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2017

19

Jan

Dalianah Arekion in Lingerie of the Day

Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…but my most interest Maurician story..that has zero to do with Dalianah Arekion….is that I once found a Maurician restaurant in the middle of no where….I was curious and walked inside the empty, dirty, disgusting restaurant…only to be greeted by the owner, chef, pervert who along with feeding me like a king for 10 dollars….and not getting me sick with his glorious ethnic foods…despite the fact there were moldy shower curtains being used on the windows…or that we were smoking cigarettes despite it being illegal…because that’s how wild I was with my new friend….and the highlight of the dinner…was at desert when he busted out his photo albums from his trips to Cuba…that included pages and pages of his “girlfriends”…all barely 18 year old naked cuban hookers he would pay 15 dollars a day to….

He even had tufts of their pubic hair within his album…

So not only did I eat well, from a new culture, in a new place…but I also got to experience his masturbation bible, his sexual history, a glimpse of cuban hookers….

Like I said, my story…has nothing to do with Dalianah Arekion…but I like her people…plus it’s about Mauritian Sex / Sex Workers / etc…and as a model..that’s kind of her thing….so in a weird way…my irrelevance is totally relevant..

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2017

19

Jan

Scout Willis Has Shit on Her Face of the Day

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This is a good look for the Bruce Willis faced daughter of the Willis / Demi Moore ejaculating in uterus 20 years ago….all covered with shit…it’s the lesbian / hipster / feminist / activist with a trust fund way to be…

I find it funny that Rumer, who is out there singing and acting, gets shit on by the world for her hard face…

When there are others…literally shit on….with just as hard a face…

Not that you should care about these Montana raised, yet still capable of being entitled rich kids, because rich kids happen anywhere geographically when their parents are actors…

But when they are topless…or showing nipple…you should care…because hard faced or not…this type of content is lovely….but I blame my german scat fetish for that.

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2017

19

Jan

Lexi Wood is a Very Important Model of the Day

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Lexi Wood is some F List model – but she’s got a good enough face….a face that hasn’t booked any real campaign – but at least she’s trying…

When I first saw she did this low level “editorial” for an instagram account magazine – I thought “Oh Look, a Porn Star is Doing a Hipster style shoot”…

But then I discovered….she’s not a pornstar….but she is on a Private Jet flying from Maui….

Which we all know means…she’s maybe not be in porn, but she’s a sex worker, the high end sugar baby hooker…which is what all these models aspire to….

They want the rich old daddy to give them the male attention – whether in slutty shoots, or with old men…that’s the end goal.

ROMANCE….I prefer when the guy is put in the photo, unless she’s paying for the Private Jet…because modeling for no one is lucrative…

But at least she’s trying….and looks good while doing it.

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2017

19

Jan

Sofia Vergara Offered Sex and the Rest of the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

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I accidentally watched the people’s choice awards..because someone gave me an old TV and a digital antennae.

I realize that I fucking hate award shows. I realize that they are more irrelevant than they have ever been. I realize that the jokes, the people, the concept of awarding winners with ridiculously useless awards….but this one is special…it’s for the people…by the people…but who are these people who are voting…I guess they have access to the internet…probably are the robot drones you know are into this shit…the fake news people…the trump voters…

All to make these people money…terrible..

The highlight was Sofia Vergara and her tits saying “hire latinas, we do a good job, you won’t be disappointed”…like busty den mother she is..just look at how she handles that trophy…naughty…

Other hightlights…Johnny Depp thanking people for supporting him as he beats his wife…

So much garbage……in a world where these award shows don’t fucking matter…because nothing else matters..

J.Lo was there….

Blake Lively was there….

Some Pregnant Bitch was there…

Victoria Justice was there…

Kristen Bell was there….

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2017

19

Jan

Peeing Woman and Other Videos of the Day

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Hooker of the Day

Very Disturbing Video of a Kid Shooting His Class Up…then Himself…DARK

Just a Dude’s Misuse or Proper Use of the Bus…

Stealing Laptops in Texas

School Bus Takes Out a Woman

Dude Heats His Car With Propane….

Riding Bitch Seat Fail

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2017

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the worst things to have happen is when your wife comes home from some church meeting, only to find you eating out another girl you met on tinder who is in her early 20s, and you are forced to convince her that you’re just helping her look for her keys….

It’s like let me be a man woman….

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A Doctor Says YoU Shouldn’t Use Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Eggs
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Kite Surfer Unaware of Shark
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Tupac Release Date
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A Clockwork Orange Book VS Film
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The Evolution of the Range Rover
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Trash at the People’s Choice Awards No One Watches
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Ciara is Happy She Waited Until Marriage
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Crazy Pool Trick Shots
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How Louis C.K. Tells a Joke
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Updated on the Rich Girls The Weeknd Puts His Dick In
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2017

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When looking at my wife…or 99 percent of married moms over thirty – I am always disgusted and thank the universe for letting me have sex with 20 year olds who view me as a fetish…a terrible terrible fetish…because it allows me…despite sucking at life…feel like I’ve won..

