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2017

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There are a three categories of female spectators at a strip club – the lesbians, who are there for some foreplay, it happens all the time, cuddling up while the girl stripping, who hates her life is spreading her butthole on stage, to find a little romance in their lives since they don’t have dick…..the girlfriend who is staring at the boyfriend or husband the entire time intensely – like what the fuck are you looking at her for, this is a terrible idea that will not end in getting laid…and the majority is the girlfriend or girl with the group of guys who is like “I can do that”…fucking twerking at her table, screaming as the girls get on, making it about her – because girls like being the center of attention….and inside every girl is a little stripper waiting to annoy everyone in the strip club as she doesn’t get naked…but talks about how good she would be if she was naked…

That said…here are some morning links…

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Aren’t Having Sex Until Married / When Her Herpes are Cured
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Grey Gardens is for Sale – Best Movie Ever
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Hannah Ferguson Pimping Bikinis
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River Otter Sliding in the Snow
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Razor Spinning VS Red Bull
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Johnny Depp is Building a Private Compound
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Sluts Together in a Bikini
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Superbowl 51 in 8 Bit Retro Game
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Dude Demonstrates How Girls Lie About Their Bodies on Social Media..
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Porsche in Tokyo….
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Dubstep Made Out of Bird Sounds
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Rosie O’Donnell as Steve Bannon…
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2017

10

Feb

Olivia Wilde’s Possible Nip Slip of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is such a twat, mainly because her real name is cockburn and by default that would make her more of a cock than a twat, but we can assume that being a twat who likes cock, so much they are named the condition they cause on cock, that contributed to her career..

Sure she’s a rich, connected family, which made things easier, but even the most connected girls still need to use their pussy to get a head…that’s why they all while about pay equity…the same dudes who fuck them, give them work, underpay them as they pass them around…

This one is at a point in her career where she’s settled down and is making babies..but the cockburn is for life…

She’s at some event with some other actor – and you can see her mom nipple…so stare at the mom nipple…if that’s a nipple and not a shadow…because NIPPLE is exciting, obsess over it…it’s the thing to do.

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2017

10

Feb

Ashley Smith has a Nipple of the Day

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This just in….Titty model Ashely Smith – has a Nipple…because without said nipple, her titty modeling would be pretty fucking awkward…no offence to you nipple-less girls out there – I know that being born without a nipple, or having them removed due to cancer is a terrible thing that would make you feel insecure, but shouldn’t…because a nipple-less tit is still a tit…and if the cancer was aggressive you’re probably left emaciated and that is a hot look…compared to all the fat chicks out there owning their fatness…

MEANING…don’t be insecure about no nipples, when looking at nipples, like Ashley Smith nipples, that made her cool and have a career….because there are are a whole bunch of slutty fat chicks happy and secure in being fat…which actually disgusting….so if they can be happy with their serious vile flaw….nipples or not…I’ll still want to fuck you….and so will a lot of other people….while fat chicks…that’s for drunk at 4 am if I’m really in the need to hang out with a vagina…which I generally am not – since they are annoying…like Ashley Smith who has already retired once from modeling, and became friendly on social media…until returning to modeling in the mainstream…and has become the fucking worst…ego, thinking she’s hot..but at least she’s not fat…and has nipples…giving her real fucking purpose..

I didn’t look for the rest of the pictures…

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2017

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The older I get the bigger my big natural tit fetish gets – maybe it’s a closer you get to death the more you revert back to childhood situation where tits become your main fixation only now that I’m a grown obese man – to get the same effect as a baby and a tit – the tit needs to be 5 times the size of my head….and that tends to be what others may find disgusting…just not other men…because together we understand the tit and it’s ability to nourish our souls…

Here are some stepLINKS…

I would Bang Dakota Johson
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Hot Model in Lingerie
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The Selena Gomez Comeback Tour is Hot
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Kristen Stewart Leggy and Curvy….
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Hot British Soap Opera Star
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Craziest Carnival Ride – Straight from CHINA
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Jessica Lowndes in a Swimsuit
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Branson VS Barrack Kite Surfing is Hilarious
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20 Pics of Staged Paparazzi Pics
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Scar Jo – Barely Holding it Together as a Working Mom – LOL
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Victoria Justice Looks Good
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Tom Hiddleston Swears His Relationship with Taylor Swift is REAL
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Adriana Lima Says No to AIDS
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Guy Pimps Out Mercedes He Got for 4500
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Sofia Coppola’s new Kirsten Dunst Movie…
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Nerds Recreate 5000 Year old Beer
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Sara Jean Underwood TIT
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Guess the New Voice of the Magic Schoolbus Teacher
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Farrah Abraham Made Fake Fan Accounts on Instagram
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AShley Graham – Nipple in a Polaroid Picture
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Dear White People Gets a Release Date
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Sneaking into the Superbowl with a Ladder is Amazing
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The Very Very Important – Evolution of Keanu Reeves
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Madonna Will Have her Blacks in 2 Weeks
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Drake and Jennifer Lopez are Taking a break – Thank God
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Lena Dunham is Getting Fit for Donald Trump
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Kylie Jenner Can’t Trademark her Name
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ALicia Vikander is the new Lara Croft
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Arianna Grande Grandma Doesn’t Like Her Slutty Lyrics
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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5 Tips to Orgasm Murder
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Weightlifting Chick Takes Out her Neck
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Hot Rack on the Cam Girl
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LESBIANS aren’t always as scary as the ones I saw holding hands today
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Some Naked Blonde Chick
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Hot Euro Babe – Naked
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Big Black Massive Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

09

Feb

Heidi Montag Still Lives and is in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Montag LIVES!!

Who says there is no legacy, or future in being a reality show personality who made a novelty of herself…during and after the show…because she’s back…doing what she does with her clown tits and silliness…because you can carry this bullshit on for decades….because someone will always be willing to look at you in your bikini…with your big clown tits…

I am a fan of low levels who don’t take themselves too seriously after years of realizing they were always low levels…because you know there was a period where they thought they were super fucking relevant and important…because they are the worst…

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2017

09

Feb

Selena Gomez Tits Make an Appearance of the Day

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Selena Gomez looks well rested, with her new face, after her stint at rehab where she lost her mind and cancelled her tour because of Beiber…..or maybe she was just being an entitled rich kid who has been coddled forever because the family had to make money and live their dream – that ended up putting the pressure on her and fucked her up mentally – lots of pressure to keep up the bullshit…

Or maybe she’s just well fucked, vaginally destroyed…by the Weeknd who apparently has a massive penis I write about a lot – thanks to girls I know who have sucked it…and it makes looking at Selena Gomez, the naughty little pig…a little more wonderful…

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2017

09

Feb

Sara Sampaio Shaving Her Hairy Portuguese Face of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is shaving her face for some photoshoot because you know that Portuguese girls are hairy little trolls and need maintenance….otherwise they look like fishermen…that have been lost at sea…but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, very important and can’t let the world know that she’s got a fucking beard…

Sara Sampaio is better known for being the skinny model, blamed for being too skinny, targeted as being skinny, and defends being skinny, in a world that needs a lot more of that….because everything’s got so damn fat…

HERE SHE IS IN BIKINI DOING PHOTOSHOOTS FOR TOMMY HILFIGER WITH GIGI HADID AND OTHER SLUTS…LIKE HAILEY BALDWIN…..

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2017

09

Feb

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is hilarious to me….and probably to most people around her – but they’ll never let her know that – they’ll just give her work and tell her how great she is….because she fucked Bieber…

I don’t think she’s that hot, but she’s hot enough, to pretend that she’s a model, and she gets herself out there enough to get followers to get more work….and people hire her because they think she’s a model or relevant… and thanks to having a trust fund or being a rich kid with a fucked up a rich from acting dad and some trendy friends who she’s attached herself to…she makes it work….as she works it on the beach in Hawaii…

SHE ALSO DID A FASHION SHOW FOR GIGI HADID….BECAUSE THAT IS HOW THE SCAM WORKS DOWN…I LIKE THE NUMBER ON HER – LIKE A CATTLE AUCTION….

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2017

09

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right…

I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever…

I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet…

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2017

09

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger…

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