fat shamer and thus American shamer, before being blown up at her concert that killed her ex boyfriend Mac Miller…..leaving Victoria Justice in her tail lights….

I was not looking at Justice’s tits….

I am currently looking at Justice’s tits…and they are fuller than I thought they’d be which works out nicely since her latest album drop, her first in a decade for the cash grab, is being marketed with bikini content…

Justice for Justice’s tits….is what I say….if I knew she had tits like this back then, I would have never bought all those Ariana grande fleshlights….

Justice for Justice’s tits!

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2024

12

Aug

Julianne Hough Promotes her Book in her Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone actually gives a fuck about Julianne Hough, but incest porn is super popular and we all assume she’s fucked her brother, so she matters.

I also know that the average retard American in their mold filled trailer park home, sucking on the Mountain Dew that they wish they could get an IV for, while losing their toes to diabetes, fucking LOVE her reality TV show and would probably buy her book even if “THEM BOOKS ARE HARD TO READS”, just to show some support…

What I like is that she’s a dancer and dancers are pretty slutty, all in-tune with their bodies, with muscle memory that can be applied to fucking…

I like that she’s got a hot fit body, even in her old age and that she’s a MORMON GONE WILD who has escaped her church and with that freedom went extreme on the other side of the morals and values chart.

She didn’t do porn, because she didn’t have to do porn, she got a Hit TV Show….but she did do her own kind of porn with RYAN SEACREST and that’s what matters….

She is promoting a book about being diddled as a Mormon dancer or some shit, at least that’s what I assume the book is about….

She’s promoting it by dancing in her underwear, either because she’s a slutty slutty whore, who is into her hot dance body…or because she knows her nude content does better than clothed content and she wants as much hype as she can get with it…because she’s a slutty slutty whore…

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2024

12

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass in her Concert Panties From Behind of the Day

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I’m the kind of guy who likes looking at a girl’s ass, so when she pivots her hips towards the sky, allowing her pussy to have more from behind visibility, I typically get excited.

I’ll admit that despite despising the witchcraft and manipulation of the minds of the masses brought on my the flacid sliced ham that is Taylor Swift and/or her handlers who present her to us as if she’s some kind of wonderful, I almost thought it was hot.

The zero sex appeal starlet who apparently fucks a lot because she needs material for her teen romance songs, despite being 40 years old, almost got me in….

The fact that she’s got three inch tights under her underwear is why they didn’t trap me, even thought the tights are probably better than her alligator blue web of veins white chicks get…coupled with the fact that it’s Taylor Swift….the Travis Kelce collector…

Luckily….she’s not fat…but that doesn’t really do much for her since through it all she’s still the stupidly popular Taylor Swift…

I’d still watch the sex tape though!

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2024

12

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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All the racist, right wing, trad wife life, alpha male conspiracy theorists out there are saying that there is going to be another pandemic before the election, or a cyber attack, or an alien invasion, or a financial collapse, so that you can all live in the pods eating bugs under the new communist regime….

To which I say….make these healthcare workers HEROES again, and they’ll just keep on bringing the smut.

The nurse fetish is an old one, a good one, assuming you like women who change diapers and have pussies covered in MRSA..

So bring on that pandemic…we need a little excitement, free money, closed businesses, and a solid excuse to not socialize, or leave the house and stream all day while eating snacks..

Posted in:NURSES

2024

12

Aug

Alix Earle is the Instagram Of The Day

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Alix Earle is some big titty, probably fake titty, instagram or tiktok celebrity who at one time was the most hyped influencers because she had the minds of the young slutty girls in her hand….

She’s now a legit money making machine, which would make her stepmom ASHLEY DUPRE very proud, since Ashley DUPRE was a whore long before instagram ever existed and she fucking love the art of whoring…

She’s also fucking an NFL athlete because that’s where whores like their pussies to land…RIGHT ON THE COCK of an NFL player, even TAYLOR SWIFT does it, so you know it is meaningful or that it at least generates hype to continue the whroing.

If you’re going to whore, whore right…NOT left…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

12

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Back of the Day

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In the greatest news in the history of news, during this dark and horrible 5 year news cycle, our girl Lindsay Lohan is back..

She’s clearly got a handle on her face injections, BOTOX treatments and overall wellbeing because the LEGEND is looking better than she has in a few decades.

For those of you who know, when I started this site it was at the early stages of the blog era of blogs, there were only one or two blogs outside of this one.

PerezHilton had just started, maybe JustJared existed, WWTDD.com was around and a couple of others…

Our crack team of experts thought that since Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton as their mascot, we’d do Lindsay Lohan. That’s was the extent of the thought process and a long and sordid love affair of me pretending to be obsessed with LOHAN began….

