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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever…

I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter.

I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little…

The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people.

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2017

Mar

Toni Garrn Titties of the Day

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Toni Garrn is Leo’s German post Jewish girlfriend….or was…but always will be thanks to herpes lasting forever…herpes that were worth getting thanks to your body slowly building an immunity making the outbreaks far less painful as time goes on…a small price to pay to get the media attention for being with such an a-lister…it is the stamp of approval on her twat…that the other dudes she date find of value – like some collectors edition herpes they can put on their rich person wall. The modern hunting trophy….in this animal friendly place…

Well, she’s showing her tits and I think we can all agree that Titanic was an amazing movie that still brings tears to our yes…

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2017

Mar

People Like Eminiem’s Facetuned Daughter of the Day

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Her name is Hailie Scott, she is Eminem’s pre fame daughter who played a character in his music while he was ripping her hooker / stripper mother apart, all in efforts to be the most accessible rapper to demented white trash who like beating their wives….and I’ve always thought he was a good time…

She’s got 300,000 followers on instagram and I guess she’s recently been featured in some mainstream magazine asking “where is baby Hailie now?”….since people remember the late 90s, they remember the girl who must be in her 20s now…and it’s time for her to milk it.

Milk it like a Hadid, she’s skinny enough in leggings, her family rich enough, her access pretty fucking massive…her dad is Eminem and she’s a fucking star in his songs…it’s like the best marketing an instagram hooker could have…

Her average face, clearly run through some facetuning, it’s blurry and weird looking and she should ask dad for some money to hire some photographers and retouchers – a dermatologist to Kylie Jenner / Muppet her face because cheesy fratty pics are one thing, but average looking skinny girls posed slutty – is easy to polarize and get girl on the runways in Paris Fashion week….like all these other rich kids…

I’d like to watch her do things Eminem describes doing to women…while listing to songs of Eminem singing about her…or those things he’d do to women…as his daughter does those things…because it’s meta…and because clearly any rich kid is going to be fucked up – especially Eminem’s daughter..because he built a career on dysfunction…

I’d like to see her up her instagram game…like the sluts of instagram…

Follow her ENCOURAGE THAT INSTAGRAM FAME

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2017

Mar

Bar Refaeli Makes Another Baby of the Day

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Bar Refaeli, known for her tits….and for her vagina being tainted by Leo DiCaprio when she was in her playful model years, before moving back to her hometown of Tel Aviv in Israel, where she found the richest guy she could, to have the best life she could have, getting married and breeding not once, but twice….

This was her recent big titty announcement that “something is cooking”…in some Orthodox jewish get as pregnant as you want it is God’s will, as you can, it’s a gift…and bitch is rich enough to support an army of her own like she was Heidi Klum…a German…the opposite of a Jewish…but without her people there would be Israel…my god it’s so confusing…I wonder if it will be born with a tail…

Their baby was born in Aug 2016…these fertile fucks….because you’re only supposed to announce at 3 months…so this thing’s been brewing since she had a 3 month old…most dudes don’t fuck their wives for the first 8-10 weeks of birthing cuz their pussies are broken…but I guess she’s a model and did the C-Section – not wanting to ruin any of her bikini pics with meaty scar tissue…but still…milk filled and breast feeding a three month old when the sperm collided with her uterus….like a fucking rat….or really any animal..having a litter…I find it very white trash….this is what happens to hookers in the trailer part…only rich and fancy.

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2017

Mar

Melissa Benoist in a Bikini of the Day

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Melissa Benoist is in a bikini in Mexico on vacation because her entire life isn’t a vacation….

I am sure she’s got a massive nerd following because she is supergirl and dudes are loyal about that nerd shit, even if the girl in the movie or show playing their fantasy isn’t all that hot…

That’s right, I said it, Melissa Benoist is not that hot…whether she’s in a supergirl outfit or not….

But dudes like her and her average at best, not so supergirl body…that’s out of the spanx uniform and is all around uninspiring…

Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, is more interestinly a girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes….

I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…or really any pay – but it’s an investment you make when you put that shit out there playing that it was a damn violation….and not a fuck on camera, release, PR the shit out of it, benefit from the hits…cuz people like watching other people fuck…

At the tim of her sex tape scandal she was Glee cast member, who fucking some dude or possibly Lea Michele with a condom on, in the self shot porno that was probably staged and necessary in promoting Supergril….eminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t and if we want to get noticed ,it’s a good tactic.

The shocker wasn’t that there was no shocker in the video, or that she was in the video in the first place, tI was just shocked she was using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counted as hollywood people at the time, but I guess she is now, so she probably doesn’t use condoms anymore…she was an amateur then, not realizing herpes is a stamp of success and approval….

Now this isn’t Dick in Pussy, she’s gone onto do some nerd content at Supergirl…and looking average at best in a bikini…I mean that’s not a superhero body – doesn’t bitch know what squatting is…she’s supposed to be a damn superhero…

What another hollywood scam…

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2017

Mar

Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s.

She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer….

She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows.

Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer.

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2017

Mar

Bella Thorne Tonguing the Wrong Thing in Canada of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a disney star, super famous instagram hooker, nude enough to keep us interested, social media manipulating, next generation redheaded goddess with a jacked up her face with injections…and acne scars…

She’s gone and stuck her tongue on a fence post…..stickin that tongue to it…and I find the whole thing rude and offensive…because when in Canada her tongue should only be stuck to my anus….it’s a welcoming – thank you for your maple syrup – Jesus Martinez – Ambassador of Canada thing…

And her sticking it to a metal post, that’s just mocking me…

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2017

Mar

Naked woman Running on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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The Woman Puts Her Meth in her Ass…

Maggots in CHinese Food

TSA Feels a Kids Dick

Dudes Fighting forget to let their friend in as they drive off…

Car Crashes Through Animal Hospital – no One Died

Panda Falls Out of Tree….Poor Little Guy

Leg Day Leg Break

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2017

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I met a girl in a bar who bet me oral sex to completion for something…now she was 300 pounds, her face was mangled and old, but I figured a blow job is a blow job unless it ends up with me eating her out for 5 hours, because you know she was going to drag that shit out….

I was not prepared to take on the challenge, so I convinced an asian dude next to me to do it, and in his broken English he lost the bet….because he didn’t know who Meryl Streep was….

Poor bastard…..there are victims….from all angles, not just women.

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2017

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some fat as fuck girl, I am talking monster level of fat girl, on a dating app that doesn’t pay me to be plugged….apologized for not answering me….after I asked her to fuck….because she was pretending she doesn’t get notifications…..but based on her look, she should set all the notifications even rig that shit to some flashing light and siren system in her home on some Ghostbusters or Fireman shit….so she doesn’t miss the one dude who is demented enough to want to fuck her pussy hole….because he’s pathetic and me…

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