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Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the same horrible death…

Today, my highlight reel included convincing girls that I can’t get an erection, because someone told me girls like challenges, and don’t like not being able to get guys hard, and I’ve seen it first hand with this hot head case I brought home years ago, who was charity fucking me and I couldn’t get it up…that girl did not live that down…she kept playing “why did that fat fuck stay limp when i was there”…and even when I couldn’t get it up, she did some nude dance thing where she was like “I’m the hottest pussy you’ll ever get and you got one chance and you fucked it up”….but as it turns out, 6 months later she did give me another chance to stop the voice in her head from playing that limp dick and my obese body…over and over in her head…

So as it turns out, the limp dick, like never cumming from a blowjob works great…but only if the girls you are telling are sucking your dick on about to fuck you…because when they don’t want to fuck you…their competitive taking on challenge instincts don’t make a fucking appearance…and now…I sit alone…(at least it feels this way, these people are the worst) in cabin…drinking RUM…trying to find the closest brothel, or meth den, or anything to get me out of here…I’m debating heading out on some snowshoes in hopes of getting lost overnight and freezing to death…if I don’t have a heart attack from walking….

I’ll let you know how that goes….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Looks Good – Tits Out
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Paris Hilton and Kim K Together – Because Paris Gets 10 % of her Earnings – Obviously
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Rich as Fuck Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
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Celebrity Deaths 2016 – Alexis Arquette
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Rande Gerber Posts Pics of his 15 Year Old in a Bikini like the Perv We Know He Is
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Lohan Lives in Dubai
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Lohan Doing a Yacht Dance #TBT
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The Scarface REMIX
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Courtney Stodden is Everything and More
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Drew Barrymore the Next Celeb To Die?
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No Wait – It’s Debbie Reynolds
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Why DO We Kiss Under the Misteltoe
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Carrie Fisher’s Daughter Looks Rough / Hipster / After Momma Died
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A tribute to Burkinis
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The Movie ELF as a Thriller – I HATE WILL FARRELLL
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Lady Victoria TITTY SLIP
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Garry Fisher – has a New Home
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The Weirdest Dr Suess Video Ever…
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Ugly BikinI Clad Girlfriend
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Zoe Kravitz – hard Nipples
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Josephine Skriver Looking GOod
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The Lost City of Z Trailer
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Lesbian Stella Maxwell is Trying to Get into Kristen Stewarts Pussy – Cuz She Likes Fucking Celebrity Pussy – It Gets Her Jobs
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Why ARe We So Nostalgic
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Cat Pranks 3 Year Old
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Big Tits
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Really Big Tits
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The Drill DO
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Naked on the Balcony
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Cam girl of the Day
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Nude Trash of the Day
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day

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I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously…

And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored…

But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic…

I digress….

The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV…

It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit….

So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”….

Weird looking…as fuck.

Here she is grinding her friend for XMAS…

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2016

Dec

Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day

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I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine…

I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is….

I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don
t are weird pedo faggots…

I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully…

Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work..

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2016

Dec

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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I had a conversation recently about Jessica Alba, not because I care about Jessica Alba, I mean I respect her Mexican elasticity in her skin allowing her to bounce back after birthing a few times, and I respect that she’s not haggard despite her vagina possibly telling a different story….but because people think I have some insight on why her organic, that isn’t even organic, honest, but not that honest company – is worth a billion dollars, and why she was a figurehead that people embraced, since her celebrity was always flimsy, her movies all fucking garbage, and her vibe always just the “hot girl”….and I don’t have the answers, it happened, blame the internet, or her executive team that was rich, funded, hired the best staff to make it happen, and I don’t care if she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars, she was rich to begin with and more zeros won’t do much more than feed her ego…and ultimately – none of this matters, life is just a distraction before death, as we wait to die, some people think a line of e-commerce products is how we should spend our time, others think slowly killing yourself through drugs and alcohol is how we should spend that time, but either way – same outcome – so I choose doing the lazy, and I have a feeling so does ALba, she just has people around her doing the work for her, a Mexican with Mexicans…living the life…

Anyway, years ago she was in a bikini on all fours, I’m too lazy to find those pics, and here she is a mom in a one piece…not on all fours, but showing off the product of being on all fours while homies busts nut in her….and it looks better than it should…I mean I guess when you have all that free time letting people run your business for you…you can go to the gym, I mean she’s a celebrity from when it mattered, you can’t expect her to hustle much for anything but trying to look good….

