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2017

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Getting Fucked Proper Nipple of the Day

Selena Gomez got out of Rehab all refreshed, linked up with her boyfriend The Weeknd, who she was probably with before being crazy, something I believe because his Photographer, someone who shot for stepGIRLS…TRUE STORY…CANADA!! has been traveling with her for the last 6 months of the tour before the breakdown…that probably wasn’t even a breakdown…but had to be packaged as a break down to get insurance to cover the shows she cancelled…who cares…

She’s thinner, her face looks fixed up and filled up, she looks refreshed, and all it too was a big dick slamming the fuck out of her while singing love songs….and her nipple hard and ready to be sucked by her man….

My favorite thing about these celebrity relationships is that they all cheat on each other – because there is just too much pussy available for you to fuck…and it’s hard to turn down hot pussy that’s less annoying than broken Selena Gomez, who’s really just good for marketing, so you gotta keep her around….all these psychos…

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2017

16

Feb

Berit Birkeland Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much…

But I do know that she’s lovely as fuck and as long as she is on her quest to model or act or get naked for photographers…I am willing to show my support and stare.

Because when you look at things like Sports Illustrated, I prefer low level girls trying to get out there as models than girls who are trying to be models, who call themselves models, but don’t make money…because the ones with the egos are fucking annoying, ugly, and commercial…basic and lame…while the ones out there trying are showing tits for free….I appreciate that…

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2017

16

Feb

Nicki Minaj Slut on Instagram of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is posting weird erotica to her social media – because she likes attention…

When looking at Nicki Minaj, provided you don’t find it too disgusting to look at, because it is pretty fucking disgusting….you have to keep in mind that this trash was training to be an actress at some NYC acting school….pretty white washed and her whole career was an audition for the character they created…the record label and industry wanted to take Lady Gaga’s lead and try to target the urban market….sure that turned into her pretending to be a hood bitch, on hooks for rap songs, cashing in…and then her fat self, that probably never got male attention, started jacking herself up…with surgeries, fake asses, to really live the part…but she’s a phoney…a fake…and everything about her is fake…a hack…making that money because that’s all that matters in America…you don’t need integrity if you get paid..

Well, here she is continuing her weird marketing efforts to stay “hot”…or whatever she is….I’m sure she doesn’t know – but here’s slutty pics of her.

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2017

16

Feb

Jojo At the Bottom of the Bathroom Floor of the Day

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Jailbait turned 30 something and still trying, because she tapped out of the of the industry when she was young, dude to cashing in on a couple of songs you couldn’t name, so that she could focus on getting fat for her black boyfriend…only to come back to re-invent herself, and excite the handful of perverts who remember jerking off to her and her little boy bootleg Avril Lavigne style nonsense that was popular at the time, I was not one of those peple…but I’ll still post weird photoshoots of her legs sitting on the marble bathroom floor…it’s erotic….but maybe that’s just my Octagon fetish….

Her caption – “Your mom wants to be my valentine.” She left out (because you’re a racist and don’t fuck with white girls who fuck black dudes)…

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2017

16

Feb

Bottomless Mistress Being Paraded For Sleeping with Married Man and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Picked up and Power Slammed

Naked Chinese Man in the Subway

DUNE DRIVING FAIL

Mexican Wrestler VS Fire

Shot on the Bus

Husky Escapes Cage and Frees Other Dogs!!

Deputies Fighting

Cop Moves Burning Truck

Jerking Off to a Manequin is Hilarious to Me

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2017

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Trying to convince a girl who thinks you’re a crazy fucking pervert….to eat the cookies…or really anything you bake…because she fears that you jerked off in the batter….which is kind of insulting, you know even if you did jerk off in the batter….I mean baking it gets rid of all the aids…it’s jus there based on principle…

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Brooke Burke MILF in a Bikini
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Mel Gibson is Directing the Sequel to Suicide Squad
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Lesbian Couple of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes in Lingerie
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Kelly Ripa Hasn’t Said a Word to Regis in 6 Years…What a Cunt
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Daredevils of the Day
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Dutch Cop Takes Part in a Snowball Fight
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Constance WU is ASIAN
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Don’t Crack a Really Long Whip
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Elle King High as Fuck at the Grammys
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2017

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to convince a guy to let me make his girlfriend famous by exploiting her and selling her off to the porn industry as the girl who takes 12 dicks up her ass in a row….would be more effective if they guy I was trying to convince wasn’t the customer service agent at my phone company…or my land lord when he came to collect rent…