I don’t even need hot 20 year olds, stable 20 year olds, fully functional 20 year olds with all their limbs…or eyes…I just need 20 year olds…whether they are strippers, homeless, hookers, mentally broken or not…at 20….even when broken at 20…is not mid 30s and vile…

Because the real fake news everyone is complaining about is the lie they were sold when they bought into marrying a bitch and starting a family with a bitch before getting the chance to see how she’d end up..

Speaking of fake news – this is the Headline of the day: “Paraplegic lesbian midget muslim marries a pregnant artificially inseminated lesbian through a gay Imam”

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Drone Pilot of the Day
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Bella Thorne Tweets Her Boyfriend’s Dick
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Crazy Pee Girl of the Day – PEEING
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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Tupac Movie Gets a Release Date
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The Most Stairs Ever Climbed While Balancing a Person On their Head – THE VIDEO
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My edit of the Asian Dude Caught Jerking Off
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Some Bitch in a White Bikini
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Femen Protestors Against Trump With Huge Tits
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Gigi Hadid Ass in Leggings
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The Voice of Mario
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Katharine McPhee Legs…
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Chelsea Handler VS Trump….
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Kardashians are Blamed by Chelsea Handlder for Trump…
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Ariana Grande is a Cunt
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Kate Hudson Dancing on TV
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Mark Hamill Meets his Lightsaber
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Lady Gaga will be Talking Politics at the Super Bowl
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Chelsea Handler Blames the Kardashians
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Models Together at an Event
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Bryce Dallas Ron Howard Tits
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Kelly Bensimon Bikini in a Bikini
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The Most Lazy Cat Ever
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Slow Motion MACRO videos
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Zero G Experiments
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Girlfriend’s Day – the Trailer
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Lazy Cat
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Hilary Duff LEGGINGS
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Olivia Culpo Ocean Drive
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Frenchy Morgan – NIPPLES TITS SLUTS
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Judy Garland Childhood Hope To Jerk Off To
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Miranda Kerr is Boring on Set
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Classic Carrie Fisher in Rolling Stone…
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Topless Protestors VS TRump
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Adriana Lima Leg of the Day
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CJ Franco Boobs
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Fucking the Neighbor…
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Big Titty TITs
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Hot Girls Stripping
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Eating Out Pussy
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Madonna In Lingerie
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Naked Girl on the Bed…
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2017

18

Jan

Rat Cow Gets a Vogue Spain Cover of the Day

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Low level titty model turned instagram model turned Ben Affleck and David Fincher fucker booking shitty roles in their movies making her an “actor”…despite just being a low level titty model who happens to have a lot of instagram followers….Emily the Rat Cow….has booked a Vogue Spain cover…

A Vogue Spain cover is clearly not a prestigious place for your images appear, because they allow prostitutes or as close a thing to prostitutes from social media…like she might as well is Tila Tequila..put on a dress and do it…

The whole thing…hilarious to me…just throw anything at anything because it has followers….instead of actually thinking it through….image not content…surface not content….no wonder all these young girls are whoring…it whores…it works…

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2017

18

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid Go to the Gym Together of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid – the chosen ones…

Who weren’t actually chosen by anyone, but with proper marketing and positioning due to parents who want their daughters living their dreams, who have budget to hire the right people to help their daughter’s live their dreams, even when the dreams are vapid, useless and to be “models”….because their egos and narcissism need it….

Girls who now are “models”…getting paid as models…for jobs they would do for free…because they don’t need the money and just want the stamp of approval…

And the only happiness I have in the whole thing is that The Weeknd was fucking other girls when he was dating Bella Hadid…and Zayn from One Direction has fucked other girls while dating Gigi…which they probably know or knew about..as it is all just part of mutual using to get ahead…but that still makes me happy because I know their vaginas are cesspools of sloppy second shit…

Overrated, bought their fame, fame I’m amazed they have…but that they have…and now they go to the gym together…because “Photo Op”…

What a waste of time…space..opportunity…garbage..just garbage..

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2017

18

Jan

Olivia Munn’s Dress of the Day

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Olivia Munn wants to remind you that she’s more than just some low level TV host from a low level TV show because it was the only job she could book…

She’s also the ethnically ambigious girl who manipulated the hollywood scene while she was a low level TV show host on a show that targeted the easiest market to see tits to…video game nerds….

Nerd Gamers are like the country music crowd…you don’t need to be authentic, you just need to talk their language and their in…

With that audience…she was allowed to sit at the right table at the right trendy spots….and concerts…pull parties…coupled with not needing talent to act…while just needing tits….she’s become a hollywood starlet who books jobs…

And here she is out with her tits…tits that helped make her…tits that are living her dream and are all rich as fuck…tits that are bigger than I thought…tits that still don’t play videogames but tits that want all you gamers to still think she does…her fans help close deals…and tits using you is something you know too well because it’s the only way tits talk to you….or in Olivia Munn’s case…don’t talk to you…but get in movies because of you…

I have a funny Olivia Munn story, but I don’t feel like writing it out….

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