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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Mar

Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart …..

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It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy….

It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her…

She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not…

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2017

Mar

Stella Maxwell Spread Legged for Fashion

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I probably should have posted this alongside the Kristen Stewart post titty post earlier today – because she is a famewhore lesbian or bisexual model who fucks her way to the top…trying to get as many media hits as possible to allow her to exist..and exist she does…the weird looking hipster girl who has somehow become hot…and booked by Victoria’s Secret…weird…

I figure her spread legs for leaving fashion week is both relevant to how she got her career…and what she’s about to be doing for sugar momma Kristen Stewart…it’s like “all I do is let these broken famous chicks eat my pussy and win”…..tactics people…trick the masses, get paid…

Stella Maxwell was also in a tight dress…

And Stella Maxwell….on the runway with underboob….

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2017

Mar

Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day

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The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant…

But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation…

Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good…

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2017

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Tits of the Day

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People are semi excited by lesbian Kristen Stewart’s openly being a lesbian…fucking hotter bitches than we are – but mainly they are excited by her lesbian haircut…all militant and ready to go out there and protest men…ripping dicks off everyone that comes there way…because she’s got some deep rooted issues that have made her hate men…

She’s a lesbian – we get it – but she really wants to drive the point home – because she’s an actress and is playing the part.

I am more interested in her tits in her movie Personal Shopper that I guess is part of her identity crisis, self discovery, proving she’s more than just a bad actress who cashed out in Twilight…but that she’s also some small delicate tits…

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2017

Mar

Rachel Cook Model Tits of the Day

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Rachel Cook is some low level model – who I don’t think I’ve heard of and who isn’t Rachel Leigh Cook – who I originally thought she was – because I have early onslaught alzheimers and don’t remember that Rachel Leigh Cook was a teen actor 30 fucking years ago…and has since disappeared…leaving the name open for girls like this Rachel Cook to grab and make their own…as they take nude photos for magazines…that are hardly magazines…showing their tits…to get 1 million followers on social media, mainly instagram, a place filled with self promoting cunts self promoting, as nothing on that platform is just casual and fun, but all is about making money, promoting product, and it’s annoying…but 50,000 people like each of her pics…pretty good for someone who barely exists…

Here are her tits in a couple of shoots – cuz she’s working hard to make whatever it is she’s trying to make happen….something I assume is VS MODEL JOBS…

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2017

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day

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I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog…

But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering..

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2017

Mar

Truck Driver Side of Street Bang and Other Videos of the Day

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Dolphin Drops in on Surfer

Roadside Wanker

Actor Faizon Love’s Airport Incident…

Grandma of the Day

Jesus on the Escalator

Weird Dude Doesn’t Like Pictures of his Property Taken….

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2017

Mar

Gordon Douglas is the Creepy Bieber Pedophile of the Day

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This is hilarious…. I don’t celebrate pedophiles, in fact I think pedophilia is dark, twisted, evil, disturbing as fuck….but this…this is just so ridiculous..that it has to be a joke out of a movie…

I mean an old man pretending to be Justin Bieber to get nudes and sex….from young people…HILARIOUS…

A 42-year-old university law lecturer who allegedly impersonates Justin Bieber on the internet is facing almost 1000 child sex charges after using the singer as a way to encourage children to send him explicit images.

Sure, there’s no humor in the fact that he raped some of these kids, that’s just insane, but the fact that he was able to lure kids into thinking he was Beiber and scoring all the nudes his pervert boner could desire – must have made him feel like he pulled a masterful troll for a while. Like he was a genius. Like it could never…Like “this cat fish thing is so easy”….and dude got hooked…he got greedy….it’s like “i’ve heard jokes about this on the internet, I can’t believe I pulled it off”…so next level….

More insane…he’s been doing it for 10 years…..

I don’t think trolling kids who are clearly retards and don’t have parents who teach them the basics of “never send nude pics to Justin Beiber on the internet” because it is probably not Justin Bieber you fucking moron…making the whole thing so awesome, like they almost deserved to be molested for being so fucking dumb…. it’s just proof the future generation are dumb as fuck but trolling as a whole is always funny, because people, in this case stupid children, can be so damn gullible…and perverts…can take a simple premise, a punchline to a bad joke in a movie…and make it happen for them….until they get caught…but still…great news story…keep up the great work world…

Oh the power of Bieber…

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2017

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know you found the right sexting partner when you say “I would fuck you if you were my sister”….and she says….”I would have wanted you giving me head when our parents were out….and I’d have given you head when they home”……

Because life is too short and complicated and depressing to not have incest sexts….

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Beyonce Naked with Babies…
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2017

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I started out the day calling at least one girl a cunt…but to me…as a feminist…everyday is international Woman’s day for me – because I dedicate my life to Pussy…even when their twats are steaming

I celebrate contributions women make to the world in the form of selfies, butt shots, nude shoots all perpuating the plight of women… I stare at vagina made by woman and owned by women in a fubu but the pussy edition way….I am not a woman but I pretend to be to get into thier changing rooms at the gym….women’s day cuz women are wonderful, capable but still use their sex appeal and vagina to get what they want….

On this international women’s day I’m gonna jerk off to some pussy….like everyday…

I obsess with women, their mouths, eyes, faces, smiles, brains, sense of humors, intelligence, capabilities, but most importantly their spread asses…because women are perfect..

Until you give them a platform to get together and complain together…making the day about them…and it’s all because we gave them the right to vote or allowed them to have a voice to annoy the world with…

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Ali Larter in a White Tee…
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Phoebe Price is God
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Beyonce is a Fuckign Monster
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Garner and Afleck Divorce is Off
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Tits
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School Dance Battle – Guys VS Girls – Created by Some Pervert
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Rachel McCord Swimsuit
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Ciara Pregnancy Erotica
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100 Years of Cookies with Cookie Monster
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Thor’s Hair Has Been Cut Off
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Michelle Williams – Fashion Week
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Lady Victoria Hervey – Tight Old Body in a Bikini
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The History of GRILLZ…
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The Preserving of Classic Films – interesting
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So Much Emma Watson at her Shitty Movie Premiere…
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Braless Chick of the Day
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Sophie Turner – Fuck Me Boots
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Salma Hayek – NO CLEAVAGE
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Michelle Rodriguez – FULL FRONTAL
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Bella Thorne Looking Skinny
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