When a girl tells you she won’t have sex with you, you probably shouldn’t try to negotiate…or say things like “what if I just put in the tip”….or “How about you come over and get drunk and we take it from there”..or “I’ll just use my mouth”…because bitch will scream rape culture, not laugh, and throw a protest outside your fucking house…even if there’s been no rape culture…it’s just something under 25 year olds like to whine about..and not laugh about

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Scarjo Thinks Monogamy is Unnatural because it Is
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Maitland Ward – Monster Tits
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Slutty Selena Gomez
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Katy Perry is Going Through Some Shit…
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Christina Hendricks Monster Tits
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Tom Cruise Falls Into Other Movies
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Woman Limbos Under Car
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Pregnant Amanda Seyfried – Gross.
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Rat Cow Stands Up For Sluts
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Rosario Dawson Tonguing Chance the Rapper
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Nina Agdal Nipples
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Lady Gaga Tit You’ve Seen
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Christina Hendricks – Broken Face
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Erika Anderson’s Nude in Some Movie from 2000 – Y2k
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Mega Man in 25,000 Dominos
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Pete Sampras – Nice House
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Instant Diabetes Erotica
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Brec Bassinger is worth a fuck
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The World is Running Out of Sand
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Slamming a Car in Reverse While Doing 40 MPH
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Harrison Ford – Amazing Pilot
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Every Best Animated Feature EVer
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Hilary Duff’s Ex – Rapist
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Chrissy Teigen Ghetto Valentines Day Trash
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Baby Elephant’s First Steps…
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Aggressive Honda Driver
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Cam Girl Dancing with her Monster Tits
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The Best Natural Tits on the Planet with this Cam Girl
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Latex Titty Bounce
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Ghetto Hood Fight
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I bet this Oiling Down Job is your Dream Job….
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Convulsing Asian Cam Girl – Weirdness
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Some Slut’s Tumblr Account
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Gender Bending Torso
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Valentines Day Shitty Photoshoot
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Ancient Chinese Sex Toys
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Greek Tits
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Naked German Ski Racer
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2017

15

Feb

Scarlett Johansson Playboy Pics are a real Win of the Day

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Playboy tried to pull a Sports Illustrated, you know get a bunch of press their huge announcement that they will go back to nudity they never left and take their SFW attempt at Instagram style photos that have no nudity…while instagram has nudity….and throw it out the window…because it was a terrible idea…

That whole no nipple in Playboy when nipples are everywhere in the mainstream…people are beyond hating on nipples…and Playboy despite having a brand of classy nudes to uphold…didn’t stay consistent like idiots….and did that no nipple….

Only to bring back the nipple with 3-4 models I’ve never heard of and I do this all day..but assume I can find naked on their model mayhem accounts…

While doing this Scarlett Johannson shoot for the same nudity issue of Playboy…in their whole “Look at us we’re back”…without geetting the one person we’d want to see nude…nude…

They launched the magazine with unseen Marilyn Monroe nudes – in an era you never saw Marilyn Monroe naked…and she was a huge fucking star…they’ve had so many other non nude actors get nude…THAT WAS THE POINT OF THEM….so instead of using Scar Jo and her already seen thanks to her sexting nudes…and convincing her with a fat check to get nude….they did some lesbian gym teach on photo day shoot with her…

What the fuck is wrong with this people…unreal…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on….

So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby….

So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods….

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2017

15

Feb

Emma Watson for Elle Magazine of the Day

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Emma Watson always creeps me out….because her fans, you people, are fucking so into her, and have been since the first Harry Potter when she was 12 and that’s fucking weird…even if you only jerked off to her the day she turned 18….which we all know you didn’t…and that you’re pervert masturbating self just couldn’t contain yourself….because you liked her so fucking much…and that you kept that to yourself – because you know it’s weird behavior…but now she’s in her 20s…it’s cool…you can take your creepy obsession to the public….it’s like when you jerk off to a blood relative when you’re not an incest participating person from the south…you don’t really want to advertise that you came to your mom’s tits while sniffing her panties you pulled from the hamper…it just sort of happens…and you repress that shit…and eventually…after she dies you may drunkenly tell a friend…only to play it off like a joke…because jerking off to your mom…like jerking off to a 12 year old Emma Watson…is fucked up….

That’s about all I got on this one….