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2017

14

Mar

Taylor Hill for POP Magazine of the DAy

Taylor Hill has been a Victoria’s Secret girl for 2 years and she’s only 21….what a fucking slacker, when I was 21 I was running a multi million dollar business…or I would have been if I hadn’t taken up drinking all day everyday with my welfare check money…so maybe she’s not a fucking slacker…even though modelling is a pretty lame, boring, repetitive hustle….but at least she’s out there getting paid…

The most interesting thing about her is that she’s American, in an era where Americans are all fat and disgusting….

The other interesting thing about her is that she was found by an agent / photographer when she was 14 years old…meaning she’s got stage parents who sell her out to the industry and I guess they made the right choice…and more importantly…that there are creeper “photographer / agents” out there recruiting 14 year olds…which I guess was smart for him because he’s now getting paid but stilll…almost as gross as the creepy exploitative brand with their made in China sweatshop products and other girls they’ve exploited over the years….

But I guess no one views it as exploitative since they all get paid and money makes the world go round….not to mention, working for VS means press, and hustle, as they need her to be famous in and of herself to keep the profile of what they do and sell up….

She’s in POP magazine, I like this shoot…because of the sharks and she looks good enough to me…keep staring..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

14

Mar

I Think Lea Michele Flashed Panty or Boxers on Snapchat of the Day

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I rip into Lea Michele for being a dude – all because she’s got a bit of a big nose troll face…that makes me think she’s either got a tail, or a cock, or both, because I am an asshole who doesn’t believe that average at best looking girls should be on TV, even if they are playing the average looking girl…but rather than hot chicks should play the average looking girl in order to perpetuate this idea to other girls that they are ugly because an insecure girl is a good girl to fuck, date, control, and own…..the kind of girl who doesn’t need to have the right to vote because she knows that women are nothing without the men who puppetmaster them….

But girls like Lea Michele come along…and sure, she’s got a voice, that could make a good voice over soundtrack for the pretty girls to lip sync to, but instead they cast her making every girl cuter than her think “if Lea Michele Exists, well I can To”…fast forward to facebook / instagram / youtube and all these basic bitches producing content…the fucking worst…

THAT SAID…she’s probably not a dude, but it would explain her adam’s apple…and she could be a dude because that’s how weird stage parents are “we have more chance of good if he’s a chick”…and I guess in this gender bending world…of it and THEY…gender doens’t matter at all….we are all god’s people..

Here she is perpetuating her LIE…

A post shared by Lea Michele (@leamichele) on Mar 8, 2017 at 11:51am PST

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

14

Mar

Lizzy Cundy Brings a Disgusting Nipple Slip of the DAy

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I have heard the name Lizzy Cundy – because I remember it – in a life where I remember very fucking little…and I think it has to do with it making me think of cunt…

Cunt she would probably show, because she’s a tabloid pile of shit from the UK, who takes every opportunity she gets to put out her smut…..that really isn’t hot smut, it’s kind vile disgusting trashy blue collar smut you’d expect to find in a ghetto hair salon attached to the gas station and diner that doubles as a brothel in some small UK town….but then again maybe this is classy…maybe this is what the royal family is like…and behind their pompous accents is just a bunch of ridiculous sized fake tits being pulled out for the paparazzi to perpetuate their empire’s rule…colonialist tit…

Posted in:Lizzy Cundy

2017

14

Mar

Charlotte Carey for Mate the Label of the Day

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If Drew Carey and Jim Carey got together with Mariah Carey in some threesome gangbang where all their DNA merges into some superhero monster – they probably would not make a a Charlotte Carey….but that doesn’t matter to her because she’s doing it on her on…making it on her on…getting audience on her own…showing her tits and nipples and bush on her own…and she may only have 33,000 followers, but she probably cherishes every last one of them, because she knows with their help and her willingness to get nude – she will hit 100,000 followers..and can finally make money at this shit….you know to stand out amongst every single other girl out there doing the exact same thing because they think they are hot – because they are hot because they are girls and even the gross ones are good to imagine eating out….

Posted in:Charlotte Carey

2017

14

Mar

Dude Jerking off in his Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman gets beat for Not Wearing a Jijab

Croc VS Dude’s Face

Monkey Fucks a Chicken

Pedo Caught Trying to Bang a 12 Year Old

Scooter Driver Drives Like a Pro

Girl VS Cheater

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new tinder opening line when we match is something along the lines of “I am so glad that we matched, I already told my grandma about you, she’s so happy that I found love, I can’t wait to move out of her house, I am tired of changing her diaper and her making me suck her cunt. I am so ready to start our family”…

Now all I need is girls to swipe right on me….they never do….the never fucking do….

