DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2017

06

Mar

Mimi Elashiry Nipples for Attention of the Day

Mimi Elashiry is some instagram hooker…she’s got close to a million followers, I am one of her followers, but I follow too many people and don’t get all of them in my feed, and don’t really know why I follow people, or who the people I follow are…I just know that I was aware somewhere in my brain that she exists…I just don’t know why she exists or what she does….but people clearly care about her…and she clearly cares about getting noticed while at some event….tits out in a sheer top….pretty fucking exposed…but that’s the nature of this generation…tits out for attention…it seems so funny, yet amazing….and i come from a place where girls wouldn’t show their tits to get ahead…at least not the masses, they wouldn’t get work if they did, they’d get blacklisted as whores, so I appreciate every single nipple that comes my way…via the internet and the fact that it is mainstream and accepted to show up places like this…since tits are fucking wonderful.

Here’s a video of her doing her dances…

Posted in:Mimi Elashiry

2017

06

Mar

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev on Yachts of the Day

No Comments »

Julianne Hough is apparently getting married because she’s basic like that, you know doing the whole rich and famous princess wedding for someone who I will assume is really fucking lame, uninteresting, entitled and bratty…totally something I don’t like from a professional dancer, I like when they are less hollywood and on tv and more broken, in strip clubs, trying to pay the bills for their shitty kids because they don’t live the dream life….they live a fucking nightmare…the way anyone who trains to be a pro dancer should be….

That said, she’s on her bachelorette party with her bff…Canadian herpes owner Nina Dobrev and the whole thing seems fucking lame as you’d expect…just basic women with too much money and celebrity…the worst…but in bikini…so not so bad I guess…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Some videos and shit..

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Jean Campbell’s Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

I know what you’re thinking…is this Jean Campbell the same Jean Campbell who was a competitive Slalom Canoeist who won an Olympic bronze in the 70s….the answer is definitely not…but she could be her daughter….you know all these Olympians from the 70s and their shitty daughters becoming actual catwalk walking models….that seems like a lie, scam…..because rich kids get what they want…

I used to work in a party rental company, where I would set up weird games for rich kids, who had these over the top parties to outdo other rich kids, and they’d sing and dance with lame DJs like they were Britney Spears…in an era When Britney spears mattered…and those kids…are now in their 20s and their playing make-belief became legit work….

That’s not to say Jean Campbell is one of those rich kid models, but she’s a model, so we’ll just assume she’s as cheesy as they are…all showing her nipples for a magazine..works for me…and for you…and for us…and for everyone…a little joy in this shitty world…

Posted in:Jean Campbell

2017

06

Mar

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

No Comments »

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened….

While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job….

I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately…

Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them…

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Ella Weisskamp Nude Model of the Day

No Comments »

I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram…with something like 7500 women I follow, like and comment on…and they just ignore…because they like having the extra follower…but like all women..are using opportunistic cunts who think they world should be their fans like they are Britney Spears or some shit…when they aren’t much more than an instagram model..

That’s not to say Ella Weisskamp isn’t wonderful or an actual model…or to say she’s just shamelessly getting nude as these girls do for follows…she’s got an actual model agency and a small fanbase…so we can assume she’s the rare unicorn that is not getting naked for attention or marketing – but for purpose and ART…and mindfullness…right…that’s it…she’s naked for mindfulness…and I love it…cuz she’s naked…

Great fake tits though…unless they are real…which confuses me…but I like it.

Posted in:Ella Weisskamp

2017

06

Mar

Nicki Minaj Shirt of the Day

No Comments »

I guess fat clown turned Nicki Minaj…the acting student white as fuck girl in NYC turned signed entertainer…who just ran with it…as far as she could take it…and as long as people were looking and paying her…she figured it was worth owning it….and eventually people started believing she was black, rapper, and I guess it worked of her…enough that she’s rich as fuck, famous, and can go to fashion events with her fake tit out – because when looking for some low level press – when all you know is low level press…this is what you do…

It’s not hot, but it’s weird and it happened, so whatever…I’ll post it…cuz more tits exposed in this world…is a good thing…even when it’s on some pile of shit like this thing…it’s a step in the right direction.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TIT IN A PASTY – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Rihanna in a Convenience Store of the Day

No Comments »

I saw at least 5 people on instagram repost these pictures of Rihanna for some hipster fashion bullshit magazine…with captions like “fire”…or “fierce”..or “best shoot of the year”…and I’m looking at the pics thinking…”how could this be the best shoot of the year, I can’t see her asshole dilating…or really any genital area that is probably dirty well travelled, been fucked a lot and that is more interesting than whatever this is…that excites people for one very simple reason…they are basic idiots who buy into anything they are sold…it’s the whole reason Rihanna even exists…so fuck you all.

But I don’t mind the pic of her sucking the popsicle like a cock – that little harlot…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

06

Mar

Playboy Brazil Has Interesting Casting of the Day

No Comments »

So in America – Playboy stopped doing nudity – only to start doing nudity again – because why would anyone want to buy a magazine with no nudity – when nudity is everywhere – all over instagram and other places…

While Playboy Brazil does BBW porn….

Her name is Fluvia Lacerda…she’s a plus sized model, and people like fat chicks…it’s the big ass, the big tits, the short life span and other health issues that could get in the way of accidentally knocking them up…

We live in a fat obsessed world where everyone is fat….and perverts will get down to anything…and throw in some ethnic flavor and black dudes who love fat chicks…and you have whatever the fuck this Playboy Brazil weirdness is…that makes no sense to me – but that is totally fucking fascinating…

Posted in:Fluvia Lacerda

2017

06

Mar

Naked Guy in the Subway and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Fat Bitches at the Slap Contest

Monkey Cums for a Couple Sluts

Woman Stripped Topless for being a Slut

Woman Stripped Bottomless for being a Slut

Women Fight In Traffic

Dude Busted for not Obeying the Line

Brawl in the Middle East

One Direction Brings the Gayest Brawl Ever of the day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Send Nudes is pretty mainstream a concept now…but it’s been my life philosophy for well over a decade…I feel like I’ve committed my life to it…before people were sending nudes…I even had shirt designs for the sweatshop with “send nudes” as the graphic…so ahead of my time…now everyone is on the send nudes kick…and for some reason, no one’s fucking sending me nudes….it’s like I’m a loser at pretty much all I do…

Here are some Morning Lunks..

Tilda Swinton – Playing a Man in a Movie – Erotica
CLICK HERE

The SUV Bigger was Murdered in For Sale
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer – 18 with tits
CLICK HERE

Soldier Returns Home to Fuck his Sister
CLICK HERE

Deadpool 2 Teasers…
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff Hangs with her Rapist baby Daddy
CLICK HERE

Rescue Pig and her 6 Piglets
CLICK HERE

One Direction Gets Arrested for Beating a Paparazzi
CLICK HERE

Who Framed Roger Rabbit – 3 Rules of Living Animation…
CLICK HERE

Kristen Stewart on Text Messages
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS