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2017

21

Mar

Bella Thorne Brings the Bikini Pictures of the Day

Bella Thorne must be feeling like her hustle is getting old or tired – because the last 5 posts before this one were her in winter gear…even though she knows that no one wants to see her in winter gear…we’re here for the TITS….bro…

So luckily she didn’t totally fall off course, and figure it is time to hang that coat up, and get back into her damn bikini because either her period is up, her attempt to prove she’s not just jerk off material….or the bet with her friend that she’s not addicted to slutty conversations…and posts….and she’s back because when you’re a creepy old pervert like me…18 year olds in bikinis are hot…

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2017

21

Mar

Selena Gomez – New Face Who This – Photoshoot of the Day

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Selena Gomez has a new face, it’s either from getting fucked by a black Canadian with a big dick…or from her LUPUS swelling gone done, or filling her out, cuz it’s from face filling…because that’s what all these entitled under 25 year old sluts are doing…

She’s fresh out of Rehab…from her “burn out”…because all these kids robbed from their childhoods are victims…who are told their addictions or substance abuse….are a disease and that they need to put money into rehab facilities because rehab facilities like money and coddling weak addicts who like being coddled into thinking they have a disease besides their LUPUS…

Who cares, she’s looking good, and she was and always will be the fucking worst..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram Ass VS Paparazzi Ass of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood, the ass on Instagram vs the ass in the paparazzi pictures, is some of the biggest news of the day….but not really…I just like looking at an aging Playboy…trying to be relevant with all her nature porno pics after years of trying to be a TV host after having cocaine sex with Ryan Seacrest….and hosting nerd TV…and now doing this…

It’s always so exciting when the paparazzi vs instagram photoshoppped facetune pics come out…because everything is a lie…the internet is a lie…and I am a lie when I try to get girls to send nudes…

But she’s not really lying…she’s just being shot by bad angles…

TO SEE THE PICS click here

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2017

21

Mar

Hot Arizona Pussy and Other Videos of the Day

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Diner Brawl

Husband Caught with Mistress…

Accident of the Day

Chinese Building Demo

Head Injuries after a fight

No Train – Horn Prank

Biker of the Day

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2017

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Being addicted to getting nude selfies – means all I talk about is nude selfies…whether it’s on the site…or to the people I am trying to get nude selfies from….meaning I get blocked a lot on social media and text messaging….always out hunting for new nudes – but never building enough of a relationship to get those nudes before sabotaging and offending them for only asking for nudes….and not just any nudes…the latest request is spread ass with a bareback dick tip in your twat….I mean you’d think I’d simmer down…but I am always one step past appropriate when it comes to perversion….even though the general public is moving forward in perversion…I mean in high school I’d ask girls to tell me about their bush and their masturbating…but they always got uncomfortable…probably because I was the supply teacher….

What I am saying is they just can’t keep up with me…at least I’m good at something, an innovator, paving the way for a future generation…

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Jaime Pressly Got Broken Into
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SI Slut in a Bikini
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NERF John WIck
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The Yellow Power Ranger is a Lesbian
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How Much Sleep Do You Really Need – Clickbait
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Tim Allen on Being a Republican in Hollywood
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How TO Make a Chinese Burger with your Computer Case…What?
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World Record Mountain Biking Speed Champion
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2017

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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When a girl doesn’t want to send me sex videos with her boyfriend or ex boyfriend that I know deep down inside she wants me to see…

I try to guilt trip her, I congratulate her on the WIN…and tell her that she’s a devil and that I hope she sleeps well tonight -knowing the pain she caused….and I make it clear that my pathetic existence may be a constance…but that just means I am used to losing…and that I will pull my jerk off pants back up…and go on with life…and that I will overcome…because I AM like the inspiration of the Destiny Child song Survivor…and that I will over come…

