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2017

29

Mar

Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing.

Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having a great fucking face to want to smear your dick on….a face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties in part of the money making program..but I guess we’re in an era of all girls using their titties…for pretty much everything.

Marloes Horst is The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…he’s a nub…

Marloes Horst is doing a shoot for some trendy brand…and I guess nipples are part of the trends…THANK goodness her name rhymes with whore(st)….because I love whores….

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2017

29

Mar

Jenna Dewan Tatum’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Every girl is a feminist, even the ones that are perpetuating the patriarchy in starving themselves to meet some ideal that has been set for them, often times by other women, to not be fat pigs…and for some reason…are confusing being a fat big and empowered with feminism…when you’re just doing the same thing the skinny women are doing as they perpetuate the patriarchy…because that’s what you all want…the traditional sense or acceptance as being a hot chick…not a healthy or happy or successful or fulfilled chick…but a hot chick….and they think shifting the social norm to think hot chicks are defined differently than they were is not just perpetuating objectifying themselves…idiots..

But when feminism presents itself in fashion, by not wearing bras, by showing their nipples, as a Feminist, I celebrate them….but mainly as a pervert because this nipples out thing doesn’t progress shit, but it gives me tit to jerk off to…

I once met Channing Tatum’s manager or agent in a bar, he told me that when he used to bring him scripts at his house, he’d be having “naked” parties with this woman he ended up marrying and knocking up….and he’d try to get the agent in on it with them…and as someone who likes nudity….looking at the nipple of someone who likes being nude…I’m just mad she’s not walking out mom pussy forward…exposed…and flapping in the wind…what a cunt…unfortunately…not literally.

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2017

29

Mar

The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day

Your girl Sarah Michelle Gellar is in some Entertainment Weekly 20 year reunion celebration of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I never watched or cared to watch, but that made a lot of people a lot of money, mainly because of teen girls, and I guess sad 30 year old girls…but more interestingly…virgin loser nerds who lived and still live in their mom’s basements…..

Seriously, some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit, like some French Canadian mom who smokes too many cigarettes with her pencil thin lips and rough looking mom face…this is not the face of a celebrity, but rather that of a tired Walmart cashier who struggles with her meth addiction everyday…because it’s a struggle people…

I don’t know, this terrifies me…but reminds me that some things should be left in the past….and maybe she’s the vampire in need of being slayed….SLAY…

Posted in:Sarah Michelle Gellar|SFW

2017

29

Mar

Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And those people are me…

But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives….

I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy…

But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why…

All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered

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2017

29

Mar

Sex in an Uber and Other Videos of the Day

Grocery Store Dude Looking Upskirt

Python Cut Open to Find a Dead Man…..

Dude Rubbing His Dick on a Sign

Panty Thief

Doctors and Nurses Dancing in the Operating Room

Man VS Iguana

Happy Bride!

Dump Truck Drifting

Demolition Gone Wrong

Dude VS Owl

Scooter Steals from Woman’s Car

Deadly TUK TUK Road Rage

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fat strippers, or really fat girls in general with bolt on breast implants confuse the fuck out of me. You’d think they’d take the money for their tits and allocate it to doing some fucking fitness, maybe hiring a personal trainer, getting some liposuction, anything but a set of bolt on tits…that attempt to offset the belly, but nothing ever off sets the belly, cuz girl’s got a fucking belly…

That said, there’s not enough romance in a strip club..but there are a lot of average looking girls you can molest for 10 dollars a song, which is pretty affordable, especially with the exchange rate…

Guess what I did last night?

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…


Baby Bat of the Day
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Harry Potter’s Creator has a 20 Million Dollar Boat..
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Sport Shoving Match of the Day – CHICK FIGHT
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Devon Windsor – SI SLUT
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air Lame Reunion
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Official Trailer of “A Ghost Story”
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Jay Cutler’s Picture of the Day
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TRUCK DRIVER of the Day
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Some weirdo made a “What Snapchat Looked Like in the 90s”….weird.
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Mark Whalberg promoting bullshit at some ComicCon thing in Vegas
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2017

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why girls get so mad when I ask them for videos of them peeing, they think I am some kind of sick fuck, when the reality is peeing isn’t sick at all…it is a natural thing they more often then they’d like to admit…naughty girls….just not naughty enough to do it on video, in the corner of the room, while sucking their thumb and looking at me with pouty eyes…

I don’t know why some parents to teens get mad when they are in line in front of you and you’re talking to your friend on the phone about teen pussy….teen pussy doesn’t mean her 16 year old daughter in leggings…it can and ALWAYS does mean 18…pervert parents of teens….thinking I’m the worst…maybe because their 16 year olds are porned up and fucking…blaming me for their shitty life decisions…

I guess I don’t understand people…mainly uppity white people…and..

