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2017

13

Feb

Maisie Williams Upskirt of the Day

Maisie Williams is some 19 year old Game of Thrones star, so you know what that means, a lot of nerds have jerked off to her, and actually, a lot of non-nerds may have jerked off to her also, because for some reason, Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of people like Maisie Williams in your wizard costume..

I have no idea what this upskirt is about – but it happened – and it wasn’t wonderful – but it happened…

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2017

13

Feb

Ariel Winter Fat Girl McDonald’s Tits and Her Ball Fetish of the Day

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Ariel Winter doing this promo fast food campaign for McDonalds is pretty funny, firstly because McDonalds paid her to do some product placement shit, no one does that for free, but she took it upon herself to creative direct it like a kid trying to protest her oppressive mother now that she’s 18 and makes her own money rather than running it all through those mooch fucks exploiting her….so instead of doing something cute, nice, delicate, she did burgers on her tits, tits that people seem to really care about, burgers that her fans probably love to eat, because I figure it comes with the territory when you’re fetish is a fat chick….you know all the burgers you can fucking chomp down the better…it’s feeder porn…the mainstream network TV corporate ad version….

She also got into the ball bin for her boyfriends, and I figure there’s a fetish there, considering her fans jerked off to her tits when she was 14….and is really the reason she has fans today…you know creepers….

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2017

13

Feb

Bella Thorne Snapchat Dreams of the day

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I hear Bella Thorne has a really fucked up mother, the quote I was told was that she was worse than Dina Lohan, and we know how Dina Lohan worked out for Lindsay Lohan, who by 18 was a way bigger deal than Bella Thorne, who I still don’t really know why she exists or what she does, but who was also a redhead the industry liked and used, who had great tits, who had a bunch of face fillers on her face to look like a clown, who liked getting high as fuck, in an era when that wasn’t legal, and now she’s off in Arab country converting to Islam, unhireable, but trying to get that Arab oile money, like a perfectly normal person…from the entertainment industry that eats you up and shits you out…

But the nice thing with Bella Thorne is that she just puts herself out there, in a not giving a fuck kind of way, despite probably giving a fuck, and with that comes some low level nudity in her attention seeking for all you perverts to jerk off to….

So thanks Bella Thorne for existing…

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2017

13

Feb

Ashley Graham Big Girl Flash of the Day

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Fatty Ashley Graham found another fatty to flash her tits in a bar with – because either they are BFFs or Ashley Graham is trying to scam her like she’s scamming the world with her fattness…that doesn’t even look that fat, even though we know it’s fat, and not just because of her tits size, but because of her black husband…and those thighs….and I don’t really hate her, or care for her either way, I just know the scam she’s running to cash the fuck in and it’s working out nicely for her…

I just figure if a bitch is going to make millions a year as a fat chick, who claims to be healthy, despite being fat, I’d want her to be actually fat…so that her delusion is more obvious, hilarious and entertaining…because some bitch who flashes her monster tits on the internet like a porn chick, who does “model shit”….knows more about health than a fucking doctor and modern science…totally…

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2017

13

Feb

Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day

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Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead…

Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute.

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2017

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Lubed Up and Terrifying of the Day

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I know I should focus my energy on all the younger hotter fame whores from social media…but I am old, find this more fun, funny, even hilarious, than the typical social media girls – all producing the same fucking picture, which I guess is ok, although boring, how many more average looking girls posing the same pose do I really need to see, when there are 40 year olds who were once on TV doing it…

Give me the tired once successful in the mainstream over the girl trying to get followers so she doesn’t need to work an actual job due to laziness, even if the girl doing it is younger and hotter, the old doughy one has more psychological issues…and those have more depth than the vapid shit we’re starting to get used to as every slut is a slut on their social media….there’s just no mystery, while in Maitland’s case….it’s like what the hell is going on here…nothing but question marks…

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2017

13

Feb

Emma Stern See through of the Day

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I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous…

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2017

13

Feb

The Grammy’s Happened of the Day

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I don’t watch the Grammy’s but I do watch girls masturbate on snapchat…but I don’t limit it to snapchat…I also watch it on instagram messages, imessage, whats app….I don’t watch girls masturbate on webcam sites, I like shit to be a little more personal…you know “we started at tinder, or an instagram follow, now we are here”….you know the illusion that they don’t do this for everyone…and that’s probably what a lot of people are doing in this porno, self involved, social media, internet is dead, the government wants us all giving them all our life, time and information via facebook, no time for anything else…but as long as the selfie videos of vaginas continue, that’s a good thing…it’s like down with celebrity culture, we are the celebrities, we are the pornstars, everyone loves us…except me…no one likes me…

So the Grammy’s happened…and…I didn’t watch it..but it happened…

Katy Perry Tits..performed…

Nicole Scherzinger NIPPLES of the Day

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Heidi Klum was there…so you know it’s music…

Britney Spears Got Some Tits….and and Old Fucking Face and I love her…

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Lady Gaga Was There Attention seekign….

Rita Ora – See Through….

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Charli XCX Silly T-Shirt…

Katy Perry Was There….because she is the Music Industry Puppet…

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2017

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day

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There comes a point in photoshop where the person in the picture is no longer human, not to say that Kim Kardashian has ever been human, she’s always been the fucking demon that crawled out of a toilet somewhere, who was luckily rich enough to set up her bullshit career from porn to victim to social media machine….but these photoshop pics on an already plastic surgery ridden monster…are just so silly…like a cartoon…a terrible fucking cartoon that should be taken out back and shot….