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2017

13

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while….

Not too exciting..but that body…good..

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2017

13

Mar

Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit…

All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever…

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2017

13

Mar

Olivia Hold for GRUMPY Magazine of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…look at bus drivers, camp councillors, daycare teachers, scout leaders and couches…ALL creeps….

Sure the execs at Disney have bigger business in mind, make money off these people, and the parents want it so bad they’ll do anything to make it happen…but I think that’s just more reason pedo shit goes down…

That said, she’s in GRUMPY magazine in a bra, which we can assume is a Disney owned publication to hit the hipster market of nude modeling….to help give their talent they cultivate a venue…named after everyone’s favorite dwarf….

All marketing…all the time…

Posted in:Olivia Holt|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is an it girl….that I write about as often as she pops up – which is often because when you’re a robot or genetically modified, you’ve got the energy necessary to get into as many shoots a fucking possible…

She’s been marketed hard by Victoria’s Secret, the team who created her, probably in more ways than just her public image…seeing as she’s a robot – or genetically modified – mostly human created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret but they were probably funded by Victoria’s Secret….like self driving cars…lab created models…good for business..the FUTURE…

She posted these pics of herself on her instagram, part of her marketing hustle..and I’m into it..not because I am a weirdo nerd into robots…but because robot or not…she’s hot and that’s good enough for me..

Elsa Hosk..the titty model turned VS model also posted some slutty VS pics on her instagram…

Here they are together…sluts…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people…

So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores…

I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her…

This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich…

Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on…

She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Loulou Robert Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

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I don’t know who Loulou Robert is…but she’s naked in a pretty cool, hip, artistic and exciting bathtub popping that booty…and sometimes a good bathtub is all you need on a Monday Morning…or maybe it’s the naked girl, no matter what she’s naked in that makes your monday a good one…and I guess it’s not quite Monday Morning at all…this whole Daylight Savings time is some government playing god conspiracy robbing me of an hour….because the government are legal criminals…right…that’s what this is about…the government..

Apparently LouLou Robert is an actress or something from France and France is very magical when it comes to romance, eroticism and tits…so keep it up france…

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2017

13

Mar

The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy

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Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught…

The highlight reel includes….

DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits…

Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV….

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98811 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98805 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98788 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

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Peyton Roi List Disney Girl of the Day….in some outfity…

Gwen Stefani because she’s a homewrecker and kids are into that – unless they are her kids – in which thy can use it as an excuse to misbehave…

Heidi Klum was there because she’s got 100 kids and thus is an expert on the subject…just asked her exploited vagina…

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Demi Lovato was there because cash in wherever you can…

Ava Sambora was there because her rockstar dad and groupie mom want to whore her out…

Zendaya – Whoever the Fuck That Is…was skinny…but there….

FASCINATING stuff..hardly hot enough for creepy dads to jerk off to…

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

13

Mar

Homeless guy on the Street Gets a Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman Runs Wild

Bus Rider

Jamaican Night Club Dagger…

Girl Dancing on Coffin

Dude Kiss Cams a Beer

Naked Protestors Poor Blood on Themselves

Carnival Ride Fail Cuz of China…

California Cop Arresting as People Call Out Police Brutality

FedEx Crash Aftermath…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was spent negotiating with dads in the dog park about what they would do if their daughter got into sex work..

My argument was that if she’s gonna do it for money, at least she enterprising since all these girls are giving it away for free…or promises of shit..while money, now it’s a career and she’s entrepreneurial…even though most hookers, especially the one who died sucking dick in a car I witnessed get in an accident last week – are pretty fucking dumb….

There wasn’t really much resolve in our debate…because his daughter was 12, not quite 18 yet making me a bad person for discussing her future, while people discuss their kids future all the time, even before the fucking thing is shat out of the womb…but also because she was too busy talking about her instagram follower to following ratio, the Kardashians, and Kylie’s new make-up line..and that the latest expression is “CASH ME OUSSIDE”…from a Dr Phil guest who wanted to brawl his bald dopey head…

…so she’s already on the right path to modern day sex work…We live in a terrible place….but at least there is SMUT everywhere I look, I can’t even keep track of it.

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J.Lo and A.Rod Went to the bahamas
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New Wonder Woman Trailer
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Kids Crash the BBC Interview
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Sluts at the Teen Choice Awards
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The Man who was Godzilla
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Why Did T-Rex Have Small Arms
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Chris Hemsworth Working Out Topless
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Michelle Rodriguez as a Tranny
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Anna Kendrick’s Annoying Mouth in a Trailer
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The Weeknd with Daft Punk’s New Video
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Spongebob Predicted Memes
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Being on Full House Pays – Check Out Aunt Becky’s House
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Lindsay Lohan Got is Starting a Head Scarf Line…
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2017

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve seen your ANUS already asshole…is my life philosophy….

Speaking of assholes…I feel like an asshole because I witnessed a head on car accident the other day, later found out the girl passenger died, but I didn’t go check out the corpse even though I hate people but didn’t really bother because seeing all the hype of all the bystanders was less appealing than seeing a dead person…not to mention I figured everyone involved were alive since it was in the middle of a regular city street…

Well today, I overheard paramedics chatting about the accident and it turns out the girl who died was a Hooker giving the dude I saw getting a blowjob….so I missed the chance to see a dead hooker post Blowjob… and now I just wish I got up close to see the dead Hooker in blowjob stance….because that I know she’s a dead Hooker and dead hookers are wonderful….if you’re not the one who killed them…even if you think you’re putting them out of misery….because hooker life is a shitty life…

The christians would argue that Harlot got what Harlot deserved for being so classy…and sucking dick in driving cars like a thrill seeking hooker…instead of practicing safe sex….

That said…here are some stepLINKS

Kristen Stewart on Being a Lesbian
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Vintage Ads Used in an Amazing Anti Trump Campaign….because his Quotes are LOLz…
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Brielle Biermann Big Tits
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Hot Naked Autumn Kendrick
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Kristen Stewart 90s Lesbian
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Egyptian Army Orchestra Destroying National Anthems
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Nicole Kidman Hot and Naked
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini ASs Has a Hawaii Adventure
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Charlize THeron – Not So Erotica
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Lindsay Pelas Bikini
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Brie Larson Hiding her Boobs
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Paris Jackson Hides Her Nipples
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Bikini Model – Danielle Herrington
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Why Don’t Planes Fly Faster
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Lisa Scott Flash
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Disney’s Zootopia as a Crime Thriller
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McLaren 720s is a Crazy Car
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This is the Master of Mazes
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Some Slut in a Titty Magazine
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White Slut Preaching on Diversity
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Kid Crashes Weather Forecast
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Michelle Rodriguez – Tranny
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Harry Potter Kid Gets Mistaken by Ed Sheeran
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Nicki Minaj VS Diss Track
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Mary Kate Olsen Runs Home to Cook Dinner for her Husband…right
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn
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80s Porn
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Afternoon Random Tumblr Porn – Cuz We Do two Tumblr Porns of the Day
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Girl Freaks the Fuck Out During Interesting Romantic Movie
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Girl Choking Herself Crazy
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Vintage Porn Trailer
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The Jerking OFf Monkey
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Cat VS Rim Job
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Masturbating
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Some Playboy Chick and her Tits
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Busty Stripper
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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