If you’re wondering, it’s a great strategy to

Since she moved away, married, had kids, opened a beach club, fell off from the Hollywood Machine, I’ve been consistent in saying that that girl will win an Oscar when she decides to make a comeback.

At the time, I was planning on being the person to pull her out of the gutter, to brush the soot off her face, to help cleanse her of all her baggage, to wash and cut her hair like a Pretty Woman meets Extreme Makeover….with a script I wrote for her in hand, because in this fantasy, I write Academy Award winning scripts…all to give her the part I wrote for her of a crackwhore survival story…sucking the right dicks out of the gutter….a story of redemption.

Since that never happened, I don’t know how to write and I forgot that as my plan because I’m very lazy and talentless, she’s doing Freaky Friday 2 with that dude Jamie Lee Curtis, which I am sure will be as shit as Freaky Friday 1 and no Oscars will be won…but this is a starting point.

Not that I’ve ever seen any Lohan movie besides The Canyons Prairie Home Companion – RIP Garrison Keillor a #MeToo victim no one noticed got #MeTooed…..but I know winning an Oscar is a load of bullshit and can be done…

So the point of the story, Lohan at 40 years old…is BACK.

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2024

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend…

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Pair Of Eagles Engaged In Fighting Get Separated By A Woman
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Child Falling From An Escalator Gets Stopped By Another Kid In China
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Katy Perry’s Steamy Italian Getaway: Small Bikini Struggles to Hold Her Ample Boobs
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Alexa Mansour Nipple Pokies Selfie!
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TBT: DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD BITCH!
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Elsa Hosk Is Here To Enchant You
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“Please never take medical advice from an influencer”- Internet reacts as Joey Graceffa
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Bikini BOMBSHELL Brooke Lily Brazelton
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Triplets Prank People By Pretending To Be Cloning Aliens
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Tight Yoga Pants
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The Hottest Krista Keller Photos Around The Net
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Katy Perry’s Takes Her Latest Single to Europe!
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Carmen Electra is Smoking By the Pool!
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Woman Ends Up Tripping And Farting Right At Her Doorstep
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Claire Danes Selling Stunning NYC Townhouse
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Blake Lively Cleavage in an Open Blazer!
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Heavy Fetish Facial Abuse
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Slut Craft (Sex Game)
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2024

09

Aug

Carmen Electra’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Carmen Electra is a legacy whore.

She’s 100 fucking years old and has been whoring since her youth, back when Prince decided to create her…probably under real wholesome conditions…because when a midget famous person lures in a young eager chick who grew up to be a fake titty model in Playboy…you know it’s a wholesome origin story….one they’d make a Christmas movie about….”Miracles in Minneapolis Streets”

She’s in a sheer top, showing off her tits, which are actually purchased tits, so they’re basically someone else’s tits..presented as hers and she’s far too old for this kind of insanity, but thanks to photoshop she can keep the dream alive for those OnlyFans subscribers….because she’s garbage fucking trash…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2024

09

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I keep seeing whores out there really embracing the country lifestyle. They’re rocking Real Tree prints and shopping at Bass Pro shop. They are watching cowboy movies and connecting with ranchers, country music and cowboys. They like the trad wife movement, and the getting out into nature for an off grid experience….at least the good girls are…there are still freakish cat ladies who think being into American roots is WEIRD…

I’m just waiting for these instagram whores converging with the outdoorsman….to use the fishnets for their intended purpose on a fishing trips with actual fish nets.. in ways we can jerk off to because there vaginas are exposed.

In the meantime…they’re still doing glamour model shit in fishnets and the fishnet pantyhose, with all it’s mesh, speaks to our perversion apparently..

Posted in:Fishnets

2024

09

Aug

Sydney Sweeney AI Porn is Retarded of the Day

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I just came across some Sydney Sweeney AI porn, which is WAY too similar to the early 2000 celebrity FAKES that involved celeb faces being cropped onto porn bodies.

So the AI thing is nothing new, other than being able to make the celebrities say racist shit in videos while they diddle themselves in the “DEEP FAKE”….

The people who jerk off to deepfakes, celebrity fakes, AI nudes are weird to begin with, but I guess it’s some sort of fantasy of what their favorite celebs pussy would look like if it was a gutter porn chick, which in a lot of cases these celebs are….so I support you in your harmless quest of weirdness to jerk off to….

I just don’t understand why you’d do a Sydney Sweeney nude AI when you can literally google Sweeney and see her actual tits in action and being perverted….but the internet is a weird place that wants CGI nudes instead of actual nudes…you fucking robot brains plugged into the mainframe system….

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