Here are some stepLINKS

The Mom from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape has Died…I Thought She Died in 1994
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Angelina Jolie Doesnt’ Wear Make-Up
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Zoey Deutch Hot in a Magazine
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Porn Stars on the Beach
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Patrick Stewart in Drag
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Dr Ken Jeong Answers Medical Questions – THis is Ridiculous
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Angie Everhart Nipple
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Escalator in Hong Kong….Fails…
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Crushing Stretch Armstrong in the Hydraulic Press
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air Reunion – No Uncle Phil – He’s Dead
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Jessica Chastain – Cleavage
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DIY Giant Breakfast Sandwich
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WOW- NO ONE CARES ARIANNY CELESTE IS TOPLESS
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This Truck Doesn’t Give a Fuck
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They’ve Invented another Wine Bottle
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Monster Truck Front Flip
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Some Random Garbage Model of the Day
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How Cassette Tapes are Made – Very Important.
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The Animal Coverband is Dumb as Fuck
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Some Hot Body in Miami
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Some Paz Cornu Chick in a Swimsuit
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Eminem’s Daughter is Worth a FUck
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Mean Bean – The Dumbest Trailer Ever
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Basketball Fails….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Malin AKerman – Topless
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Weird Sliding in Your Pussy
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Hot Busty Chick on Cam
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Pussy Hole of the Day
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Monster Tits in the Lifeguard Tower
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Hot Tumblr Account of the Day
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Best stepSMUT VIDEO EVER with a NINJA GIRL HITTING HERSELF WHERE IT COUNTS UNTIL SHE PEES
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Naked Babe at Work
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Sex to the Mariachi Band
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

28

Mar

Angie Everhart’s Nipples of the Day

Damn….Angie Everhart the 47 year old redhead who if you’re in your 40s you’ll remember from the 90s when she was a Sports Illustrated model. The bust Kate Upton meets Bella Thorne of her generation….

Well, she’s at some event in a dress designed to show her nipple, because I guess she’s a believer in her tit and figures put them out there again – because that’s what they are there for. Why else would she wear a dress with a nipple window….it’s to show her damn nipples…

I don’t know anything about Angie Everhart – but according to wikipedia she filed for bankruptcy to get out of her medical bills for thyroid cancer…which is a reminder that if you’re a bikini model – get knocked up by a really rich guy…it pays.

Oh shit…I just read she was also engaged to Joe Pesci in 2008…

That’s hilarious…Ok here are the nipples….in a dress on a has been washed up….woman.

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2017

28

Mar

Ashley Graham Sexy of the Day

LOOK AT THIS THINSPIRATION!!! I love that fat and disgusting pig Ashely Graham who has dominated the fat chick market by being a fat chick model – for other fat chicks – who idolize her for being a fat chick willing to get in front of the camera – thanks to her deep understanding of that she is hot to the right person – something she first learned while visiting a Hip Hop Club during a college basketball after party…..during black history month….

Big black dick – loves this shit…fucks this shit proper and makes this shit think she’s valid enough to do shoots for brands and make over a million a year…claiming to love her body and that she’s fit and that we aren’t her doctors we can’t tell her otherwise – as the fat chicks cheer on and buy her bathing suits because it’s inspiring…until they look in the mirror and eat more donuts thinking “It’s ok to be fat and these donuts bring me a little joy in my life after that childhood trauma that made me fat”….

Point being. She’s disgusting. Whatever she says or however she polarizes her disgusting.

Scams…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

28

Mar

Look How Many Gigi Hadid Needs to Look Worth Fucking of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who is now a model…and in this photoshoot she did with Mert the overrated photographer according to me, but not to the fashion world who buy into his shit, she opens up about what she wanted to be a model:


My biggest interest was paying attention to the way a model could enhance a photo, rather than just being a part of it. That’s why I wanted to be a model.

She left out the part of “I’m a vapid cunt and like being validated and celebrated for being hot, because my mom was a model, my dad fucks models, and we make good money for doing nothing, not that I need money…I did it for the go”….

I thought it was interesting all the people it took to make this happen, and really there’s more people involved in the process….and this is as good as it gets..

You have – the magazine it’s from, the photographer, the stylist with the clothes, the hair dude, the make-up person….their assistants…lighting people….retouchers….that’s like 6 to 12 people to make this image happen….everyone getting paid their day rates…to make this image happen..pretty depressing…

But not as great as this feedback on the shoot from the “geniuses’ getting paid at hand….


What was your concept for this shoot?

Mert: We just wanted to be ourselves. This is what we do when we go out—we look in the camera and make silly faces.

Gigi: We wore matched ripped jeans and shirts. Comfortable in our sexiness.
Mert: And barefoot!

Comfortable in their sexiness…totally…you dumb cunt.

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