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Facts About the CIA
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Patrick Stewart and His Dog
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Cheech VS Chong
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Cruise Ship Big Waves
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Thor Getting Jacked for the Faggots
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Wonder Woman Trailer to Jerk Off To
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Blac Chyna Tits…
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The Kitchen Counter Aunt Becky Fucks on
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl she smells like menstruation and to take her goddamn tampon out….is not a good idea…because they will think you’re sexist or a misogynist and blow shit way out of proportion…all because you are like a dog and you can smell periods…

It’s always embarrassing when they rope in people in the grocery store who overheard you say it to her in the produce section…

It coulda been worst, you could have offered to pay her to fuck the bananas in your cart…that’s usually where I take things after opening the romantic experience with the tampon extraction request….

I wonder why no one likes me.

Homosexual Ronaldo Knocked up a Girl – How?!
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Tyra banks to host America’s Got Talent
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Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Pam Anderson Love Poem to Julian Assange
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Wonder Woman – New Trailer
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Cruise Ship Gets Rocked by Waves
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Nicki Minaj Performed with Drake in Latex of the Day
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Filming a Rhino Up Close and Personal
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Atomic Blonde – Restricted Trailer
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Emma Watson on How She Grooms her Pubic Hair
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Chris Angel Beat by a Straight Jacket
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Brie Larson and Her Tits
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Kristen Stewart Still Has a Shaved Head
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Arrow Star is As Gay As They Get
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kristen Stewart Nipples
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Kourtney Kardashian – Mom Tits
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20,000 Put into a Watermelon…
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Blac Chyna Mom Tit
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What Happens When you Put 20,000 Volts into a Watermelon
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Monkey Steals Milk
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April Love Geary – No Panties
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Jessica Alba – Possible Nipple
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Rosie Jones – Lingerie NIPPLES
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Nintendo Switch Taken Apart
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Super Girl on Set
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Tyra Banks – the New Nick Cannon
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A Tokyo Capsule Hotel
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Jack Russel Goes Crazy with Excitement
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Ed Sheeran will Guest Star on Game of Thrones
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No One Cares About Emma Watson
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Apparently this is a Teacher Busted for Fucking Students – Doing Porn
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Girl Fight – Head Butts
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Naked TV HOST
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Random Guys Trying to Fuck a Pornstar
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The Craziest Fucking Bitch Ever
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Red ALien Slut
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

13

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Hotel Erotica in Socks of the Day

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I find pretty much everything Bella Thorne does erotic…because I know that she’s making it erotic…as it gets her view and audience…and despite being all playful and cute about it..while looking like a 40 year old thanks to her jacked up face…she’s still using tactics like her tits to lure us in….

She’s pretty fucking good at this, it’s like her family trained her to be prepared to use her tits for attention because attention leads to jobs in this superficial, lack of substance world..

I am a fan, she sends a strong message to the youth…and to old guys who like the youth…even though she’s 19 and perfectly legal to jerk off to when she flashes her tits.s..

Some highlights…

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TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE

Voyeurism….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Nicki Minaj Performed with Drake in Latex of the Day

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Apparently doughty Nicki Minaj performed in Paris with Drake because they have a song or two together, as she’s the manipulative female rapper who either fucks her way into the hip hop world, or pretends she’s edgy and black to compensate for her being a manufactured bullshit act, that rappers eat up because they all like that mainstream stamp of approval…because the world is filled with groupies looking for shout outs…

Well, her weirdly shaped, plastic surgery ridden body wore latex looking shit, something that contained her pussy smells….while escalating her pussy smells…thanks to not being breathable and the whole thing wasn’t very erotic, unless you’re into coddled white as fuck black girls playing black girls showing off their fat tits and cameltoe….exciting…right..fat tits though…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy

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Rat Cow is a girl, if you can even call her that, who I like to rant about because I find her such a bottom feeding leech trying to get herself as famous and relevant as possible, which annoys me, because she’s a titty model, basically a sex worker and that’s fine, but don’t try to intellectualize it. It’s like pornstars pretend taking 10 dicks for 1500 dollars is for some higher purpose, or intellectual purpose, or artistic purpose…because they need an excuse to take those 10 dicks that is more than just not having a dad, being raped as a child, being narcissistic freaks who fucking love themselves so much and being fucked by 10 guys….

Now Rat Cow is not a porn slut but she could have been if she wasn’t so egotistical and fancy, figuring if she goes to the right events and hangs with the celebs she’ll get in regular movies and the nudity shit is just a necessity to her marketing because her tits are fucking awesome…

I hate to admit that I am a fan of Rat Cow…but I love to hate her and that counts for something, I also love her body as I fucking feel confused as to why DKNY would hire her to be their bird face with big its, or body…walking her dog in lingerie…maybe a little shameless on their part…definitely…get those followers..not to mention she’s more than a Glamour model because she attends fashion week and red carpet events like the Grammys…and Academy Award viewing parties…FANCY AS FUCK….escort I can’t afford…

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