Then I send them this video…

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Penelope Cruz Will Play a Monster in her Next Movie
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Kate Hudson – Hard Nippled Mom in a Slutty Outfit
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Big Mariah Carey Tits
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Katy Perry Celine Dion Transition Complete
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Tim ALlen on Being a Republican in Hollywood
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Abigail Ratchford – Big Old Tits
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J.Low in A.Rod’s Family Affairs
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The Economics of Beards…
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Naked Celebs….
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Shaq Thinks the Earth is FLat
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Kim Kardashian Prepared for RAPE in Paris…What’ever That Means…I’m Guessing Throwing Out the Condoms and Self Lubricating her Asshole…
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Rat Cow – Bikini
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Some Rapper’s Grammar Lesson Rap
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Mariah Carey – Panty Flash
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Some Weird Documentary with Internet Warriors
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Megan Fox in Bikini….
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Some Fast Food Clickbaid – 15 Secrets Fast Food Companies Don’t Want You to Know About
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K-Pop Girls are the Best
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Selena Gomez Photoshoot…Slut
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Bull Do g in a Helicopter
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Conor McGregor is a Joker
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Victoria’s Secret Models….
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Python Eats Hyenna for Nature
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Christina Milian – Cameltoe
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The Crazy West Jet Failed Landing
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Rachel McCord Bikini….
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Katy Perry Admits to Eating Kesha’s Pussy
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Rocket Launch of the Day
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Beauty and the Beast Made A lot of Money – Even Though Emma Watson is a Monster
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Rachel McCord Panty Flash….
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Sara Underwood – Erotica
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Car VS Bike
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Mischa Barton Hooker Water Bikini
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Police Found Tom Brady’s Jersey in Mexico
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The Dead Puppy Found in a Plastic Bag Under the Sea Video Breaks my Heart
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Victorias Secret Model Devon WIndsor Ass and Fit Body in a Bikini
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Prince William Dad Dancing is Wild
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Ass To Mouth of the Day
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A Bunch of AMazing Nude Models
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Vintage Porn Trailer
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Hot Chick Hot Ass Hot Pussy
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The Jello MOLD Pussy
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Lesbian Sex Tape Featuring a Dude
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Sheer Outfit at the Beach
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Big Old Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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40 Seconds of Weirdness on the Wheel Chair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

20

Mar

Bella Thorne for some Cosmetics Company of the Day

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You know the day is coming to an end and my turning off my computer to sext, drink, sext in real life, get rejected, feel like a failure, hate myself and pass out on the floor, luckily not covered in puke because my body loves alcohol so much it doesn’t let me waste it….when I post some Bella Thorne…

I’m into drinking her Kool Aid, I’d rather it was her squirt, something I’m not convinced she does yet, as it hasn’t been snap chatted..

I like that she’s a young girl who has a great body and a jacked up from face filler face…who consistently brings low level perverted content for her pervert fans…

I like knowing that there will continue to be a generation of young sluts…who are even more into exhibitionism thanks to 24 hour a day social media channels…something the young narcissists never had back when they had teams control their image….allowing her to represent the real chaos…of everything….going on in the world…ass and porn…tits and sexts…everything….out of fucking control…and she’s the one with the most mainstream commercial success doing it…I mean other than the Kardashians and all the other influencers with more followers than her…who work as actors in the mainstream…

This is a shoot she did for a magazine…

This is a shoot she did for a make-up company…

In both, she’s a bit tranny looking…the way you want her to be thanks to her tranny-like head….but that body…tight.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Dioni Tabbers by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my documenting of her getting naked -> LINK HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO GO FIND IT

She’s DUTCH, she’s got 24,000 followers, she’s not a hipster model from LA, but she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things…I am too self involved and focused on nudes that time to name these holes is just wasted energy….

It’s like the fact that she’s got a vagina proves to me that she’s just another dog doing tricks to please the patriarchy….and I’m just down with her CONTRIBUTION to the world..

This is shot by Ellen Von Unwerth who is a great, legendary even, photographer who pretends to be the female Helmut Newton and gets work because of it…since that’s not a bad thing, her pics are good, she’s good, and most importantly..she’s a pervert with pervert pics…an icon to some…mainly nude models who get to shoot with her and feel validated that all the getting naked was building toward something great…

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2017

20

Mar

Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs…

Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift….

I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

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Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW