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2017

09

Jan

Glamour Model Rhian Sugden’s Vagina of the Day

I was emailed these pics of Rhian Sugden…a UK Glamour Model….who by definition is known for her tits…but who has decided to flash her pussy…because everyone’s seen her tits and tits are mainstream, everyone on the internet is showing their tits, in trying to desexualize tits, when she worked so hard making a living from sexualizing tits, because exactly what the Social Justice warriors hated….objectified woman to appease men..

So she’s brought out the pussy, and despite being old…people love these Glamour Models and their big tits and are stoked to see her pussy slit…and I’m just impressed it doesn’t look like a small animal throwing up it’s intestines…like most vaginas on sex workers do….well contained, but it could use some more bush, not that cheesy bitches like this ever have bush…bush is too high concept for them…

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2017

09

Jan

Keke Palmer is a Subtle Shopper of the Day

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I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, or because I am scared of black people, or think they all look the same…but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…and I can’t keep track of all these bitches I don’t get to fuck…

According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…and flashes her ass..not that she’s a household name…

The reality is that I fucking love black girls…they are hot…but I’ve never fucked a black girl, despite one claiming she wants to fuck me, but I don’t believe her, it’s probably a set up to steal my bike…well the jokes on her…I don’t even have a bike…

Either way, classy girl, I like the ass scabs, or scars, or pimples…it’s like shes’a crackwhore…my favorite..

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2017

09

Jan

Best Thing Ever Towed and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife Catches Husband Cheating…

David Blane Shoots Himself

Suicidal Bride in her Wedding Dress

Car Accident of the Day

Van Drift

Cowboy on the High way

Avalanche Burries People while Hotel Manager is Interviewed

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2017

09

Jan

Tove Lo’s Tits from 2016 of the Day

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These are from 2016…

Tove Lo is a titty flashing singer with one big song everyone loved last year…

So what better way to celebrate her year – than by posting pics of her tits from last year…even though she’s been titty flashing consistently since I first heard of her – like all girls should….you see cuz tits matter….and desexualizing them by showing them to me so I can jerk off to them is the best tactic…

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2017

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When asking a girl what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina at 40 years old…you’ll get all the answers you’re looking for…the obvious carrot, cucumber, banana, candles, handheld mirror, toothbrush, etc….and when you ask them when they did it…they’ll all say they started at the age of 14 or 15 and have been pretty constant with it…

But when you ask an 18 year old what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina, she’ll just say a dick…

So why is it that at 18, they’re only comfortable admitting to fucking dick…but at 40…the same girl will tell you all the things she’s put in her pussy…and sometimes in both her ass and pussy…from when she was before 18…..

I think it’s the only magical thing about 40 year old women…they finally tell the truth before it’s too late…it trying to be as hot as they were at 18…but were too shy to own it….

Heere are some stepLINKS…

Meryl Streep VS Trump
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Aussie Sisters in Bikinis
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Blake Lively at the Golden Globes
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Horse has fun with Squeaky Toy
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Irish People Test American Food….
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Mark Hamill Reads Donald Trump Tweets – as the Joker
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Mariah Carey Victimized…
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Nicole Kidman Porny at the Golden Globes
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Man Rescues Finch Frozen to a Fence
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White Bear on Ice Outtakes…
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The Kylie Jenner Slut Story
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2017

09

Jan

Heidi Klum Killer Tits on a Balcony in Miami of the Day

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These were likely shot from a super zoom that softens up her old lady features….like scars on her tits from the implants, or the lift, because she’s 50 years old and a mom of many black babies with Seal who’s kiss of a rose is actually his massive cock…that probably destroyed her over and over again until their dozen kids happened as a bi-product of all the fucking…

The amazing tits she’s busted out in Miami because she’s old, European and shameless – because tits get seen…on an amazing body that doesn’t make any sense…still has her pussy hidden because there’s no way that shit survived the storm that’s been her career and personal life..

But the tits…there’s no way these are natural, this perky and hot…I mean there is one way…the Nazi program of creating the superior race….genetic modification at the expense of the Jews who employ her….that’s the only thing that makes sense…

Here are the pics…from the paparazzi…about 10 years too late…but reminiscent of paparazzi pics of the past I’ve loved….because they feature tits!!

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2017

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you’re on public transit and you feel something rubbing up against you….and you think it may be the girl next to you – only to look at see it’s some homeless looking street kids dread locked rat tail…just a singular massively long dread lock….tickling your neck…you remember why you don’t like public transit…

To make things worse, the girl next to me was talking about the term social justice warrior and how it is a disparaging term – that is a way of making fun of people with compassion and the luxury to do something about it – because ultimately they just care about the cause because they are people that are exposed to all these global issues…they think they can make a difference with….

And I was thinking what a waste of huge tits, talking about social justice warriors instead of being one in the form of a self proclaimed Slut or sex worker…using those big tits and vagina to be empowered…big tits I kept staring at until she noticed and make a big deal about it – as self proclaimed SJW’s do….

Body chains and bikinis..here’s some stepLINKS

Emma Stone Got High at Disney Land
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Ryan Reynolds Wants an Oscar for Deadpool
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Supergirl of the Day
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Daisy Lowe in a One Piece
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Free Throw Throw of the Day
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Very Big Reddit Engagment Ring for a Big Black Woman
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Lindsey Pelas Big tits
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Workout Fails – Compilation
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Bitch in a Silver Dress
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Bella Hadid PANTY FLASH
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Ben Affleck’s Mystery Woman is a Sober Coach
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis
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Fergie At the Beach
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Elsa Hosk – VS Model – VS Modeling
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Taylor Hill – VS Model
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Kate Middleton Topless is Sending Someone to Jail
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jessica Lowndes has tits
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Famous Sluts
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Josephine SKriver for Victoria’s Secret
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Kelli Berglund – hot
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Slutty ctor
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Nate Berkus Hollywood Hills…
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Pets in Amateur Porn
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Tapping the Keg the ANUS way
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Kinky AFter Class
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Big Tits in a See Through Bikini
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The Perfect WOman
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Random Naked Chick
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Girl in the Shower
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2017

06

Jan

The Bella Thorne Crew Doing Pilates of the Day

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Not only does my pathetic pervert ass know who Bella Thorne is….as a personality, actor, child star, jailbait, exploited by her parents to become the next LOHAN…nothing wrong with that….because Stage Parents just have a dream…an ego…a delusion and an understanding of ROI on bringing a girl into the world who can make the family some motherfucking cash…not that this one makes that much cash, but she has a lot of followers, so she must…

Well, I also know she’s back on vacation, and her and her girls had so much fun – they decided to run to a pilates class together – because that’s how BFFing works….especially when the BFFs are famewhores trying to ride this one’s coattails like I want to be ridden by her….hard.

But scammers need company to continue the scam…to make it more believable…to give it some layers…otherwise it’s just slutty selfies…and there’s more to her than slutty selfies…she also does pilates….I think they call it the long con…ans I don’t even believe she’s actually 18…but I like the storyline…it makes her hotter…

The pic of her selfie-ing is just too much…these girls these days are fucking nuts…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Jan

Hilary Duff in Cosmo of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”….

Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom…

Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring…

The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS

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2017

06

Jan

Rita Ora Topless in the Bath of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.

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