I like her mini cameltoe…and ass….she is good…

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2016

Dec

Sofia Vergara – Vacation Tits of the Day

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Sofia Vergara with Tits that You’d wish were your Sofa, and that are big enough to be your Sofa, but that probably smell less like old smoke, death from the guy who they found dead on it before you got it off the FREE section on Craigslist, and your wife’s vile and disgusting sweat….is an interesting story…

She’s an illegal that snuck into AMerica with her child and never left, but somehow managed to become some kind of correspondent or some shit for her Native Colombia, that intern allowed her to meet TV producers from LA, while living in Florida, who figured “we need a Spanish immigrant for the huge Spanish speaking population to relate to, let’s take on this one, because she’s forcing me to after seducing me with her tits”…or my other storyline for her, the late bloomer in the industry, who has pretty much buttfucked the industry that wants to and probably have buttfucked her, literally in her ass, romantically for jobs…and not in her paycheck that we can assume is absurd….is that her family runs the cocaine in Colombia, hollywood loves Cocaine and somehow along the way the two collided and said “GIVE HER WORK”…

Either way, she’s won, and in winning, she’s on vacation with them MONSTER tits….

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2016

Dec

Jourdan Dunn Ass Stretch Marks on a Small Booty of the Day

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I would say that Jourdan Dunn looks like a skinny, bikini clad, neanderthal walking along the beach, like pre-human primate man, but then people would call me racist, assuming it has everything to do with her blackness, and nothing to do with her ape-like posture…making you people the fucking racists – not me….

I’ve just looked at enough evolution of man diagrams to know she’s got some fucking dragging her knuckles going on,, and maybe it’s just a misuse of the paparazzie, maybe she should be on all fours, spread eagle or some shit, you know she is a VS model, what the fuck is this bullshit, we can see her more naked – in their photoshopped catalogs…I feel robbed..

What ever happened to paparazzi climbing into people’s fucking hotel rooms to capture them shitting, or other really scandalous shit, instead I get “here’s a model you’ve seen half naked, half naked, but not posing, go jerk off to her if you can, or use this as a reminder that you can google her in paid photos doing better poses”…fuck that..

I want scandal, I want humilation, I want paparazzi pics that make these narcissistic garbage humans want to kill themselves in shame..where is the disruption, the flavor, it’s all so fucking lame….

But here are the pics anyway.

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2016

Dec

Izabel Goulart Seducing Us with her Beach Strip of the Day

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Izabel Goulart – the Brazilian fitness tank, who spends her entire year living in Brazil working out, doing erotic fitness videos on instagram – that have little to no value or purpose, at least not in terms of fitness….

But that you can jerk off to…and maybe if you do that long enough you will get in shape, heart rate up, burn calories, but we all know you’ve done it long enough, multiple times daily, because it is your only joy, your only friend, and that you’ve lost jobs, friends and real actual sex because of it, to know that it will probably lead to you getting fatter and more pathetic and useless…..not fit…like Izabel Goulart…

Well, other than doing the VS infomerical once a year, she does very little else, but here she is in St Barts, the richest of islands for FANCY people, and she’s doing a little stripteasae on the beach, to show off that body she works so hard for…it is all she has…and thank god she has that – because I like staring….

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2016

Dec

Bella Thorne Looking Amazing of the Day

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I like the acne ridden, pocks so big it looks like she’s a meth addict clawing at her face, all big headed in both size and attitude, wearing her pajamas or what some people would call her period pants, that are strategically ripped, because it’s style, but I would argue strategy in ripped clothing has more of a easy access to crotch…it doesn’t need to be a big hole, just big enough to get a finger in….she’s a redhead, redheads are horny, she’d probably appreciate that…and maybe that’s why she’s got her beanie in front of her cunt, you know cuz it’s been dripping so hard…all fucking mentally fucked up being a young slutty celebrity her parents cultivated and exploited…

I’m into it..and would do the same thing if I had kids, because if we can learn one thing from Dina Lohan, Michael Jackson’s dad, Beyonce’s Dad, Jessica Simpson’s dad…and Britney Spears actual meth looking trailer park dwelling monsters…it’s pretty lucrative..I’ve said meth twice in this post…I think I need a hit….

All this to say…Bella Thorne is a child star I’m excited to see explode in some nebula of amazing…in the mean time…I’ll think about all the other pics of her where she’s not in oversized sweat gear…

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2016

Dec

Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

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Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing…

So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy…

It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good…

Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now…

It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her…

But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about..

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2016

Dec

Tallia Storm See Through Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, which would make sense – because of her total misuse of her earning as a Scottish singer, including but not limited to that LV purse, are you fucking joking, this troll looking 18 year old is walking the beach for the paparazzi wearing the dumbest fucking purse ever…I feel like I’m watching the trailer park trash at Marshalls fighting for something that says POLO on it, so they can be like rich people to, only this one…is theoretically a rich person….

But I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... Making me a fan...cuz 18 year old fresh nipples are never a bad thing, they haven't expired yet....but confused at what I am looking at...just not a fan of her music...because here's her garbage music...I just listened to and I hate that she exists...

But here are her tits in a see throuhg thing – that don’t offend me one bit…keep it coming scotty…

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